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daonlygoldenmaknae started conversation with 84anim

daonlygoldenmaknae: hyungggg •*•

84anim: the is •*•

daonlygoldenmaknae: isn't it cute •*•

84anim: stop trying to be so innocent

daonlygoldenmaknae: gosh

84anim: all of our fans know already that you aren't actually innocent

daonlygoldenmaknae: well it doesn't kill to try

84anim: anyway what do you want kid

daonlygoldenmaknae: you know how jin hyung got really mad at me for getting a 4 on my english exam?

84anim: YOU GOT A WHAT

daonlygoldenmaknae: i thought jin hyung told you

84anim: no no no he told me you got a bad grade but i thought like a 70 not a ING 4

daonlygoldenmaknae: well i asked jin hyung to help me and because he doesn't remember anything he learned from school he told me to get tutored by someone good at english

84anim: and that someone is me, of course

daonlygoldenmaknae: come on aren't you supposed to be my dad?

84anim: and you're supposed to be an innocent 18 year old

daonlygoldenmaknae: please hyung ;(

84anim: what's in it for me

daonlygoldenmaknae: i know where hoseok hyung keeps his snacks

84anim: THE LEGENDARY SNACK PILE HOW DID YOU FIND IT

daonlygoldenmaknae: i had to clean his room because i lost a bet and I accidentally found it

84anim: does hoseok know

daonlygoldenmaknae: obviously not

84anim: how do i know you're not bullting me

daonlygoldenmaknae: hyung im not that low

84anim: fine fine whatever

daonlygoldenmaknae: YAYAYAYAYAY

84anim: but if you're bullting me i swear to god jeon jungkook i will singlehandedly rip your balls out and shove them down your throat

daonlygoldenmaknae: okay hyung ^•^ thank youuu

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igotjams started a conversation with hopeuforurhearteu

igotjams: why is namjoon hyung acting like a werewolf on the night of the full moon

hopeuforurhearteu: how the am i supposed to know

igotjams: did you hear him running down the halls omg it was scary as hell

hopeuforurhearteu: i was sleeping

igotjams: im gonna ask some of the other members

igotjams added pinkprincessjin, adultae, and swegyoongisweg to the conversation

pinkprincessjin: what's up

adultae: the sky :3

swegyoongisweg: why are you bothering me park jimin

igotjams: has anyone else seen namjoon today

swegyoongisweg: i think he just lost it

adultae: lost what? •-•

hopeuforurhearteu: yoongi means that namjoon has gone insane

adultae: but what does that have to do with him losing something?? -v-

hopeuforurhearteu: nvm kid

adultae: okay!! :3

igotjams: wait but seriously what happened to namjoon he's barely ever like this

pinkprincessjin: last time this happened was when i told him to tell the foreign sunbaes that i love their work in english

swegyoongisweg: what do you mean

pinkprincessjin: well i told him that if he does it for me then i would let him eat the rest of my gingerbread house so he gave in, and in the end, he