Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-15
Type: One-shot
Summary:  "Tifatny!"
                      "I mean Tiffany!"
 

*Svnnynight started the chat room

Svnnynight: Sup
 

Watsiwahyo: Bery good yo
 

Sy_Jessica: Tifatny!
 

FABFOREVERYOONA: :O 
 

yulyulk: 


 

Svnnynight: 

sjhsjh0628: 


 

Watasiwahyo: 

yulyulk: She called tiffany fat
 

Watasiwahyo: 

FanyFanyTiffany: You actually had the guts to say that to me after what happend last night?
 

sjhsjh0628: Unnie, what happened? Is that why I heard you two screaming?

 

Taeyeon_ss: Seohyun. You heard nothing.
 

sjhsjh0628: But


Svnnynight: Nothing. It was your imagination ok
 

Sy_Jessica: I mean Tiffany! 
 

Sy_Jessica: Oh c'mon. Tiffany! I fart you
                      I mean, I heart you!
 

FanyFanyTiffany:  First you called me tifatny and now you're going to fart on me? We're so done jung sooyeon
 

svnnynight: should i laugh 
 

yulyulk: aww poor bby jessi, someone's ain't getting laid tonight. :( 
 

syofgg: i fart you da hell was dat?  
 

Sy_Jessica: SHUT. IT.
 

FABFOREVERYOOA: feisty. D:  
 

Taeyeon_ss: someone's pmsing. ;-; 
 

syofgg: TIFFANY IS BURSTING MY EARDRUMS and not to mention it's raining HERE. 


Taeyeon_ss: did anyone download wiggle
 

svnnynight: Wiggle wiggle wiggle. ouo
 

syofgg:  HALP. ME. 

Watasiwahyo: u know what to do wid that big fat  

yulyulk: Wiggle- 


syofgg: TIFFANY'S MURDERING MY -- 

FABFOREVERYOONA: Wiggle wiggle  

sjhsjh0628: Tututututututtututu 

sjhsjh0628: i saw yoona ate the ice cream D: 

FABFOREVERYOONA: U said u won't tell. Big fat liar. D: 

FanyFanyTiffany: Is jessi gone? 

Sy_Jessica: Tiffany I can-

Tiffany signed out

Sy_Jessica: -- oh who am i kidding
 

Sy_Jessica: Tiff. It was my phone! It keeps autocorrecting and the keyboard is so small. :( 
 

svnnynight: lol. thats what she said

Syofgg: How small is ur keyboard is it as small as taeyeon

Taeyeon_ss:

FanyFanyTiffany: Really?

Sy_Jessica:  Yes. Tiffany, your bby's sorry. Will you forgive your maomao? :(  

FABFOREVERYOONA: That's gross. 

Watasiwahyo: Im creying here.

sjhsjh0628: Go Jessica unnie! :)) 

Taeyeon_ss: Did you learn that from hyoyeon

FanyFanyTiffany: Okay then, I'll forgive-- 

yulyulk: I SAW JESSICA WITH TAECYEON EARLIER

syofgg: Wat

Sy_Jessica: you yuri 

yulyulk: Oh. Was she gonna forgive u? Oops.

Sy_Jessica: YEAH OOPS.

Svnnynight: Yuri be like:

Syofgg: Mushroom, Do you remember  dis?

Svnnynight: And dis: 

Sy_Jessica: STAHP.
 

"..."
 

"..."

Taeyeon_ss: lol. no.

Taeyeon_ss: And dis too:  

Sy_Jessica: IT WAS JUST A HANGOUT. NOT A DATE

FABFOREVERYOONA:

 

sjhsjh0628: Unnie! You shouldn't cheat on Tiffany unnie! Cheating is bad. :( 

Watasiwahyo: Ohhhhhhh. BURN. D: 

syofgg: Tippany is cooking to wipe away her sulk mode. ono

FABFOREVERYOONA: That's a nice joke 

Sy_Jessica: I might die here in the dorm

sjhsjh0628: Death is a serious matter unnie. D:

Watasiwahyo: OHHHHHH. BURN BURN. SEOHYUN IS SLAYING

Sy_Jessica:  Could u guys be quite while I make my apologize speech. .-. 

Taeyeon_ss:

Taeyeon_ss: Oh, btw. Yoona looks so hot here: 

FABFOREVERYOONA:

Sy_Jessica:  OKAY I'M DONE. EVERYONE SHUT UP OKAY.

Sy_Jessica:   Stephanie Young Hwang, I Jessica Jung would now check every message I sent. I love you to the moon and back, I'll love you until I stop breathing, I'll love you for eternity. I'll love you forever, and I'm sorry for not being perfect, could you please forgive me now? :( 

Watasiwahyo: Are you stuck in the 80's. 
 

Svnnynight: someone call shakespeare
 

sjhsjh0628: Jessica unnie's so cool!

FanyFanyTiffany: Aww. That's so sweet of you Jessi. Okay, baby I forgive you. :* and who told you you're not perfect? ono

syofgg: Miley cyrus

svnnynight: lol sooyoung.

Sy_Jessica: Aw. :* 

FanyFanyTiffany: :* 

Sy_Jessica: :*

Taeyeon_ss: THEY'RE MAKING OUT. omg

yulyulk: How to forget JeTi y time moments. Step 1. U cennot 

FanyFanyTiffany: Me and Jessi would go out to the burger stand down the street okay?

FABFOREVERYOONA: should I call seohyun's new fansite to follow you guys

sjhsjh0628: My new fansite?

Watasiwahyo: U know. Despetch

Sy_Jessica: Nevermind, we're not going to go to the burger stand anymore. We'll just stay at the dorm

Taeyeon_ss: Don't have pls

"..."

yulyulk: Let's pretend that taeyeon didn't say that. :D 

FanyFanyTiffany: Why do you guys think im always ? :( 

Taeyeon_ss: because u r 

Watasiwahyo: 

Syofgg: i hate sleeping anyways

svnnynight: Omg. Omg. Omg. I CANNOT UNSEE. I CENNOT.

FanyFanyTiffany: J-Jessi! I'm scared!  
 

Sy_Jessica: It's okay.. I'm here. <3 <3

yulyulk: could we kick them out now

sjhsjh0628: I agree. That's a bit gross unnie.

Sy_Jessica:  I'm acting sweet ok

Taeyeon_ss: K

Watasiwahyo: Hey! There's a new restaurant down the street called mcdownloads!

svnnynight: its mcdonalds dumbo 

syofgg: since Jessica and Tiffany are lovers again, how about we go and eat
 

FanyFanyTiffany: Count me in

Sy_Jessica: Me too!


sjhsjh0628: ME THREE!
 

FABFOREVERYOONA: ohh. I love mcdownloads
 

yulyulk: TAEYEON'S PAYING

Everyone except Taeyeon_ss has left the chatroom 


Taeyeon_ss: Jerks. :(