CHAPTER 14

-> daonlygoldenmaknae signed on

daonlygoldenmaknae started a conversation with adultae

daonlygoldenmaknae: TAE WHERE IS THE DOG

adultae: I DON’T KNOW DON’T ASK ME

daonlygoldenmaknae: ARE YOU SERIOUS TAE I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU KEPT IT

adultae: BUT IT WAS SO CUTE

daonlygoldenmaknae: YOU’RE VERY CUTE TOO TAE BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I LET MY TEMPTATIONS GET THE BEST OF ME

adultae: … what? (•._.•)

daonlygoldenmaknae: ....

adultae: ….

daonlygoldenmaknae: FORGET I SAID ANYTHING WE NEED TO FIND THE DOG

adultae: OKAY

daonlygoldenmaknae: IS IT IN THE HOUSE

adultae: PROBABLY

daonlygoldenmaknae: JESUS CHRIST

adultae: JUST ASK THE OTHERS THEY MIGHT’VE SEEN IT

daonlygoldenmaknae: WE CAN’T JUST ASK EVERYONE IF THEY’VE SEEN A DOG IN THE HOUSE

adultae: WHY NOT

daonlygoldenmaknae: BECAUSE THEY’LL KNOW THAT THERE’S A DOG ON THE LOOSE

adultae: OH RIGHT

daonlygoldenmaknae: OKAY WE JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE THE DOG DOESN’T APPEAR IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND IF WE FIND IT THEN WE CAN JUST TAKE IT AND KEEP IT SOMEWHERE OKAY

adultae: OKAY GOOD PLAN

daonlygoldenmaknae: WHERE IS EVERYONE RIGHT NOW

adultae: THEY’RE PROBABLY IN THE KITCHEN

daonlygoldenmaknae: OKAY THEN START LOOKING FOR THE DOG ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE KITCHEN

adultae: ALRIGHT

daonlygoldenmaknae: REPORT BACK TO ME IF YOU FIND IT

adultae: THIS FEELS LIKE A TOP SECRET AGENT MISSION THIS IS COOL

daonlygoldenmaknae: JUST GO

<- adultae signed off

<- daonlygoldenmaknae signed off

–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

-> pinkprincessjin signed on

pinkprincessjin started a conversation with igotjams, swegyoongisweg, 84anim, daonlygoldenmaknae, hopeuforurhearteu, and adultae

pinkprincessjin: I'm out buying groceries but do you guys need anything

igotjams: lube

hopeuforurhearteu: ew gross

igotjams: my baby needs some and we ran out

swegyoongisweg: I LITERALLY HATE YOU

igotjams: you love me ;)))))))

pinkprincessjin: okay what else

swegyoongisweg: ARE YOU ACTUALLY BUYING IT UMMA OMG

pinkprincessjin: why not

hopeuforurhearteu: it's not just me that still thinks it's weird how jimin is top right

84anim: bruh same tho

igotjams: why is it weird

hopeuforurhearteu: cuz ur a smol child

igotjams: my says otherwise

hopeuforurhearteu: jesus christ

swegyoongisweg: oh please your isn't even that big

igotjams: well you seem satisfied enough with its size considering how much you like it being inside of you

swegyoongisweg: SHUT UP OMG

84anim: gross

igotjams: but appa don't you do the same with umma

pinkprincessjin: ENOUGH

hopeuforurhearteu: we better be careful with our words i mean tae is still on this chat

84anim: but he's offline

swegyoongisweg: so is jungkook

igotjams: they must be doin the dirty if you know what i mean ;)

pinkprincessjin: maybe

hopeuforurhearteu: UMMA WTH

pinkprincessjin: they're always offline lately

84anim: ever since that dog incident

pinkprincessjin: maybe they're hiding something

igotjams: like how theYRE ING

swegyoongisweg: you are too hyped up about this

igotjams: my dongsaengs are learning ofc I'm hyped

hopeuforurhearteu: i wish there was a facepalm emoji

84anim: same

igotjams: why

swegyoongisweg: this is why

igotjams: I don't get it

swegyoongisweg: of course you don't

pinkprincessjin: okay I'm about to leave the store is there anything else you guys need

-> daonlygoldenmaknae signed on

daonlygoldenmaknae: A LEASH PLEASE AND THANK YOU

<- daonlygoldenmaknae signed off

swegyoongisweg: tf was that

igotjams: I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY’RE DOING SOME STUFF

84anim: are you sure about that

pinkprincessjin: are they still at home

hopeuforurhearteu: yeah why

pinkprincessjin: go find them please hoseok

hopeuforurhearteu: yeah umma hold on this really cute dog is sleeping on me and I can't get up

pinkprincessjin: WHAT