So last night, I fell asleep around 2am and then I woke up around 5am to this rustling sound next to my bed. It sounded like my cat was getting into some plastic bags because she still nurses even though she is 7.

So I my phones' flashlight and was searching around and suddenly this ing two inch cockroach came into sight and I jumped off my bed and coward in the corner of my room with the lights on.
 

I lost it for a moment and then it appeared again and THIS ING SEWER ROACH WAS ON SOMETHING OR THOUGHT MY ROOM WAS A PLAYGROUND BECAUSE IT WAS ING FAST.

It was all over my BTS pillow and then it got onto my bed and then almost went in my closet and then finally deicided to climb up my wall.

I grabbed onto a big bottle of rubbing alcohol I had in my room and got prepared to squirt it. Finally the ugly fell off the wall and I sprayed it with the rubbing alcohol. It flipped it /As expected/ and it almost went outside my room, but then turned and went back in and I kept spraying it and it was all over. 

After an hour, I won. It died.

The next problem was figuring out how to get it out of my room. I tried using tongs for the BBQ and I couldn't do it.

This er was so big that it had its own zip code.

GAHHHHH

So I slept on the couch that night and when I went to school my mom vacuumed it up ♥♥♥ You guys dont understand how big it was. It was about two ing inches and black!

GAHHH EKKKKK!!