Korean Version
Call Me BabyEXO - CALL ME BABY
LUHAN AND YIFAN REACTION
By: Tigress_Nim
LUHAN: YIFAAAAN!!!!! (≧﹏≦)
KRIS: *sigh* What is it Luhan?
LUHAN: THEY JUST RELEASED A NEW MUSIC VIDEO!!(≧▽≦)
KRIS: Really? Have you seen it?
LUHAN: Uhm... no. (⊙▽⊙)
KRIS: Then how did you know there's one?(￣ˍ￣)
LUHAN: Uhmmm. (╯﹏╰)
K: Let me guess, it's because one of the reasons you left the group is to become a sasaeng fan? You made a fa
n account, followed pages and sites involving EXO?
L: ...
K: Luhan?
L: ...
K: Seriously, Luhan?!
L: At least I'm an admin! (￣ε ￣)
K: *facepalm*
L: So are you gonna watch it? Are you? Are you? (≧﹏≦)
K: I don-
L: You don't wanna see your baby pandaboo? (￣︶￣)
K: Fine!
L: Oh, oh, oh! Let's watch it together! Please Yifanie!
K: As long as you don't call me 'Yifanie'.
L: Deal! \(≧▽≦)/
(AT LUHAN'S HOUSE)
KRIS: ( gets laptop and goes to Youtube. Types SMTOWN, browses through the videos) Oh look SuJu sunbae's have a funny video uploaded.
LUHAN: YIFAN! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE ING GUTTER AND FIND THE ING EXO VIDEO. NOW!
K: *swallows* Yes Sir! (Browses through the videos then spots the video. Clicks it and waited for it to load)
L: Make it HD YIFAN! HD !!!
K: CALM YOU'RE DOWN LU, I'M ON IT.
(VIDEO STARTS)
(Italicized words are part or about the video)
White lamborghini comes in with Kai driving.
L: Oh my god is that Jongin?!
K: My son is driving a Lamborghini! *wipes fake tears*
Kai gets out of the car and walks to sit on the hood with lollipop in his mouth.
L: Dammit. Jonginie is growing up fine, but-
K: What have they done to his hair?! And is that a turtleneck he's wearing?!
L: I was gonna say that-
[Kai] i georineun wanjeon nalliya
Saramdeul saineun namiya
Hamkkehaneun mae sungani
Like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
What up
L: *slams hand on the pause button* SEHUNNIE?!?!!? (⊙o⊙) *hyperventalating*
K: Now there's my fave son. Look at Suho!
L: Look at Minseok! Is Jongdae still alive with him looking like that?!
K: Baekhyun's looki-
L: Don't you dare say 'manly', cause he still not it.
K: I was actually going to say 'fine', but you still have a point. Now on with the video. *presses play*
[Beakhyun] Hey girl yeongwon gatdeon challa
([Suho] unmyeong gateun sungan)
[Beakhyun] nareul han sungan ttulkoga
([Suho] beongaecheoreom i segyereul)
[Beakhyun] neon nae ireum bulleojumyeo naegero dagawa
L: I swear Baekhyun's singing has gotten better.
K: *nods*
L: I wonder about Jongdae's though.
[Chen] nollawo seomgwangcheoreom gadeuk cha
Neoreul majuhan sungan oh my
Pyeonhage yeogi anja ije nae yaegireul deureobwa
L: Ooooh~ Yifan, look at Jongdae! (≧▽≦)
K: Yeah an- look at Chanyeol! (⊙o⊙)
L: Look at his hair! There goes baby Soo!
[D.O] Oh I don’t care na meollimeolli doragandaedo
Ireoke neoui gyeote
Dan han namjaga doeeojul teni
L: *slams hand on pause again*
K: Stop pausing the video Lu!
L: I had to! Did you see that?! Did you?! (≧-≦)
K: Uh, what?
L: Those hip-ing-s!
K: Well yeah. Yixing was ing like Joonmyeon was in front of hi-
L: I wish I was in front of Seh-
K: He did only one !
L: So?!
K: Whatever. I'll press play, and -please avoid pausing it.
L: Only if they won't those hips again.
K: *rolls eyes and plays video*
[Lay] memareun [Tao] nae ipsure neo
K: *pauses video*
L: And you told me not to pause the ing video!
K: *ignores Luhan and hits play*
[Lay] seumyeodeureowa nareul kkaewo
The time’t wasting girl
[Tao] So don’t wait,
K: *pauses the video again*
L: Hey!
K: Was Taozi speaking English?! *plays video*
[Lay&Tao] don’t wait too long
L: Definitely English.
K: *mouth open* That was hot.
[Kai] binnaneun geotdeureun manha,
Geu ane jinjjareul bwabwa
L: Oooh~ Body wave!
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
([Tao] You know my name girl)
[Xiumin] neol hyanghae keojyeogan maeuma,
L: Get it Minseok! ≧﹏≦
Neo malgon geu muneul dada
L: Spread those legs Baozi!
K: Spread it for Jongdae!
L: *stares at Kris*
([Chanyeol] You know I’m here girl)
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
[Suho] myeot beonirado Call me girl
Luhan: *pauses video* Oh my god! Did you see-
K: Shush! I saw it, I saw it. Damn, Joonmyeon can seriously those hips!
L: Yixing and Joonmyeon can hips together. If you know what I mean.
K: *snorts* You read way too much fanfiction.
L: You can never have enough fanfiction Yifan! *plays video*
[All] nareul naro jonjaehage hae
Nae sesangeun ojik you’re the one,
You’re the one
[D.O] Girl you’re the one I want
[Suho] binnaneun geotdeureun manha,
Geu ane jinjjareul bwabwa
([Sehun] You know my name girl)
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
[Tao] myeot beonirado Call me girl
K: Oh my baby is so y!
L: *rolls eyes* Uhuh.
[D.O] Baby girl yoksimdeul soge nal seon
Geu eotteon maldo neomeoseol
Geureon mideumeul boyeojun neo
L: *pauses video*
K: How many times are we gonna pause the goddam video?!
L: Baby Soo's voice was pure heaven.
K: I bet Jongin liked how Kyungsoo was moving his bum like that.
L: I bet he did.
[Chen] modu byeonhae nal tteonagandaedo
Neoneun namanui lady
Nae soneul jabajuneun geugeomyeon dwae
L: Oooh wave that body Jongdae!
K: CHENsing machine!
[Lay] binnaneun geotdeureun manha,
Geu ane jinjjareul bwabwa
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
([Tao] You know my name girl)
[Tao] neol hyanghae keojyeogan maeuma,
Neo malgon geu muneul dada
K: ! Look at my baby! Spread those legs baby!
L: Spread them for Yifan!! (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
([Sehun] You know I’m here girl)
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
[Baekhyun] eodun miro soge gatyeotdeon Oh na
[D.O.] (geu eodum sogeseo)
[Chen] nal kkaewojun [D.O.&Chen] ne moksori deullyeowa
[D.O.] nal dasi taeeonage hae [All three] Yeah!
L: KAISOO OVER THERE!!
K: Jongin looked like a !
[Sehun] E-X-O listen!
L: *paused video again*
K: Dammit Lu! Stop pausing!
L: I can't help it Yifan! Sehunnie was looking so ing hot! (T︶T) I'm alright. Yeah. *breathes in and then out then presses play*
[All] Say my name (Louder)
K: Oooh. Wazzup Chanyeol?! Get it!
L: Yeollie's in front!!!!
[Chanyeol] hollanseureoun gonggan sok nal
Ikkeureojul bichi doego nochiji
Anhajun neoramyeon
([Sehun] What up)
L: *pauses video*
K: LUHAN!!!
L: Sehunnie was speaking English Yifan!! (T︶T)
Neol ango byeonchi anheulge neol ango
Nareul tteonabeorin saramdeulgwa majuhae
[Sehun] Never don’t mind about a thing
Nae gaseumsok geu geodaehan gongbaege neol deohae
L: *pauses video then grabs Kris' shoulders* (T︶T)
K: Oh my god. Are you crying?
L: My Sehunnie had more lines!!! *sobs* And did you see how tight that shirt was on him. *drools*
K: *shoves Luhan away and then pkays the video*
[All] heundeullineun sesang sogeseo ([Baekhyun] Whoo babe)
[All] bichi dwaejun ojik han saram baro neo ([Baekhyun]Oh oh~)
[D.O] Girl you’re the one I want
(You’re the one I want)
[Suho] binnaneun geotdeureun manha,
Geu ane jinjjareul bwabwa
K: *pauses video* Oh god.
L: I can't blame you that was so hot. Even for me.
K: *buries face in hands* WHAT WERE YOU DOING ZITAO??!
L: What was who doing? I was kinda focused on Sehun.So I thought you meant him.
K: Zitao did a body wave while his right hand was grabbing his beautiful crotch.
L: Oh god. *plays video*
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
([Tao] You know my name girl)
([Chen] I’ll be your baby yeah [D.O] Ho!)
[All] nareul naro jonjaehage hae
([Sehun] You know I’m here girl)
[All] nae sesangeun ojik you’re the one,
You’re the one
Girl you’re the one I want
L: GO YIXING!! LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!
([Baekhyun] You’re the one that I want)
[Xiumin] binnaneun geotdeureun manha,
Geu ane jinjjareul bwabwa
[All] Call me baby, Call me baby,
Call me baby, Call me baby
[Kai] myeot beonirado Call me girl
CALL ME BABY
KRIS: ...
LUHAN: ...
K: ....
L: You wanna watch the Chinese version?
K: Zitao was doing so many ing hip s. I think he'll be doing more in the Chinese version.
L: Is that a yes?
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A/N: I just can't resist guys! O if you want Luhan and Kris to watch the Chinese versiin, VOTE, SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT!! SALAMAT! ⊙﹏⊙
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