-- 1 message from Key to Jonghyun --

Key: Hey!

Jonghyun: Yeah?

Key: I was just wondering, who were you on the phone with yesterday in the bathroom?

Jonghyun: Just a sunbaenim.

Key: Which of our sunbaenims?

Jonghyun: I'm pretty busy right now, Key! Just text me later.

-- 1 message from Key to Onew --

Key: Hyung T__T

Onew: Bwoyah?

Key: I think Jjong is cheating on me :((

Onew: What made you think so?

Key: I heard him talking to someone else on the phone.

Onew: What're they talking about?

Key: I just heard him bidding goodbye to the person on the other line. He sounded sweet. I think he was talking to girl 

Onew: Key, just because you heard him like that you could speculate such kind of things. Go confront him if it bothers you.

Key: But I already did! He just avoided the topic 

Onew: Hold on to that, Taemin just texted me.

-- 1 message from Taemin to Onew --

Taemin: Appa! Someone drank my banana milk T__T

Onew: Okay so...

Taemin: And someone also ate my chips! 3 bags were lost!

Onew: Don't bother me with your food dilemmas, maknae! What is it that you really want?!

Taemin: Nothing. Just wanna say hi. Kekekeke~ //aegyo

Onew: That's it. I'm calling Minho.

-- 1 message from Key to Taemin --

Key: Back off, Taemin. Onew-hyung and I are having a serious talk.

Taemin: Why? What is it about, umma?

Key: They're none of your business. Go talk to your cat or something.

Taemin: But we don't have a cat.

Key: Then talk to your chimpanzee or squirrel or giraffe or whatever. Just stay out of this.

Taemin: Good idea. I'mma go to the zoo! Bye umma!

-- 1 message from Minho to Key --

Minho: Yah hyung! Onew-hyung told me Jjong-hyung cheated on you... Is that true?? 

Key: That brat 

Minho: So it's true then?

Key: I really don't know 

Minho: You know, I saw him talking to a girl in the flower shop. They seemed happy.

Key: YOU WHAT?! YOU SAW WHO WITH WHO?! THAT'S IT.

Minho: Hyung, have you seen Taemin? He isn't answering my texts and calls.

Key: I sent him to the wild.

Minho: YOU WHAAAAT?!

Key: BRB going to kill someone.

-- 1 message from Jonghyun to Key --

Jonghyun: She had already seen the flowers and the gift! She loved it! 

Key: WHO?!

Jonghyun: //holy

-- 1 message from Jonghyun to Onew --

Jonghyun: OMG hyung I accidentally sent the message to Key!

Onew: Eottokke?! What does your message say?

Jonghyun: About the flowers and the gift O_O

Onew: OMG.

-- 1 message from Key to Onew --

Key: I WANNA DIE!!!!

Onew: Whoa calm down.

Key: He is cheating on me! Stupid raptor accidentally sent me his message for his mistress T_T

-- 1 message from Minho to Onew --

Minho: Hyung I can't find Taemin at the zoo! :((

-- 1 message from Jonghyun to Onew --

Jonghyun: Help me... How will I explain this to Key?

-- Group message from Onew to Key, Minho and Jonghyun --

Onew: GODDAMMIT, PEOPLE! I ONLY HAVE ONE PHONE, OKAY?! YOU'RE ALL FLOODING MY INBOX! CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME AND MY CHICKEN TOGETHER IN PEACE?! DAMN!

-- 1 message from Taemin to Minho --

Taemin: I see you! Bwahahahahaha. 

Minho: Where the hell are you?!

Taemin: Inside your heart. Nyahahahaha.

Minho: Dammit, Taemin. This zoo is too big for me to find you.

Taemin: You know what else is big?

Minho: LOLWUT

Taemin: This big hairy gorilla on my left, you .

Minho: You know what else is hairy?

Taemin: O.O

Minho: That baby bear on your right, silly. I gotcha back, and I see you now! Hahahaha.

Taemin: Okay fine you caught me 

-- 1 message from Jonghyun to Key --

Jonghyun: Can I ask you something?

Key: HOW ABOUT NO.

Jonghyun: This is importaaant >.<

Key: If you're going to ask my opinion about the flowers and the gift that you're gonna give to your girl then I'm sorry you can't.

Jonghyun: CAN'T YOU LET ME EXPLAIN FIRST?! AND ANOTHER THING. LET'S SAY I DO HAVE A MISTRESS, WHY WOULD I BOTHER RUB IT IN TO YOU IF I KNOW IT'LL MAKE YOU MAD?! BABO!

Key: SO YOU DO HAVE A MISTRESS!

Jonghyun: WHAT?! IS THIS GOING TO BE AN ALL CAPS FIGHT?!

Key: MAYBE IT IS. FOR EMPHASIS!

Jonghyun: LET ME EXPLAIN FIRST PLEASE!

Key: GO AWAY AND KILL YOURSELF!

Jonghyun: WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF?!

Key: I'M TOO ECCENTRIC TO DO THAT!

Jonghyun: IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?

Key: YES! I HATE YOU!

Jonghyun: Okay then. See you in afterlife 

-- After 20 minutes --

-- 1 message from Taemin to Key --

Taemin: Umma! I just stopped Jjong-hyung from eating soap! What happened?!

-- 1 message from Key to Jonghyun --

Key: YAH! WHAT'RE YOU THINKING?!

Jonghyun: YOU TOLD ME TO GO AWAY AND KILL YOURSELF! ISN'T IT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Key: AND YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT?! WHAT KIND OF BRAIN DO YOU HAVE, KIM JONGHYUN?!

Jonghyun: I just wanted to prove how much I love you. I love you so much that I'm willing to die for you, if that's what makes you happy.

Key: LOLWUT ARE YOU SICK OR SOMETHING?

Jonghyun: I'm lovesick 

Key: HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THE FLOWERS, THE PHONE CALL AND THE GIFT?!

Jonghyun: I just wanted to ask for my friend's (who happens to be a girl) opinion about it. The gift was a ring, by the way.

Key: Who's birthday is it?

Jonghyun: YOU STILL DON'T GET IT?!

Key: GET WHAT?

Jonghyun: Dammit >.<

Key: I STILL DON'T GET IT.

Jonghyun: Marry me.

Key: Huh?

Jonghyun: I said marry me.

Key: I don't know what to say.

Jonghyun: Yes or no.

Key: You're kidding, right?

Jonghyun: Do I look like I'm kidding?!

Key: LOL how would I know if we're only texting?

Jonghyun: JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Key: Yes, I will marry you 

Jonghyun: Yaaaayy! 

Key: Geez, you're such a pain in the .

Jonghyun: Literally or metaphorically? 

Key: Shut up.

Jonghyun: I love you more 

-- Group message from Onew to the other members --

Onew: Has anyone seen my bucket of KFCs? I left it in the fridge earlier but when I returned it's already gone.

Jonghyun: Isn't that what Taemin was eating earlier?

Onew: Why didn't you stop him?!

Jonghyun: I thought it was his. Kekeke~

-- 1 message from Onew to Taemin --

Onew: You! You stole the love of my life!

Taemin: Look who's talking. I know you're the one who drank my banana milk and ate my chips. I saw them in your closet, you thief.

Onew: .