Leader vs Leader

Team B Text Messages

 

 

 

Double update because you guys deserve it and much much more ^^

Enjoy~

 

 

 

 

 

Seungyoon: Ya,Kim Hanbin

Seungyoon: come out

Seungyoon: come out and actually take a look at the sky

Seungyoon: do you even remember the color of the sky?

B.I: are you mocking me?

Seungyoon: No,I'm genuinely worried about you

B.I: so you are mocking me

Seungyoon: ^^

B.I: worry about yourself. Heard you were going nuts

Seungyoon: this is sad

Seungyoon: it's almost midnight and I have nobody else but you to talk to

B.I: what is so wrong with me?

Bobby: you have me

Seungyoon: that just makes me even more sad

Bobby: why aren't you sleeping?

Seungyoon: why aren't you sleeping?

Bobby: keeping Hanbin a company

Seungyoon: that is nice

B.I: he is lying,hyung

Bobby: ^^ watching tv,hyung

Seungyoon: home?

Bobby: Yeah

Bobby: Donghyuk is cooking something

Seungyoon: whoa,he even cooks?

Seungyoon: Taehyun will probably flip me off if I ask him to cook

B.I: I think Junhoe mentally flips me off everyday

Bobby: he probably does that to everyone

Seungyoon: Our Taehyun does it to our face

Taehyun: When did I

Junhoe: no,I don't

Junhoe: I'm a nice kid

Seunghoon: So we heard

B.I: Junhoe,hi ^^

Junhoe: Hi,hyung

Junhoe: you are working hard

Seungyoon: ya,how can you guys be so awkward?

Seungyoon: you need to strip down your members to become closer

B.I: hyung...

Junhoe: let's just be awkward forever

Bobby: we are not that awkward

Bobby: we still say what we want and do what we want 

Seunghoon: Do you buy pretty underwear for each other?

Bobby: No

Seungyoon: stop buying us underwears

Seungyoon: just wear them yourself

Taehyun: Junhoe,wanna come over?

Taehyun: Jinwoo hyung wants to play

Junhoe: Yeah,sure

Junhoe: what is he doing now?

Taehyun: taking a shower

Seungyoon: so you are all having fun without me,eh?

Seunghoon: as always,yes

B.I: your members pick on you,too

Seungyoon: you have no idea how ty they are to me

Seungyoon: except Jinwoo hyung

B.I: tough life

Seungyoon: at least you have better than me

Seungyoon: Jinhwan and Jiwon are like your soulmates

B.I: you only have 4 members to keep an eye on

Bobby: when did you keep an eye on us?

Seungyoon: I have Taehyun

B.I: And I ended up with Junhoe

Junhoe: I am not gonna sit here and get insulted like this

Taehyun: me neither.

Seungyoon: You have Donghyuk

Seungyoon: He is an angel

B.I: Junhoe and Donghyuk bicker a lot

B.I: every single day

B.I: even at night

Seungyoon: Taehyun doesn't give a about me

B.I: Jiwon doesn't wear clothes

Seungyoon: must be hard

B.I: it is

Seungyoon: you will die if you enter the bathroom after Mino comes out

B.I: we run out of food almost daily

Seungyoon: sometimes,we r too busy to even see food

B.I: Jinhwan hyung cries a lot

Seungyoon: Jinwoo hyung cries a lot

B.I: ...

B.I: Have I mentioned Jiwon is always ? ^^

Seungyoon: we are all always

Seungyoon: go harder

B.I: my members pick on me all the time

Seungyoon: poor baby

B.I: they lack discipline and manner

Seungyoon: my members lack common courtesy

B.I: so hard,so much burden...

Seungyoon: you know,advice from a leader to a leader

Seungyoon: when everything fails,murder is usually a pretty good option

B.I: thank you...

Seungyoon: anyway

Seungyoon: we always talked about how hard it must be for the kids to be in the same group with you

B.I: why? what is wrong with me?

Seunghoon: well,you are harsher than Seungyoon

Jinhwan: he is ruthless,if that is what you are trying to say

Bobby: total

Yunhyeong: miracle we r still alive

Jinwoo: Seungyoon is just kidding with you

Jinwoo: you can bad-mouth him,too,u know?

Jinwoo: and me and Seunghoon will back you up

Dongyuk: what about Mino hyung?

Seungyoon: I killed him

Seungyoon: come on then,show me what you got

B.I: hyung,you are perfect

B.I: talented and funny and stylish

B.I: but if I had to say something

B.I: since you seem to have a lot to say about me

B.I: I guess hyung's skin is not that good?

Seungyoon: ...

Junhoe: that was too much

Junhoe: you are too much

B.I: what?

Mino: Hanbin ah,that is not it

Yunhyeong:no matter how close you are

Seunghoon: poor Seungyoon

Jinhwan: that was harsh

Donghyuk: even Junhoe never said that to me

JInwoo: I am disappointed

B.I: what r u guys even

Seungyoon: I am hurt

Seungyoon: ah,this hurts too much

Bobby: I apologize on behalf of him

Bobby: he is young and thoughtless,please understand

B.I: Ya!

Jinhwan: You are a disgrace to our group,Hanbin

B.I: T.T

Mino: what is this???

Mino: how come none of you checked up on me when Seungyoon said he killed me?

Mino: because you should.

 

 

 

 

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XiuHunHan
#1
Chapter 15: and now they alr crossdressed lmao
aee_eusebio
#2
Chapter 16: lmaooo that perfect ending XDD
hanbin-ah,,that's too much XDD
altschmerz
#3
Chapter 18: How is this is so realistic? This is exactly how I imagine them haha like what?? :D
Laurestine #4
This is so cute and hilarious at the same time. Had me giggling/snorting in laughter all the way XD
Vip83bb
#5
Chapter 18: Mino in last chap had me laughing lol
exocubix196
#6
Chapter 8: He's taking a shower
I hope he slips - XD oh junhoe
bygjdh #7
Chapter 16: Your text message always make me laughing XD
chanyeoldesu
#8
Chapter 1: Lololololololol
Rara_Avis
#9
Chapter 16: Lol. The perks of being a leader.
Its cute how ot11 is talking to each other like this but I wish you could include Chanwoo here too. He is part of iKON now.
Rara_Avis
#10
Chapter 15: Waaaaahhhh they did get some of this questions from Magazine Interviews!!!! And yep, they cross-dressed!!! Are you some kind of psychic maybe the boys are really reading this ??