Stranger Danger!

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Lu Han seems to have an answer for every damn pickup line Sehun uses on him. And then there is Kai who runs after the love of his life but this person rather prefers to ignore his existence.

 

 

 

 

"Hey, Lu Han! Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

 

 

"No I don't. I think you should ask someone else..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."

 

 

"I don't like pictures...sorry. And it's 'you and I' and not 'me and you'. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your body is made out of 65% water and I'm thirsty."

 

 

"I can give you my drink...If you are thirsty."

 

 

 

Foreword

 

 

 

 

Pairing(s): All hail Hunhaann & Kaisoo

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy

Length: One shot 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Sehun is very anxious he tends to bring himself into very strange positions.Very, very strange positions considering that he was eating lunch with the worst person he could. It was the troublemaker of their college but Sehun was too desperate to care. He had to talk to Lu Han and he was sure that his genius pickup lines would help him.

 

 

 

 

 

"So you want me to say good stuff to my neighbour who is Lu Han about you. You two will date, marry and run off together. You will open up a bakery and have so much money from it to be able to  travel. You'll travel around the world and nobody will remember the person who started this. Me. Is that what you wanted?"

 

 

 

 

Sehun kept his eyes on his drink and nodded.

 

 

 

"Yes of course."

 

 

 

 

Kai pretended to flip the table they were sitting at and raised one chopstick up.

 

 

 

"I will agree under one condition. You will bring me together with Do Kyungsoo."

 

 

 

 

Sehun gasped and shook his head, this was not possible.

 

 

 

"Kyungsoo hates your guts!"

 

 

 

 

Kai laughed and leaned forward to pat Sehun's head.

 

 

 

 

 

"Exactly, if I can't have him then you won't get Lu Han."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is the sequel to The World Is Yours

 

Read that first before this fic or you'll get confused~

 

 

Luhan does not remember Sehun but deep down he has the same personality from genie!Luhan.

 

That means that he will accidently swear and stuff

 

 

SEKAI IS LIFE OK? I love this BROTP

 

 

Inspired by K.Will's Day 1

 

THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR STALKER!SEHUN

 

Basically Sehun is going to be stalking Lu Han to win his love back.

 

And Kai will help!

 

 

 

 

bomi xoxo

 

 

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XiaoShixun #1
Chapter 2: Cute nini
XiaoShixun #2
Chapter 1: Awwwwwwww
krismebae #3
Chapter 1: Those pickup lines really were something!! So freaking cute and perfect!! Kaisoo as ever was adorable!!!!
akrasia_ #4
Chapter 2: Kaisoooo god!! They're my new favourite!!! I love dumb Jongin!!!!
onehellofa #5
Chapter 2: oHMYGAD. kai you stupid cutie why is this fic so fluffy and enjoyable uuuuu ;;;
selusarang #6
Chapter 1: AMAAZINGG !! DAEBAKKK!!!
selusarang #7
ummm authrnim.. there is a prblm with The wrld is urs link. 0_0
sasyazmee #8
Chapter 2: I just cantt...to cute to be true...Luhan's personality and Sehun and Kai's dumbness is too fuuunnyy...and the cheesy pick up lines...oh goshh...
Bleak_night #9
Chapter 2: Well that was so pretty haha, and Sehun is really something. How could he find all these pickup lines? That's so weird of him hahaha. He's cute anyway and Luhan is really scary, its not normal to see him this violence... Its really creepy haha yet Sehun can put up with him. So cute and lovely and what? Kai is really really i mean really slow thinker... But honestly i too didn't understand the real meaning of pick me up tomarrow and don't tell anyone, i thought he was saying that Kai should walk him to school hahaha.
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