And let the game begin...

To: Kyungsoo
From: Kai
Oi, Dog, when's the practice?

To: Kai
From: Kyungsoo
...Dog?

To: Kyungsoo
From: Kai
...Woops. i meant D.O.

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
Kyungsoo says you need to stop by the store and pick up Sehun another .

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
Gotcha. Do you want some?

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
I meant pen, not . ert.

To: Luhan
From: Sehun
Practice in an hour, bring your chinese.

To: Sehun
From: Luhan
Uh..?

To: Luhan
From: Sehun
. i meant chair.
how the did it auto correct that?

To: Kai
From: Kyungsoo
Alright then ... Just finishing up playing with .

To: Kyungsoo
From: Kai
.. well thats something i could have gone on without knowing.
thanks, ascot
*.

To: Kai
From: Kyungsoo
Wait ! I meant Anna! My duh
*cat.

To: Luhan

From: Chanyeol
I'm .

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
...?

To:Luhan
From: Chanyeol
Sorry, Lu. That was for Baekhyun

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
TMI.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
This damn phone will be the of me.
*End.
Goddammit.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Baekhyun
Did you make the seduction?

To: Baekhyun
From: Kyungsoo
..uhm no not yet.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Baekhyun
*Schedule.
Damn, now I know what Chanyeol was nuttering about.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Baekhyun
. *muttering.

To: Kai
From: Luhan
Got a job for you. Water my implants.

To: Luhan
From: Kai
.. uh.. No thanks?
..
To: Kai
From: Luhan
*Plants.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
Sehun told me you were going to hickey.

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
WHAT THE ?

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
oh pooh. i meant Mickey's. the fancy resturant? yeah.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
just wanted to let you know to give him the pill if your going to do it.

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
..............

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
me with a stick. i meant
*give him the bill if your going through with it.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Sehun
Luhan got neutered. Bring the breads.

To: Sehun
From: Kyungsoo
hahaha i'm so ing donkey

To: Kyungsoo
From: Sehun
. I meant *Luhan got Nutella.
Honestly? Damn phones. And what the ? A donkey?

To: Sehun
From: Kyungsoo
Goddammit ! I meant *I'm so ing done*

To: Kyungsoo
From: Luhan
Where are you? Practice started a few minutes ago. Baekhyun's flipped.
*pissed.

To: Luhan
From: Kyungsoo
Sorry for the wait, my cat ate a , she's trying to hack it up.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Luhan
......
Just hurry up.

To: Luhan
From: Kyungsoo
I MEANT STICK! ARGH.
... Hello?

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
darling, have you seen my thong?

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
What in the high hell did you try to spell for that one?

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
what do you mean?

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
you wanted to know where your thong was.

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
.. yes darling. have you seen it?

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
... Ew.

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
Is your punctuation very fertile?
I need you.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
I honestly can't say anything to that, darling.

To: Sehun
F: Kyungsoo
Chanyeol wants to know which color he should buy for Baekhyun.

To: Kyungsoo
From: Sehun
I don't know how to answer that.

To: Sehun
From: Kyungsoo
..
*Bag.
..
Duck.
*.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
Oi, guess what? just won twenty s from Kai for kissing him in Call of Duty.

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
.. how nice.

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
*bucks
*killing
bloody god damned son of a fitch-

To: Sehun
From: Kai
Do you want ?

To: Kai
From: Sehun
.. no thanks.

To: Sehun
From: Kai
GRAPES.*

To: Sehun
F: Luhan
party at Kris's tonight, you should .
...LOL...

To: Kyungsoo
From: Luhan
Are s alright?

To: Luhan
F: Kyungsoo
......

To: Kyungsoo
From: Luhan
CHICKEN s you idiot. I just got home. Want me to put some on for us for dinner?

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
do you have an extra suit i can borrow? mine are being laundered.

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
i was shaking my , and the thing exploded on my shirt.

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
See, Chanyeol ? This is why when we're at clubs, you keep it in your pants.

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
mother of god! i meant drink!
 

To: Kai
From: Chanyeol
oi, can you pick up some asprin on the way to dorm?
got drunk last night and fell asleep in the bra.

To: Chanyeol
From: Kai
Lmao.. Sure, Chanyeol.
Is it the one that goes with your thong?
.
To: Kai
From: Chanyeol
you, Baekhyun...

To: Kai
From: Luhan
I swear to god I have the worst iBoner ever..

To: Luhan
From: Kai
Good for you, Lu.

To: Kai
From: Luhan
BAH .
iPHONE*******

To: Kyungsoo
From: Sehun
I really crave your right now..

To: Sehun
From: Kyungsoo
Uhh... how can I help?

To: Kyungsoo
From: Sehun
God damn ing phone.
I crave your presence*
And it was for Luhan.

To: Baekhyun
From: Luhan
Hey, can you get us some pies on your way back?

.
.
Wait.
LMFAO.
Slurpies* Thanksxx

To: Kai
From: Kyungsoo
Just saw the hoe we're getting in tonight

To: Kyungsoo
From: Kai
....I hope you mean hotel.
 

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
Just bought some from the Girl Scouts in town. Want in?

To: Chanyeol
From: Baekhyun
I don't know what to say to you anymore, Yeol..

To: Baekhyun
From: Chanyeol
bloody hell! i meant cookies, dammit! what the felll is with this damned fone?

To: CHanyeol
From: Baekhyun
Sure you did Chanyeol.. sure you did...

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol
Kai just faceed me.

To: Chanyeol
From: Luhan
How nice of him...

To: Luhan
From: Chanyeol

this ing assed blooody-
I MEANT FACEBOOKED.
damn.
this phone is going in the flapper.
i mean crapper.
ARGH.

And in the end, nobody wants to sit at the Iron Phones....