I;m uploading this to show this to my friend please feel free to laugh at this silly Naruto skit I wrote.

 

Naruto Help Me Hotline

 

Naruto: Hey, Everyone. This is Naruto Help Me hotline, here today to give advice to those in the need! = ^_^= Believe it! As you know I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI!

 

Sakura: I’m Sakura Haruno here, don’t be shy people.

 

Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha.

 

Gaara: Im Gaara of the Sand. I’ll do my best.

 

Naruto: It’s just us four today, everyone else was busy. So who is on the line today!!! Hey First Caller!

 

???:Hee….heyyy

 

Naruto: Um what’s your name?

 

???: Suuki..

 

Naruto: Well, uh Suuki what seems to be the problem?

 

Suuki: I keep hearing voices in my head. They are telling me to kill my parents.

 

Naruto: O_O

 

Sakura: NARUTO! HANG UP! HANG UP!

 

*hangs up*

 

Sasuke: Shouldn’t we have tried to get her some help…like call the cops or the nut house for her.

 

Sakura: Sasuke, we are a hotline that helps people with….normal problems.

 

Gaara: That wasn’t normal?

 

Naruto and Sakura: No!

 

Gaara:….

 

Naruto: Phew um let’s just answer the next call. Uh hello who’s there?

 

??? : Hey, youth it’s me, Rock Lee eh!

 

Naruto: Oh hey what’s up! Lee what’s your question today?

 

Lee: Well you see, it’s about Gai Sensei. He has been acting very weird lately.

 

Sakura: When is he not weird?

 

Naruto: -_-lll What Sakura means to say is what do you mean by weird?

 

Lee: Well, like when he sees me he will run away or keeps hiding stuff behind his back.

 

Gaara: You think he has a crush or something

 

Sasuke: *spits tea he was drinking all over the floor*

 

Sakura: Oh my ummmmmm gross Gaara

 

Lee: A crush? You think Gai Sensei has fell in love with me. Well, he has been strutting a lot and he blushes too.

 

Naruto: *picturing them as a couple* *shivers*

 

Sakura: NO no no no no no it can’t be!

 

Lee: Oh, do not be jealous my love! Gai Sensei may have feelings for me but I do not feel the same. My heart only belongs to you my love.

 

Sakura: I am not jealous

 

Tenten: Hey guys, am I too late?

 

Naruto: NO no not at all Tenten, you came at a good time.

 

Tenten: Great! Who are we helping, today?

 

Gaara: Lee. Apparently Gai Sensei is in love with him

 

Sasuke: *spits out tea again and chokes*

 

Tenten: *pats Sasuke on the back* What in the world! When did this start?

 

Lee: Since two days ago.

 

TenTen: Has he…ummm wrote you a love letter???

 

Lee: Well, I think so. I have seen him carrying around an envelope with a paper he wrote on in it.

 

Naruto: I just can’t believe it! Lee, please tell us this is a joke.

 

Sakura: yes, please you are killing poor Sasuke

 

Sasuke: I think I’m gonna leave.

 

Sakura: No, stay we have to help Lee out

 

Sasuke: I do not owe Lee anything.

 

Naruto: Then why’d you join this hotline?

 

Sasuke: None of your business

 

Gaara: Don’t act so cool, you wanna help people. Just say it.

 

Sasuke: ……..*glares and says in his head.* (so what if I do wanna help people. Can’t I? However we never get any normal calls just a bunch of weirdos.)

 

Lee: Um guys…you still there?

 

Naruto: Sorry Lee um, so what else about Gai Sensei?

 

Lee: Well, I also saw him at the bakery. He was trying to get a cake with my name on it too, weird, huh.

 

~long pause~

 

Naruto: XD

 

Sakura: Oh, brother…

 

Sasuke: Are you serious…

 

Tenten: OMG! Lee you are sucha idiot.

 

Lee: What?

 

Tenten: I can’t tell you but trust me Gai Sensei is not in love with you.

 

Lee: Phew, I’m glad. I would hate to have hurt his feelings.

 

Tenten: How’d you come up with that stupid idea any ways???

 

Lee: Gaara

 

Gaara: It sounded like it, just like in those dramas

 

Sakura: What kinda dramas are you talking about?

 

Gaara: The kind where teachers fall in love with their student

 

Tenten: Those are cute; I prefer the ones where student falls in love with another student

^___^

 

Naruto: guys

 

Gaara: Yeah but the student teacher thing has that taboo feeling

 

Tenten: oooh yeah I know whatcha mean. Tee hee

 

Sakura: But don’t forget the love triangles between teacher and the two students

 

Naruto: guys…

 

TenTen: Yeahhhh

 

Gaara: That is even more dramatic

 

Sasuke: Don’t forget two teachers in love but a student happens to love one of the teachers. Forming a big love drama!

 

Sakura: Yahh!!!

 

Tenten: Omg, you watch dramas too, Sasuke?

 

Sasuke: *blush*

 

Naruto: GUYYYYYS

 

O_O O_O O_O //O_O//!!!!!!

 

Naruto: We need to focus on the hotline, this isn’t some gossip---

 

All: Shut up, Naruto!!!!