“Oh my god!”

“What?”

“You have a grey hair, Hyung!”

“WHAT?”

“Yes, right here!”

“Tao, I’m 25, I do not have grey hair!”

“Yes, you have. Exactly one. Do you want me to get a mirror to show you?”

“I. Do. Not. Have. Grey. Hair.”

“You’re just jealous, because you’re getting old and ugly and I’m still young and
beautiful.”

“Hey! What happened to that boyfriend thing? You remember? ‘You’re my boyfriend, you’re not allowed to say something bad about me’.”

“I’m not saying something bad about you, I’m just telling the truth.”

“Mr. Tao, if I were you, I would stop talking, really.”

“So you’re allowed to tell me that my hair but I can’t tell you that you have a grey hair?”

“Hey, this argument is not about your hair! It’s about mine!”

“Do you always have to be so selfish, Hyung?”

“Selfish? Are you kidding me?”

“Yeah... Yeah, I am.”

“I don’t know why I’m still with you...”

“Because you looooooooove me, Hyung.”

“Yeah, I’m afraid, I do...”

“But you still have a grey hair.”

“You know, the only reason why my hair gets grey is because I have a boyfriend who keeps
on annoying me about his looks... And this boyfriend is you, darling...”