"Okay, that's the crazy cat lady's house. If she ever offers you food don't eat it, it's probably covered in cat hair..."

"Is the reason you're showing us all these crazy places is because, you too are crazy?" Kyuhyun asks Sungjin after our ninth "very important place"

"I'm not crazy!" Sungjin shouts

"If he takes us to a warehouse, I'm pushing you in front of me." Kyuhyun mutters to me

"Gee, I feel protected."

"As you should, but you're really protecting me."

"What a great boyfriend you have Min."

"I know, he's really the greatest."

"Was that sarcasm?"

"No..."

"That no sounded very sarcastic."

"Really?"

"Now you're just being annoying." Kyuhyun says, pulling me into  his arms and back hugs me

"Sungmin, go get Kyuhyun and I some ice cream."

"Not happening."

"Why?"

"Because the last time I left you alone with Kyu, you two pulled a horrible prank on me."

"What do you want from me Charles Manson?" Kyuhyun asks, hiding behind me

"For the last time I'm not crazy!"

"Yeah, and that's what Charles probably would have said."

"Are you just trying to kill time?" I ask Sungjin

"Yes."

"Do you know what Mom's surprise is?"

"Nope."

"You three had all night to plan something, and you heard nothing?"

"Not a word."

"Psh, you're lying."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Gee is this how you two used to solve conflicts?" Kyuhyun asks sarcastically

"Not now Kyu!" Sungjin and I shout in unison

"You know something you little punk."

"I know nothing, ahjusshi."

"You little... do you want to die?!?"

"Min... Jin... I can't really do anything here can I?"

"No!" We shout at Kyuhyun again as Sungjin and are in the midst of an intense stare-off

"Hey look, A-pink behind you Sungjin."

"Oh please."

"SNSD?"

"Where?!" Sungjin asks, turning around

"So... this gift has something to do with SNSD?"

"No! And like I said, I don't know anything about the gift or whatever."

"How long is it going to take?" Kyuhyun asks

"That's it I'm texting mom, I can't handle you two anymore!"

"Great, we broke your brother. I'll just go and get some ice cream for us... you want any Sungjin?"

"Sure, whatever."

"I'll leave you two..." Kyuhyun mutters as he awkwardly scoots away

"Do you really like him Min?"

"What?"

"Do you like Kyuhyun?"

"Yes. Why?"

"I don't know, your relationship seems too perfect to be real. Are you sure he doesn't have a girlfriend?"

"Nope, he has eyes only for my ."

"And you know this how...?"

"You know that crazy guy at work?"

"The way you describe the place, they all sound crazy. Which one?"

"Heechul."

"And he's the one who..."

"Has the two boyfriends."

"Okay, go on."

"Anyway, he saw Kyuhyun staring at my during one of his blank out moments."

"And this guy saw Kyuhyun..."

"Because he was on his break, he was just following Kyu's eyes."

"And how long was this guy looking at Kyuhyun?"

"I don't know! But Kyuhyun was dazed for awhile."

"I don't know, something seems fishy about this. Just be careful Sungmin?"

"Are you worried about your big brother?"

"No, but I think your relationship is too good to be true."

"Here. I didn't know what flavor to get you Sungmin so I got you vanilla and chocolate swirl."

"And what did you get me?"

"Red bean?"

"I hate you."