[prompt: "bickering hunhan? Both of them are sarcastic and rude"]

"Oh Sehun!"

"Luhan!"

"God damn it! Stop copying every single thing I've been saying."

"Oh god damn it, I am a whiny baby who doesn't like it when things don't go my way. Boo-hoo." Sehun mocked.

"I swear Sehun, if you-"

"If I what?" Sehun raised a brow, starring at the red face male before him. "Hit me? With that body of yours?" He sized Luhan up, a clear indication of how much smaller Luhan was compared to him. "I'd like to see you try."

"Oh is this where you're getting at now? Oh Sehun? If I clearly remembered it was you who chased after me begging for me to let you court me and saying how my body is perfect every night when we-"

"Like that ever happened!" Sehun interrupted. "Heck it was you who said those things! When you tried to seduce me-"

"No I did not!"

"Yes you did!"

"No!" 

The fight continued like this for another ten minutes before both parties turned red and furious.

"You wanna break up?!" They said in union.

"Fine!" Unison again.

At that, both stomped their way upstairs (because in most dramas when people break up, the first thing you do is go grab your belongings). Simple logics. Unfortunately for them, the steps were not meant to be walked on by both at the same time.

"Get off!" Luhan said as he tried to push Sehun behind.

"No! This is my house! These are my stairs!"

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