This story exists for one reason, to explain this sequence from my Xiuhan fic in this verse:

"And I'm sorry, but if you keep revealing all my secrets, I'm going to show Suho what happens when you drink too much and there's a pole on the bus.”  Luhan countered.

“You said you deleted that.”  Lay responded, face pale.

“From my phone.  It's still on my laptop buried in subfolders so well that you'll never find it.”  Luhan said with a smirk.

“What did you do with a pole?”  Suho asked, confused.

Lay put two hands on Suho’s ears.  “I get it.  Can you stop?”

Luhan nodded as Lay dropped his hands at which point Luhan said, “It's nothing you need to worry about.”

Suho clearly didn’t believe him, but he let it go, and Lay let his body sag slightly in relief.

/warning, it is ridiculous and silly.  I blame busy season at work ^^

Working on My Fitness AU

Sulay Sequence - Drop It! - Deep Water - From Google, With Love - If You Give a Drunken Dancer a Pole

Xiuhan - Down Dog Is Hell