CHICKEN
You Wouldn't ImagineYou and your boyfriend had gotten mcdonalds for diner and you ordered lots of chicken nuggets. Jin went to the bathroom, so you made your move.
By the time he got back, all that was left was the dirty napkins and an empty box of box. He looked at you oddly and you smiled guiltly. You loved chicken.
Then you felt something in your throat. Before you could stop yourself, a massive "CLUCK" escaped your mouth. You bought your hands up to your face... except your hands were now covered in feathers. Your vision deformed. You looked at Jin through your little chicken eyes. You feel pinches all over and then you shrink down into the size of a, well... chicken.
You cluck rapidly, urging Jin to do something. He picked you up and took you through to the kitchen. You didn't know what he was going to do, but then he started to pluck your feathers. He rolled you in a spicy nreadcrumb mix before putting you in the oven. Your clucks became louder and louder until you were no more.
Jin and the rest of the boys had a chicken feast that night. Lucky them... or shall I say, CLUCKY THEM. --> (okay that is the best joke I've ever made pls)
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