100 Imbecile Moments
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TWO GIRLS WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN WRECKED BY EXO. TO CELEBRATE THE AGONY OF THIS REALITY ( OR AS PARK JAEBUM LIKES TO SAY, CONSPIRACY )THE TWO HAVE DECIDED TO VENT THEIR FUSTRATION THROUGH ONE HUNDRED PROMPTS ABOUT THESE BOYS. FROM CRACK TO ANGST TO FLUFF TO WHATEVER — THESE ONE HUNDRED ONE-SHOTS WILL REVEAL THE DUMBNESS IN WHICH THE TWO SEE IN THEM, EMPHASIZING THEIR FLAWS AND CONCEALING THEIR GOOD TRAITS...WAIT, WHAT? YEAH, YOU HEARD US. THIS ISN'T A CHALLENGE OF LOVE, BUT OF HATE IN WHICH WE CAN SAY WE HATE HOW WE STAN THE DUMPLING WHO IS TOO ADDICTED WITH EVERYTHING COFFEE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND HIM, THE BAMBI PRINCESS WHO CLAIMS TO BE AS MANLY AS HER HIS KNIGHT, THE GALAXY-NOT-SO-COLD-CITY MAN WHO CLAIMS THAT NOTHING IS HIS STYLE, THE BIG MOTHER WHO CRIES AS MUCH AS HE SWIPES HIS CARD, THE UNICORN WHO FORGETS AS MUCH AS HE FORGIVES, THE EYELINER DIVA WHO IS AN EXPERT AT GOSSIPING AND BEING A DEDICATED FANBOY, A TROLL WHO TAKES GREAT PRIDE IN BRINGING HAVOC TO HIS WORLD, A DUMB ELF WHO CAN NEVER BE STRIPPED FROM HIS GHEINESS, A SQUISHY BOY WHO PROVIDES COMFORT IN KIMCHI SPAGHETTI AND A PINK APRON, A PANDA WHO PREFERS GUCCI OVER PRADA, AN ARROGANT PRICK WHO THNKS HIS CONSTIPATED SMIRKS MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD, AND A BRAT WHO CHANGES HIS HAIR COLOR EACH TIME HE DOES SOMETHING STUPID.
title : 100 imbecile moments
author(s) : cannotgobaek =
frozen-baozis + nichole
featuring : exo / other idols
nichole layouts and summerchole ideas. do not steal, thanks!
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ODD PROMPTS WRITTEN BY SUMMER & CREATED BY NICHOLE. EVEN PROMPTS WRITTEN BY NICHOLE & CREATED BY SUMMER.
PROMPT 1 : in progress
PROMPT 2 : this story must have a giraffe in it.
PROMPT 3 : tba.
PROMPT 4 : tba.
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( 06/26/14 ) SUMMER SPEAKS : this is it, finally, after months of planning and abandoning this, we present you 100 imbecile moments aka exo at the top of their idiotic glory. nichole is the fluff queen okay ignore her saying she's a noob down there and please don't laugh at my crack the wrong way there have been attempts. anyway i hope you guys all look forward to this, and have fun reading!
( 06/26/14 ) CHOLE CALLS : super glad to be working with the lovely summer who excels at anything crack while i'm just a newb at it. please look over the story fondly because you can bet that we had loads of fun writing and thinking about it.
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