“Tao-ya?”

“Hmmm?”

“Does my hair look stupid?”

“No.”

“Really?”

“Well, it perhaps is a bit too long, but...”

“TOO LONG? Why don’t you just say it looks like crap?”

“Hyung, I-“

“That’s such a mean thing to say, Zitao!”

“But you asked me if your hair looks stupid!”

“Yeah, but I wanted you to say, that it looks good!”

“Why don’t you just say that then?”

“Because you should have known it!”

“And where the hell should I have known that from?”

“You are my boyfriend!”

“And what has being your boyfriend to do with that?”

“As my boyfriend you have to know, that you aren’t allowed to say something bad about my
hair or something else. As my boyfriend you have to say ‘No, Kris hyung, you look perfect.’ when I ask something like that!”

“But when I said that the last time you were mad at me nevertheless!”

“You are a crappy boyfriend.”

“And you are an annoying boyfriend.”

“You don’t love me...”

“Oh, stop crying hyung, will you?”

“...”

“You spend too much time with Chanyeol, you know?”