C,

 

Won't be home tonight. Staying at Bomi's.

 

Love you.

 

-E

 

.

 

Darling,

 

I made kimchi bokkeumbap. It's in the fridge. I'm ordering Thai tonight for dinner.

 

-Your dashing husband

 

.

 

C,

 

The mailman dropped off a suspicious package. Have you been online shopping again?

 

I'm going to open it.

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

Why on earth did you order twenty-six scented candles?

 

-E

 

.

 

My sweet,

 

Thank you for ruining the romantic surprise I planned for you. Don't open my packages before I do!

 

-Your gallant prince

 

.

 

C,

 

I thought you like me opening your packages.

 

The bathtub is flammable, so I saved you from burning the house down. I don't like the smell of lavender anyways.

 

-E

 

.

 

Light of my life,

 

I've been thinking.

 

-Puppyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

Oh really? Don't hurt yourself now.

 

...well what?

 

-E

 

.

 

Dearest heart,

 

I think we should go somewhere. Far. Somewhere far.

 

-The Handsomest, PCY

 

.

 

C,

 

Oh god. Where? Have you bought the plane tickets already? I will kill you if you have.

 

-E

 

.

 

My Black Pearl,

 

No, I have not bought them. But I'm going to.

You went through my stuff without permission, I think this is fair.

 

-Your charming lover

.

 

C,

 

That is NOT the same thing!!!

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

Never not answer my phone calls.

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

-E

 

.

 

Wicked Witch of the West,

 

You are cruel, my lovely wife. I don't like you right now. That couch was lumpy and cold... my back hurts.

 

And I drank the last of the orange juice. Ha ha ha.

 

See you when I get home, dear.

 

-The wickedly devilish, Park Chanyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

You are smart to hide all your prized possessions from me. I would've thrown your guitar out the second storey window if I could find where you hid it.

 

Just wait, oppa. Just wait.

 

-E

 

.

 

My goddess,

 

We're going to Hong Kong!

 

Your Mr Chu, Park Chanyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

WHAT?!

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

OH MY GOD WHAT.

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

This is about Disneyland, isn't it?

 

-E

 

.

 

EUNJI,

 

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HATS? AND MY SHOES?

 

.

 

EUNJI, NEVER NOT ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS.

 

.

 

Chanyeol-oppa,

 

My phone was dead the whole day. I forgot to charge it last night.

 

Oh dear. Did you misplaced them somewhere?

 

-E

 

.

 

Evil Queen,

 

Don't think you've won. I can always buy more hats... IN HONG KONG.

 

We're going.

 

-Chanyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

We can't go on holiday on a whim! What about work??

 

-E

 

.

 

Eunji,

 

Your filming will end on what? Early next month? The tickets are booked for July. Of course we can make it.

 

And a composer can afford to take a week or two off, Ji. It's not like we're idols anymore with 24 hour schedule.

 

-Chanyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

Okay, fine. You've thought this through. I admit, It would be nice to take a break.

 

-E

 

.

 

Beautiful wife,

 

Okay good. NOW WHERE ARE MY HATS? I found my shoes under the kitchen sink. Pathetic hiding place, sweetheart.

 

-Your beloved husband

 

.

 

C,

 

I wasn't trying hard with the shoes. Your hats, however... I will give you back half. I'm holding the other half for insurance purposes.

 

-E

 

.

 

You harpy! Give them back!

 

.

 

C,

 

No.

 

-E

 

.

 

C,

 

Ooohh...bribing me with an empty box of cake from my favorite bakery.

 

That's low.

 

-E

 

.

 

Eunji my sunshine, my world, my everything,

 

Well it worked, didn't it?

 

And I like you again. Yay.

 

-Ever yours, Chanyeol

 

.

 

C,

 

Yeah yeah whatever.

 

Only 'like'?

 

-E

 

.

 

Eunji-yah,

 

I''ve just went back to liking you again.

 

I've always loved you, dummy. I've never stopped. Will never stop.

 

-Chanyeol

 

.

 

Oppa,

 

Aww. I love you too. The cake was delicious by the way.

 

-E

 

.

 

My queen,

 

Yes, yes. I'll buy you more.

 

-Your ever dutiful husband

 

.

 

Oppa,

 

Thank you!

 

Oh and buy more sticky notes too. We're out.

 

-E

 

 

A/N: I was doing the poster for 'Yours Truly', and re-reading the latest chapter... I had an urge to write another 'letter' ish fic, but more casual. I decided to make it a note/memo thing. And with Chanji, because of course.

 

Why do they keep giving Eunji stuffed giraffes? Is it another short joke lmao

 

Should I continue this