i caem home 1 dae and there was dis ramdon guy i dun knoe who he is what i am so confuse u see

"hANAN DIS UR NEW HUSVAND" exclamed mi dad

"hello , pls 2 meet u my namw oscar wild" RANdom dude said ,rising up and bowin 90 deghrees befoawr proferring a hand

i was shOck 

"DAD! u put me in arrange marriage with sTRanGER???"

"darling iss for da best"

"I CANBT BELIEVEY UOU I HATE YOUA ND DISHONER ON UR COW ANND ANCEStors" i scream

then i flew away sobbing; mi foot get caugjt on window ledje and i almost Fellin but i dindt so i flew away 2 a somehwree but then dey find me and i am taken back h9me where liam neeson is my bodyguard 

i get marry 2 oscar wilde two weeks later and he act strange on our wedding nite 

"let's just ... wait. until we confertbale w each other yeah?"

i shook haed , "i am confuse y lets' just get this over with "

"hanegh ................im gehy"

i fElt so BEtrayed. i teleported 2 my freds howse and cry on his shoulder but then he comforting me and we has  

teh next morning i am go to home again to see OSCARR and he's waiting 4 me 

"i sorz i upset u habanan. we can make dis work tho i'll jus pretend u mi fred robbie ross n think of happy lil tree s and we can hav the secs ok"

i fainted 

then we found i out was prefnant w NOT OCARS CHILDE OMg

fin