Books and Abalones

Description

i. Books and Abalones
Two writing duos team up for a supposedly 'explosive collaboration'.

Word count: ~3000
Genre: Humor
Pairings: None

ii. and Asterisks (S. H. Luoh)
Luhan and Sehun ponders on how to write about the s-word.
Word count: ~4000
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Luhan/Sehun
Warnings: Language, crude humour

iii. Dates and Affectations (Chunky Abalone)
Chanyeol goes on a faux date with Baekhyun.
Word count: ~2000
Genre: Fluff?
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun

 

Foreword

These are probably best read as stand alone oneshots.

If isn't a laughing matter to you then don't read the second one. If the idea of a man and woman doing the deed makes you hurl then don't read the second one. My best advice is don't read the second one read only what you think you'll like.

I hope you'll like it <3

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Bookangel12390
#1
Chapter 3: Aww this story is totally adorable!!!!
kpopimaginesforever
#2
Chapter 1: This was beautiful......
bebadassxx
#3
Chapter 3: And the Chanbaek kyaaaaah \o/ Baekhyunnie is a total cutieee!
bebadassxx
#4
Chapter 2: ASDFGJKL /WHEEZING/ BC HUNHANNNNN IS SO FUNNY KYAAAAH
bebadassxx
#5
Chapter 1: A full rollercoaster of a plot lol. Imagine Chanbaek and Hunhan writing something like that lol!!
Bubbaboo #6
Chapter 3: :')) come're authornim! *hugs chuu tight* <3
Bubbaboo #7
Chapter 2: Ahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!hoooooomaigahd! I just love you! X'D
Bubbaboo #8
Chapter 1: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X'D hoooomaighad!
sekaihunhan
#9
OMG!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! PLEASE DON'T STOP! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL CONTINUE THIS!!!! >.<