"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

- Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

Because I saw Hanbin in my dream last night ^^

Enjoy~

Bobby: this is boring

Bobby: someone play with me

Jinhwan: we have to get up in few hours

Jinhwan: get some sleep

Bobby: but I'm not sleepy

Bobby: I know I know I know I'm gonna regret not sleeping

Donghyuk: my friend was so jealous of me

Donghyuk: he thinks we know all the numbers of girl idols

Donghyuk: thought we talked all the time in group chat

Junhoe: the prettiest person who ever entered here is Yunhyeong hyung

Junhoe: ... after me

B.I: go to sleep

Bobby: tell me a good night story

B.I: once a upon a time, there was a boy who didn't feel sleepy even though his bed time was past. He started to annoy his friends

B.I: so his exhausted friend blew up his room

B.I: The End

Bobby: no wonder you never had a girlfriend, u cold hearted bastard

Bobby: at this rate, you are gonna die alone

Bobby: and even worse: as a

B.I: I'll worry about that myself, thank you for your concern

Jinhwan: please go to sleep

Junhoe: Hanbin hyung, do you know what Big Bang seniors talk about? 

B.I: I don't know, I will probably never know

B.I: Music? and maybe some dating problems

Bobby: they probably talk about some cool stuff

Yunhyeong: I saw Seongwoong hyung's phone once

Yunhyeong: and it was hilarious, I couldn't see much though

Yunhyeong: but 8 words out of 10 were cusses

Yunhyeong: maybe they're like that too

Donghyuk: must be fun

Bobby: we can have fun of our own too

Junhoe: yeah, but we r lame

Bobby: hey, we have our charms

Bobby: besides, we just started using this

Jinhwan: it's been over 2 years

Bobby: yeah, but with only 6 of us

Jinhwan: we had to divide it when WIN started, can't be helped

B.I: ya, don't worry about being lame

B.I: Seungyoon hyung showed me his phone

B.I: they are just as lame as us

B.I: most of their conversations were about how to dress for airport, and how ugly Mino hyung is

Donghyuk: really?

B.I: actually, there were some really cool stuff, but let's ignore it

B.I: they're lame

Seungyoon: who are you calling lame?

Seungyoon: whoaaaa, this kid

Seungyoon: ya, we talk about lots of cool stuff, okay?

B.I: what the?

Jinhwan: since u guys weren't sleeping, and Seungyoon kept texting me, so...

Bobby: why were you texting Jinhwan hyung?

Seungyoon: to get him join our group, why?

Yunhyeong: why aren't you sleeping?

Seungyoon: I'm busy at the studio,

Seungyoon: we need to release an album, people r getting desperate

Seungyoon: and here I am

Donghyuk: are you alone?

Seungyoon: no, Taehyun just went home to sleep, and Mino is sleeping somewhere between the floor and the couch

Seungyoon: useless

Junhoe: do u know what our seniors talk about int heir group chats?

Seungyoon: Eh, music? work? I don't think they're that active though

Seungyoon: and probably some secrets that only they know

Jinhwan: am I the only one who is so sleepy?

Yunhyeong: u r getting old

Jinhwan: u r only a year younger than me

Yunhyeong: correction: u r a year older than me

Jinhwan: that is the same thing

Donghyuk: , we really are lame

Junhoe: it's okay, we will have some cool things to talk about when we spend 8 years together

Junhoe: but we also need to find something to stand out

Jinhwan: everyone stands out in their own way

Junhoe: yeah, but what is ours?

Bobby: how we have a leader?

B.I: name one person in this group who has some actual experience 

Bobby: okay, I'm shutting up

Yunhyeong: why do I feel like crying even though I'm laughing?

Jinhwan: u idiots

Seungyoon: cute kids

Seungyoon: very cute

Seungyoon: but

Seungyoon: I gotta go

Seungyoon: apparently, Taehyun decided to walk to the dorm and he says someone is following him

B.I: seriously? 

Seungyoon: he is probably being paranoid, kid is blinded by his beauty

B.I: don't u need to call someone?

Seungyoon: nah. It's prbably just someone walking in the same direction

Seungyoon: Jinwoon hyung is going out to get him on the way

Seungyoon: oh, and, Hanbin

Seungyoon: how come u r not working today?

B.I: u think I don't want to?

Bobby: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: don't, he will break your neck

Seungyoon: what?

B.I: u think I'm not thinking about the scent of the room?

Donghyuk: do u know how hard it was for us to get him home?

Seungyoon: huh?

Yunhyeong: we had to beg him and threaten him for hours

Junhoe: we didn't succeed

Junhoe: but then Hanbin hyung got kicked out by ***** hyung (he is referring to their vocal coach)

Bobby: the kid was literally living in the studio​

Seungyoon: oh, I see cool cool. another workaholic lol

Seungyoon: well kids, it has been nice

Seungyoon: and change the password

Seungyoon: it is lame

Jinhwan: oh, shut up 

Seungyoon: u think about my proposition

Yunhyeong: what proposition?

Seungyoon: secret

Bobby: bull

Seungyoon: u won't say that when Jinhwan accepts my offer

B.I: u said it was a proposition

Seungyoon: u r too serious

B.I: they're two different things

Donghyuk: proposition is made usually in business

Dongyuk: offer is more casual and sometimes dirty

Junhoe: who cares, this is why we are so lame

Jinhwan: can you guys please just go to sleep?

Seungyoon: , I really gotta go

Seungyoon: Taehyun is freaking out

B.I: Call someone!

Seungyoon: nah okay, okay, bye

Jinhwan: he'll be okay, right?

Bobby: of course probably

Bobby: I bet that person was just walking in the same direction

Junhoe: besides, the dorm is close, and Jinwoon hyung is going to get him, right?

Donghyuk: good night

Donghyuk: please wake me up nicely tomorrow

B.I: when did we ever wake u up in a bad way?

Donghyuk: u blasted Fantastic Baby right into my ear!

Donghyuk: I was so shocked, I almos peed in my pants

Junhoe: I would have paid to see that

Donghyuk: bet you would. ert

Bobby: hang on, Taehyun is calling

The conversation between Bobby and Taehyun will be revealed... in the future. maybe

Yeaaah, now I'm off to shower

Comments are wanted and loved ^^