Hanbin be Flirting, Junhoe be Cooking, and I'm so Exhausted.

Team B Text Messages

 

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

- Marilyn Monroe

 

 

This kid ^^

Enjoy~

 

 

 

B.I: Jinan hyung

B.I: Hyung T.T

Jinhwan: yes?

B.I: date me

Jinhwan: what did you eat? 

Jinhwan: you didn't drink, right?

B.I: I ate my loneliness, and now I'm even more lonely

B.I: i drank my love for you and that is all i have inside me

Bobby: then go and pee

B.I: you just ruined my moment!

Jinhwan: there was a moment? ^^

Donghyuk: i knew this day would come

Donghyuk: Hanbin hyung has been alone for so long

Bobby: "alone"? don't you think that is a bit rude to his right hand?

Junhoe: Jinan hyung,how do you turn on this rice cooker?

Jinhwan: did you plug in?

Junhoe: right...

B.I: everybody get out,i am trying get myself a lover

Jinhwan: Hanbin,i love you

Jinhwan: but not in that way

Jinhwan: i am so sorry

Yunhyeong: classic rejection

Bobby: u heard it a lot? ^^

Yunhyeong: i said it a lot

Donghyuk: bastard

Yunhyeong: ya!

Junhoe: Jinan hyung,how much salt do i add?

Jinhwan: a small spoonful?

B.I: stop calling him Jinan,only i get to call him that?

Yunhyeong: why? 

B.I: cause i gave the nickname to him

Bobby: as if Jinhwan hyung wasn't cute enough

Jinhwan:  June,u also need to add little bit of oil,why don't u know how to cook rice T.T

B.i: don't call him June,it feels like u two have special bond

Jinhwan: we do have special bond

B.I: what about me?

Donghyuk: aren't u busy?

B.I: i am taking a break,i have been working non stop for 20 hours now

B.I: you?

Donghyuk: working out,i am nothing but skin and bone

Junhoe: u do have been looking like lately

Donghyuk: i hope you will choke on that rice

Jinhwan: did you start the rice cooker?

Junhoe: yeah ^^ only 5 minues of waiting,this stuff is amazing,humans are awesome

Jinhwan: it shouldn't say 5 minutes!

Bobby: tsk,tsk,tsk our baby June

Bobby: i am the idiot of this group and even i know that rice don't cook in 5 minutes

Junhoe: what did i do wrong?

Jinhwan: u just had to press the "regular" button

Junhoe: which one is that

Donghyuk: u didn't had to forget how to read just because u dropped out,u know?

Junhoe: ha-ha

Junhoe: what do i do know?

Yunhyeong: u can't change it now,wait and do it again when it is done

Junhoe: won't it get burned?

Jinhwan: it won't

Junhoe: okay

B.I: pay attention to me,Jinan hyung

Bobby: u feeling lonely at 3 am? ^^

B.I: i always feel lonely without hyung

Jinhwan: u can see me if you actually get out of the studio

B.I: come and live with me? ^^

Jinhwan: Yunyeong ah,where r u? 

Yunhyeong: giving myself a vocal lesson

Jinhwan: u r working hard

Yunhyeong: can't even sleep these days,i keep stressing myself out

Donghyuk: Jinhwan hyung,when r u coming back?

Jinhwan: 2 days,hang on until then

B.I: i'll wait for eternity if i have to

Jinhwan: that is cheesy

B.I: never knew i would become like this

B.I: i guess i can't help it when it comes to real love

Bobby: how fast can we get him treated in a mental hospital?

B.I: my only cure is Jinan hyung's love

Jinhwan: i think u should rest ^^

Jinhwan: i am going to sleep now,good night,kids

Bobby: sleep well,hyung ^^/

Donghyuk: my shoulder is too narrow

Junhoe: u sure that is the only thing that is narrow than it should be?

Yunhyeong: why is this kid so disgusting?

B.I: why can't Jinan hyung love me? 

B.I: wait

B.I: it really is 3 am

Bobby: and?

B.I: Junhoe,why r u cooking at this hour?

 

The members,espeically Hanbin,call Jinhwan as Jinan very often.

Junhoe is sometimes June and Yunhyeong is Yunyeong ^^

Good luck to everyone who are going back to school.I hope you guys will have a good year

Go to sleep early.Wake up early.Take a shower.Dress well.

Listen to music.Sometimes take a walk.Pull all nighters if you need to.

Don't be rude.Listen.And don't talk too much.

Learn and live,lovelies~

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XiuHunHan
#1
Chapter 15: and now they alr crossdressed lmao
aee_eusebio
#2
Chapter 16: lmaooo that perfect ending XDD
hanbin-ah,,that's too much XDD
altschmerz
#3
Chapter 18: How is this is so realistic? This is exactly how I imagine them haha like what?? :D
Laurestine #4
This is so cute and hilarious at the same time. Had me giggling/snorting in laughter all the way XD
Vip83bb
#5
Chapter 18: Mino in last chap had me laughing lol
exocubix196
#6
Chapter 8: He's taking a shower
I hope he slips - XD oh junhoe
bygjdh #7
Chapter 16: Your text message always make me laughing XD
chanyeoldesu
#8
Chapter 1: Lololololololol
Rara_Avis
#9
Chapter 16: Lol. The perks of being a leader.
Its cute how ot11 is talking to each other like this but I wish you could include Chanwoo here too. He is part of iKON now.
Rara_Avis
#10
Chapter 15: Waaaaahhhh they did get some of this questions from Magazine Interviews!!!! And yep, they cross-dressed!!! Are you some kind of psychic maybe the boys are really reading this ??