Mmm... Muffins!

You Wouldn't Imagine

You'd arrived home from school to find a basket of muffins on the kitchen counter. You had been dating Jimin for a year now and he's all famous and whatever, but the fans had stopped hating as much and you started recieving gifts like cards and bracelets.

This was the first food package you had gotten so you were excited. You tore open the wrapping and scoffed all 16 of the muffins. They were absolutely delicious, just what you needed after a long day of school.

You found yourself wondering what that distinctive taste in the muffins was, but you shook it off and went to bed.

The next morning you were discovered dead on the bathroom floor. Turns out the fans had put bleach in the muffins.

Your insides were clean, so lean that you died.

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moonlightxiii #1
Chapter 10: Lol clucky them
I couldn't stop laughing for 5minutes
smartrat #2
Chapter 6: Lol that's funny
smartrat #3
Chapter 5: Nice funny imagines
smartrat #4
Chapter 4: Lol I like namjoons one
p_sohyun #5
that was the best!!
spinebrxxker
#6
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHAHAHA Kim Taehyung. the freaking loser lol that was incredibly Taehyung-ish! Adorably annoying pmsl
barooya #7
Chapter 4: LOLLLLLL I CAN'T THIS ONE
barooya #8
Chapter 3: LOLOLLLLLL THAT WAS WJWBJWOQOWNDJEKSK btw I love this gif of hoseok omg
barooya #9
Chapter 2: Hahahahaha way to troll someone by telling how bad their mouth smelled :)))
Yuyenn
#10
Chapter 1: Lol!! I thought he was going to confess not ask for sandwichs!!