Weekly Recap 2.0

Another weekly recap..

 

Yeah.. Call me Jamie the Crazy *or the dummy*

A weekly recap should be posted on the weekend

But I made it in the middle of the week

 

Well.. What.the.hell..

This is my version..

 

Weekly recap Jamie version!! 

 

1. Let's Kiss BoA's Lips

There's no disappointing word in BoA's voice. She's perfect!! The beauty of Asia and the best of Asia. Kiss My Lips (KML) is such a cute y song. I love it really!! But then I watched the MV, I was like : Whoaa- wait.. What.the.hell.is.this?!!!! 

This MV is like .. Pfftt .. I can't even find the right words to review it. I mean, come on we're talking about BoA here.. The diva.. And the MV just come out like..this?!! 

"Jamie, you don't have the right to say this!! Try to make the MV by your own self!! You will make it worse than SM!!" 

Yeah yeah you could scold me with the words above but please.. Look again!! It's BoA and it's SM!! IT IS SM!! The company which claimed with the highest profit ever or in English: A F**KING RICH COMPANY!! 

You just put BoA THE DIVA in a plain set box??!! 

Come on SM!! You can do better!! 

Even SuJu's TIL and EXO's CMB set box are way better with those camera shot effect. You can made RV and SHINee out of town. 

Hell! You even can make sweet blind date drama for her Who Are You'd MV.

But when it came to her single for this album, you just put her in a box with dimmed lighting and y dancer with their feathers fan?! 

Hell! Even her old MV is way better!! The trap-in-mirror theme in My Name, the ninja parkour in Hurricane Venus,the triplet BoA in The Shadow, the  love drama with Taemin in Disturbance; those are so f**kin cool!!! 

But this.. KML's MV is such a big disappointment!!

I love BoA so much and I feel a pity for her to have just this too-simple MV.

 

2. SHINee is ODD 

Woohoooooo... SHINee is back!! 

They're back and oddly make me love their song right away on the first time I heard it.

Damn! They're good.. No.. They're hot!! Oddly hot!! Kekeke 

I love this concept than Everybody's era. No offense, Shawols! I love Everybody but I prefer Symptoms to be the single. 

View's MV are so cool!! My reaction when I watched the MV was like .. can't stop saying 'whoaa' 'wow' 'uwww' 'awww' xD It's just like ..so contrast when I watched BoA's KML..

Why can you be fair SM?!! I want to gawk over my all favorite idols!! I gawked at SHINee, I want to gawk at BoA too!! 

Anyway.. This point is about SHINee right? So as summary, I'll say I like View and I can't wait to watch the live stage!!

Coordi noona, please don't give them those sleeveless top, I can't contain the feeling!! I'll probably get nosebleed from their hotness *omo I sound so ert kekekeke* 

 

3. What's Wrong Shawols?

I think I'm too late to talk about this issue but I just knew it when SHINee recently prepare their comeback.

So I heard Korean Shawol leaves the fandom because SHINee performed too much in Japan. Is that right? 

If it's true then I'll be like OH.MY.GOD.YOU.ARE.SO.STUPID.

guys come on!!! Really? You leave SHINee because they're more popular overseas, not in their hometown??!! Damn, you should be proud of it not hate it, you dummies!! 

I thought I was the stupidest person in this world but I was wrong!! The person who leave SHINee just because they sing more in Japanese is way way stupider than me!!!

One thing that I believe about this case: the real Shawols are those who always stay and support SHINee no matter what language they use in their song. There's no difference language in music. Music makes one *quoted from Mnet Music Awards* 

And those who hate SHINee just because they perform more often in Japan, don't you dare call yourself as Shawols!!! You're just disgrace!! 

 

4. SM New Boy Group 

Is that trues SM will release new boy group?? 

For those who didn't know about this rumor, I'll tell you: 

So SM will release a new boy group consist of 9 *if I'm not mistaken* . the members aren't strangers. They're SM Rookies Boys: Jaehyun, Johnny, Hansol, Taeyong, Ten, Yuta, Mark, Doyoung, and Taeil. You already seen them mostly in EXO 90:2014 right? Even Jaehyun and Doyoung are SC's host. But I'm not sure about Taeil. I never heard or watch him. Have you? 

What a shame, Jisung and Jaemin aren't in the group. Maybs they're still too young *Too young to face the trouble and lawsuit with SM? Pffftt* 

But damn! Even just with these 9 boys, the group will blast I think.. We know how good Jaehyun's voice, how cute Mark, how charming Taeyong, how cool Johnny's English, how breathtaking Ten's dance and how adorable Yuta's Japanese dialect *omo am I too biased? Kekeke*

 

5. Hmm TaoRis, All Eyes on You Boys 

Well Tao is in States now, right?

Aaaannnddd Kris is in New York, right? *according to his IG update*

Sooooooooo...

What are you waiting for TaoRis' shippers?!! 

Go and find them!! Maybe they're just holding each other hands while making out in Madison Square *oops* kekekekeke

It will be daebak if people can capture them together ^^v

 

6. I promise

I, James the pirates, promise will never ever force any author to update soon especially for those who already take long hiatus. 

I'll let them take a rest and let them come back anytime they want

And I'll be loyal to them. I won't unsubscribe them even they take a century hiatus

Because now I know how it feel when your subscribers asked you to update soon but you can't. It feels so sad when you can't fulfill their hope.

however they're still loyal to me and didn't unsubscribe me. And it makes me more guilty, y'knooooowwww....

kekekeke

No, but really thank you.. Biggest thank you for those who stay with my stories even I didn't update like years.. 

thank you and please be more patience okay? 

I'm alive.. I just need more and more time.. Please..

Pleeeaaaaaasssseeeeeee.... T.T

 

So I think those are the most interesting things this week..

What's yours?

Tell me your opinion and please correct me if I put wrong issue, nae?

Annnyyyeeeoooonnggggg~

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hasanaheart
#1
I like your review kekeke...lol xD