I'm so sorry for not updating for so long, but I've been busy writing a new story! Check it out:

http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1097645/young-forever-yoonmin-bts-hoseok-namjin-vkook

ANYWAY, enjoy the chapter!!

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adultae started a conversation with daonlygoldenmaknae

adultae: JUNGKOOK HELP ME

daonlygoldenmaknae: wut is goin on

adultae: IT’S REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT I NEED YOUR HELP

daonlygoldenmaknae: you must be really desperate like you aren’t even using your emojis

adultae: I AM VERY DESPERATE JUNGKOOK PLEASE HELP ME

daonlygoldenmaknae: with what tho

adultae: WITH THIS DOG IN MY HANDS

daonlygoldenmaknae: yOU hAVE a wHAT

adultae: IT JUST PEED ALL OVER THE CARPET JUNGKOOK I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

daonlygoldenmaknae: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR HELP I CAN’T DO

adultae: YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT I TRUST WITH THIS INFORMATION ABOUT THIS DOG

daonlygoldenmaknae: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING ME I AM NOT A TRUSTABLE PERSON

adultae: I KNOW BUT THE OTHERS ARE AT HOME AND I CAN’T HAVE THEM SEE THIS HUGE PEE STAIN ON THE CARPET AND YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT ISN’T HOME

daonlygoldenmaknae: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

adultae: BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT IT IF YOU AREN’T HOME

daonlygoldenmaknae: OKAY BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU

adultae: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP DOG PEE FROM THE CARPET

daonlygoldenmaknae: DON’T YOU OWN A DOG TAE

adultae: YEAH BUT WE POTTY-TRAINED HIM SO HE NEVER DID THIS TYPE OF STUFF

daonlygoldenmaknae: JUST SEARCH IT UP

adultae: I DID AND APPARENTLY I NEED DOG PEE CLEANER BUT I DON’T HAVE THAT AND I DON’T HAVE TIME TO GO BUY IT

daonlygoldenmaknae: THEN COVER IT UP

adultae: BUT IT’LL SMELL

daonlygoldenmaknae: THEN FEBREEZE THE OUT OF IT

adultae: OH GOOD IDEA THANK YOU JUNGKOOK

daonlygoldenmaknae: you’re welcome

adultae: AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL THE OTHER MEMBERS OKAY

daonlygoldenmaknae: okay

adultae: :333333

<- adultae signed off

daonlygoldenmaknae: jesus christ he’s so cute

daonlygoldenmaknae: wait but why tf does he have a dog in the first place

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-> pinkprincessjin signed on

pinkprincessjin started a conversation with daonlygoldenmaknae, hopeuforurhearteu, 84anim, igotjams, adultae, and swegyoongisweg

pinkprincessjin: WHY IS THERE A HUGE PEE STAIN ON THE CARPET

swegyoongisweg: *cough* hobi *cough*

hopeuforurhearteu: excuse me i learned how to properly pee in a toilet when I was 5 years old

swegyoongisweg: which is older than your mental age right now

hopeuforurhearteu: true bUT I KNOW WHERE AND WHERE NOT TO PEE

swegyoongisweg: i will believe you only this once jung hoseok

hopeuforurhearteu: jesus

pinkprincessjin: I’M NOT KIDDING WHO THE DID THIS

84anim: honey

pinkprincessjin: KIDS I AM SORRY FOR MY POTTY MOUTH BUT I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PEE STAIN GOT ON THE CARPET

daonlygoldenmaknae: lol get it

igotjams: what

daonlygoldenmaknae: “potty mouth”

igotjams: i don’t get it

hopeuforurhearteu: of course you don’t jimin

pinkprincessjin: WHO PEED ON THE CARPET THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

daonlygoldenmaknae: I don't think one of us would actually pee on the carpet

84anim: well y’all are kinda stupid

hopeuforurhearteu: and worst dad award goes to

84anim: oh shut up you kids all know that you're stupid anyway

igotjams: true

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daonlygoldenmaknae started a conversation with adultae

daonlygoldenmaknae: now would be a good time to tell them

adultae: I don't want to :((((

daonlygoldenmaknae: tae someone else is going to get blamed for this if you don’t say anything

adultae: jungkoooooook (•~•)

daonlygoldenmaknae: you're very cute tae but I'm not falling for this

adultae: (>•~•)> <(•~•<) (^•~•^)

daonlygoldenmaknae: nope not falling for it

adultae: <( _ _ )>   (>_ _)>   <(_ _<)

daonlygoldenmaknae: are they supposed to be bowing

adultae: yes

daonlygoldenmaknae: …

adultae: <( _ _ )>

daonlygoldenmaknae: …

adultae: <( _ _ )>  <( _ _ )>

daonlygoldenmaknae: FINE I’LL KEEP QUIET FOR NOW BUT YOU BETTER TELL THEM SOON ALRIGHT

adultae: alrighttt (^O^)

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pinkprincessjin: WAS IT YOU JIMIN

igotjams: UMMA I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

pinkprincessjin: THEN WAS IT YOONGI

swegyoongisweg: um no

84anim: