CHAPTER 8

inspired by infinite’s sesame player season 2 :)

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hopeuforurhearteu started a conversation with swegyoongisweg, igotjams, daonlygoldenmaknae, adultae, 84anim, and pinkprincessjin

hopeuforurhearteu: everyone gather around i have a very important announcement to make

84anim: we’re literally all in the same car

igotjams: what is sooo important that you can’t even say it with your own mouth

hopeuforurhearteu: well i was wondering if anyone wanted to go … play.

swegyoongisweg: tf

pinkprincessjin: YOONGI

swegyoongisweg: THAT’S NOT A SWEAR WORD IT’S JUST TWO LETTERS NEXT TO EACH OTHER OKAY

pinkprincessjin: BUT IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS SOMETHING BAD

84anim: honey you can beat up yoongi later but i think hobi has something he wants to say

hopeuforurhearteu: nah i can wait

swegyoongisweg: I SWEAR TO GOD HOSEOK IF YOU DON’T TALK I WILL COME AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

hopeuforurhearteu: jesus fine

daonlygoldenmaknae: so what did you want to talk about

hopeuforurhearteu: well lately we’ve been really busy right

84anim: right

hopeuforurhearteu: and i found this one video online and it was filmed like a few years ago but infinite sunbaenims did this show and on that show they did this thing where they like “escaped” their schedules for a day

daonlygoldenmaknae: oh yeah we were watching that together

hopeuforurhearteu: yeah yeah and you know how they went to hongdae and went shopping and stuff

pinkprincessjin: well how are you planning to do that without manager hyung knowing

hopeuforurhearteu: once we get to the dorm, we all get out and while manager hyung is busy parking the van, we run for our lives

swegyoongisweg: that will never work

adultae: i’m in :D

hopeuforurhearteu: good

igotjams: do you seriously think that would work though

84anim: i think it can i mean we don’t have any other plans today so as long as we get home before like 11 we’ll be okay

hopeuforurhearteu: that’s a good 6 hours of play time

igotjams: please don’t call it play time it sounds like we’re all kids

pinkprincessjin: you are tho

84anim: lol true

daonlygoldenmaknae: as long as umma and appa are in then i am too

adultae: and me :)

hopeuforurhearteu: so are umma and appa in?

pinkprincessjin: i am

84anim: i guess i am too then

daonlygoldenmaknae: what about yoonmin

swegyoongisweg: you better not call us that ever again jeon jungkook or i swear to god you will never see the light of day

daonlygoldenmaknae: yoonmin

swegyoongisweg: THAT’S IT I’M DONE WITH YOUR BULL YOU ING BASTARD

pinkprincessjin: MIN YOONGI YOU CANNOT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR NAPPING PRIVILEGES

swegyoongisweg: UMMA YOU CAN’T DO THAT

pinkprincessjin: WATCH ME

swegyoongisweg: UGH

igotjams: babe i don’t understand why you’re so worked up about it i mean it’s a cute couple name

swegyoongisweg: SHUT UP

hopeuforurhearteu: whoa there yoongi must be on his man period

daonlygoldenmaknae: HAH he’s manstruating

swegyoongisweg: i hate you all

84anim: so you guys going or what

igotjams: i kinda wanna go babe how about you

swegyoongisweg: what are we e