Kai woke up and looked at the ceiling and smiled as he remembered  his date.

Suddenly he heard heavy breathing causing him to sit up.

"Kai, baby"

"Who are you?" 

"Your wife!"

The girl ran over and jumped on Kai's bed and started crawling towards him.

"Please, go" he said in a toned down voice.

"But I love you!" 

Kai his lamp to see the girl who was on his bed.

He almost screamed when he saw her Kai shirt, Kai Hat, necklace and pants.

"Do I really have all that merchandise?" he asked.

"Yes and I bought it all!" she screeched.

Kai covered the blanket over his face and started shouting under the blanket.

He heard the members coming.

"Excuse me, but you must leave".

"Suho, get out!" she screamed.

"The police, are, are, are.."

Kai could hear D.O's voice quivering.

"The police are on their way!" interupted Sehun.

The girl got up and started kissing Kai's blankets.

"Get out!" he shouted from under the blankets.

Suddenly Chanyeol came over and grabbed her by the arm.

"Let me go!" 

"No, you are getting out of here, NOW!" 

He dragged her out of Kai's room and all the members left his room.

Kai ripped the blankets off him and threw them at the wall.

"Why?" he asked himself.

D.O ran in "she's gone Kai".

"Did you know that our faces are on girls clothing?"

"Wh-what?"

"Did you know that their is EXO-K clothing with our names and faces on it?"

D.O shook his head.

"It's no wonder all the girls get obssesed!"

Suho walked in and looked at Kai.

"Thank you" he said as he bowed.

"For what?"

"For not loosing your temper with the girl".

"I would never hit a girl".

"Yeah but you didn't scream or swear either, which you usually do".

Kai looked away and nodded "guess so".

"It's good to be calm in these situations so as to not have to deal with press and police reports and so on".

"I know, you are right, as usual".

Suho laughed and then shook his head "did you have a really good date yesterday?"

Kai felt his cheeks burn up "NO!" 

Suho chuckled "OK!"

Kai could sense his sarcasm "I didn't, it was extremly boring and that girl meant nothing to me!"

"Sure...."

Kai stood up and walked to Suho "She is poor and she is not my type, she is a girl that walks around begging for a job from any-one, that ain't my type!"

Suho shook his head "you need to stop looking down on people Kai".

"Just get out!"

Suho walked out.

"Are you OK?" he asked D.O

"I am fine, how are you?"

"Couldn't be better".

"So how did that date go?"

"You wanna know?"

"A little.."

"It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.."

"DId you get some photos?"

"Photos?"

"Yeah, remember the whole point of the date was to upload photos of it onto our website so that we could gain more fans".

"Yeah, she isn't really into photos".

D.O laughed "do you like her?"

"Shut-up, bro, I don't!" he shouted.

D.O stood up and walked out.

"Do I?"