Welcome ^^/

I hope we will have a pleasent journey. Please do comment if you like it, I feed on them

If you read my other texts you already know how these are gonna go.

If you are new ... well, now you will know how these texts usually go.

Enjoy~

B.I: Yo, get up

B.I: all of you

B.I: now

B.I: don't make me yell at this hour of the day

Donghyuk: this is unhealthy

Donghyuk: I swear we r all gonna die without seeing our grandchildren

Bobby: why can't we turn off our phones? this is annoying

B.I: I will personally make a snowman out of your testicle if you turn off your phones

Jinhwan: morning

Jinhwan: don't scare the kids, Hanbin-ah

Jihnwan: it's only 4 am

Yunhyeong: can't we sleep for another hour?

Junhoe: I couldn't even sleep for an hour T.T

B.I: shut up, get up and eat something

B.I: besides it's your fault for gaming that late

Bobby: did you get up yourself?

B.I: never went to bed

Bobby: ya

Donghyuk: do u wanna die before debuting?

Donghyuk: u can't debut if you die from exhaustion, you know that, right?

B.I: I'm fine, I just need you guys to come here quickly

B.I: get up!

Bobby: one more hour, we came home at midnight

B.I: This is what happens when we get close. If we were still awkward, you would have come right away

Yunhyeong: my face

Yunhyeong: my handsome face

Yunhyeong: I have aged so much 

Donghyuk: my back hurts, I bet a 90 year old could beat me

Bobby: we'll be there at 6, Hanbin

Bobby: sleep until we come

B.I: no, I have something to show u

Bobby: I don't wanna see your ugly face this early

B.I: continue acting like this, and my ugly face will be the last thing you will ever see

Jinhwan: don't worry, Hanbin. We are getting up

Yunhyeong: who put a hole in the toilet paper? the whole roll!

Yunhyeong: how did u even manage to

Yunheong: and why

Yunhyeong: why ...

Junhoe: Hanbin hyung, what do you have to show us?

B.I: something awesome

Bobby: u r lying

B.I: prove it

Bobby: I'd rather sleep

B.I: get up

Bobby: make me

B.I: dude! don't ing do this to me. It's in the morning. I'm tired, I'm alone, I'm lonely

B.I: and my hair looks like as if I've been getting hit by bus all my life

Bobby: Poor you

Bobby: but no, that is not enough

Bobby: one more hour ^^

B.I: I'll slice your throat ^^

Jinhwan: it's okay, he will have to get up when I pour boiling water on him

Yunheong: I don't think I made myself clear: Can someone please get me a new toilet paper?!

Donghyuk: there should be some in that white thing under the sink

Yunghyeong: there isn't, I checked with much difficulty

Donghyuk: then there isn't any left

Yunhyeong: what?

Donghyuk: we don't keep toilet papers somewhere else

Yunhyeong: who the hell put a giant hole in the last toilet paper? please take responsibility and go out and buy some

Yunhyeong: before this toilet in my entire

Jinhwan: it is 14 past 4 am, where can we find it?

Junhoe: hyung, u r so screwed

Yunhyeong: don't be so delighted

Yunhyeong: ask a neighbour!

Donghyuk: I don't think I can do that, I have never even see any of the neighbours

Donghyuk: Don't wanna meet them for the first time and ask for a toilet paper

Yunheong: hyung is gonna die, can't u do this for me?

Bobby: just take it for the team

Yunhyeong: take what for the team?!

Jinhwan: quickly get up and eat something, let's go

Yunhyeong: I can't get up

Junhoe: hang on, we will totally bring you some. Just wait for 20 hours

Yunhyeong: this kid

Jinhwan: please stop yelling, we can all hear you clearly

Donghyuk: agreed

Yunheong: Hanbin ah T.T

B.I: unless you are expecting me to steal a toilet paper from YG, there is nothing I can do, hyung

Jinhwan: everybody in the kitchen!

Bobby: 1 more hour

B.I: now, u lazy

Bobby: u r right, I am a lazy .

Bobby: 2 more hours

B.I: Mr. Kim Ji Won

Bobby: yes, Mr. Kim Han Bin?

Donghyuk: can we really sleep for another 1 hour?

Junhoe: Ji Won hyung says yes

Jinhwan: I really will pour boiling water on your faces

Jinhwan: why isn't anyone paying attention to my threats?

Junhoe: because you're way down there

Yunhyeong: does any of you care about me and my ?

Bobby: Nah

Junhoe: maybe we'll bring you some if you cry

B.I: these brats

B.I: i was being nice because i was hard on your asses

B.I: Jinhwan hyung, there should be some toilet papers along wih other stuff inside the 3rd drawer of that brown thing in Junhoe's room

Junhoe: really?

Yunhyeong: couldn't you say so eariler? 

B.I: it was amusing, sorry

B.I: so be good and come

Bobby: whatcha gonna if we don't?

B.I: I will take a picture of my and send it to anyone who doesn't get here in 20

Bobby: fine I'm up I'm up that's disgusting

Bobby: chill. why would u even say that urgh

I hope i didn't scare away any reader.

And I hope you guys liked it ^^