How much do you have over for the perfect life, a crossroad kiss? You’d be surprised how many people think it’s worth it. Not that I complain, it’s my job to provide that service after all.

You’re probably wondering how you get that dream life of yours and what kind of power one simple kiss can contain.

The instructions are quite simple. Dig a hole in the dead centre of a set of crossroads and bury a preferably wooden box containing a picture of you, some graveyard dirt, and a bone from a black cat.

Now don’t be freaked out by the strange ingredients, frightened humans are a lot less willing and make my job only harder.

When you’ve done this you have summoned a crossroad demon, me. My name is Hongbin by the way.