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leaderscheol started a conversation with 형 입니당~ and 11 others.

leaderscheol: sajangnim already gave the list of stage names to me.
beaniewoo: oh no, stage names
mingrish: OH YES, STAGE NAMES!
small but terrible: am i the only one not excited about stage names?
ih8gwiyomi: i second the motion
ChanChan: i oBJECT
seeleokmin: what would my stage name be?
shekshiqt1010: probably "min"
seeleokmin: shuddup
hanseoul: 5 bucks says junghan hyung's stage name is "angel" or "1004"
TheJisoo: 5 bucks says he's keeping his real name.
when Jerry?: Please, not Mini Heechul.
ChanChan: 준희출!
hanseoul: it's what the SM17ES r calling u! 
seeleokmin: i really want stage names!
ih8gwiyomi: no, please, you'll regret it
shekshiqt1010: say "ten" if you want stage names! 
                         DONT SHOUT IN CHORUS
                         nvm
seeleokmin: what is soonyoung doing
beaniewoo: knocking on everyone's doors
ChanChan: approaching everyone
when Jerry?: And also trying to make a new gesture.
TheJisoo: is that han laughing
mingrish: it's so loud?!??!!?
                 not really cheonsa-like
ih8gwiyomi: blegh.
hanseoul: y is appa not telling the stage names yet?
mingrish: I WANT STAGE NAMES!!
beaniewoo: i don't
mingrish: I'M DIVORCING WITH YOU
beaniewoo: but we weren't married in the first place!
mingrish: bUT YOU VOwed
beaniewoo: when?
mingrish: in bed
ih8gwiyomi: TMI TMI TMI
ChanChan: AHHHHHHH MY EARS!!!!!!
ih8gwiyomi: ew omg
mingrish: IT'S NOT THAT
ih8gwiyomi: EWWWWW
beaniewoo: WTH 
ChanChan: ultra gaaaaaay
shekshiqt1010: I'M DONE
small but terrible: Good job, now bring up the news.
shekshiqt1010: seokmin, mingyu, chan, hansol and me want stage names
                          jihoon, gwan, wonwoo & junhui doesnt want them
                          josh and hao are fine with any
                          idk about junghan and cheol
TheJisoo: Where's the hyung
hanseoul: idc
ChanChan: I WANT MY STAGE NAME!!
seeleokmin: ME TOO
shekshiqt1010: ME THREE
mingrish: ME FLOWER
ih8gwiyomi: what
when Jerry?: What
TheJisoo: Cheol and Junghan are still laughing
                Wait, Cheol is cryaughing.
beaniewoo: cryaughing?
hanseoul: cross of cry and laugh
TheJisoo: Hao might wake
seeleokmin: he's asleep?
small but terrible: I can feel it… our stage names are HORRIBLE.
ChanChan: look at the bright side! stage names make you unique! prob bcz already another jihun out there…
small but terrible: But that "Jihun" has a stage name too.
ih8gwiyomi: I declare from this day and forth that I, Boo Seungkwan, am officially starting "Anti-Stage Names Brigade".
seeleokmin: petition to shut the brigade down
shekshiqt1010: i will gladly sign
ChanChan: me too!
                   *mingyu voice* me flower
small but terrible: Pyo Jihoon aka P.O sunbae
beaniewoo: me flower?
mingrish: they said "three" so i said "flower"!!
ih8gwiyomi: i kNOW MORE ENGLISH THAN YOU
hanseoul: what happened 2 ur english lessons w/ aron hyung
mingrish: me don't know
when Jerry?: Three is a number, Tree is the thing that grows out from the ground.
ChanChan: "the thing"
hanseoul: i want a cool stage name lyk zico sunbae
when Jerry?: Who has the coolest stage name in 가요?
ih8gwiyomi: those "letter" stage names. L, N, V.
shekshiqt1010: CL!! or or or T.O.P!!!
mingrish: jyp
beaniewoo: oh dear god i snorted
ChanChan: MICHAEL JACKSON AWH YEA
when Jerry?: Isn't that his real name?
ChanChan: his full name is Michael Joseph Jackson
ih8gwiyomi: what an mj obsessed
when Jerry?: I said k-pop not international stage names
beaniewoo: Zelo is a cool stage name
seeleokmin: i like those letter + o names. G.O. P.O. T.O. D.O. H.O.
hanseoul: what's nxt?
ih8gwiyomi: N.O
soulmate-zoned: I CRACKED UP
when Jerry?: im alvuhing
ChanChan: oh my gaos
浩浩: what's happening?
when Jerry?: MINGHAOOOO
hanseoul: hao! 
mingrish: you is hao?
hanseoul: * how r u
small but terrible: * How are you?
mingrish: ahhh
                hao is you?
浩浩: junghan hyung and cheol hyung are so noisy
when Jerry?: It's alright. They're announcing our stage names.
浩浩: what's mine?
small but terrible: They're not yet telling our stage names…
seeleokmin: WHY SO SLOW
shekshiqt1010: WHY SO SLOW
seeleokmin: omg we said the same thing
shekshiqt1010: seokmin my love
seeleokmin: soonyoung my soulmate
shekshiqt1010: ouch
beaniewoo: what's your (ew) dream stage name?

shekshiqt1010 changed his name to soulmate-zoned.

ChanChan: JACKSON
ih8gwiyomi: got7
ChanChan: michael then
                   or MJ
mingrish: chalk. it sounds very cool
beaniewoo: you're tanned
mingrish: ouch…
beaniewoo: it's okay mingyu, love hurts
hanseoul: maybe some cool underground rapper stage name
                  my stage name would be "NosRe"
ih8gwiyomi: i actually want J… or Boo?
                     so that our fans could call me "Boo" <3
                     no nvm, i want my own name
seeleokmin: Lavi, like, PLS LAVI!!
                     like, please love me.. 
                     geddit?
                     lol
ih8gwiyomi: 라비 of vixx
seeleokmin: you're so killjoy
when Jerry?: You, Hao?
浩浩: i'm fine with any ^^
soulmate-zoned: i really want "Ten"
ih8gwiyomi: smrookies
soulmate-zoned: UGH
                           THIS WOULDNT BE HAPPENING IF THEY DIDNT POSTPONE OUR DEBUT 
                            UGHHH WHY??!???
TheJisoo: Oh no.
형 입니당~: OH YES.
                  AHAHAHAAHA
beaniewoo: han… are you ok?
leaderscheol: i'm… good bye, life…
small but terrible: I KNEW IT
leaderscheol: i've accepted my fate long ago
                      but your stage names are…
ChanChan: cool?
mingrish: cute?
hanseoul: dope?
ih8gwiyomi: pitiable?
small but terrible: Horrible?
浩浩: ????
형 입니당~: HILARIOUS.
leaderscheol: okay, how should i start?
ih8gwiyomi: by talking.
seeleokmin: YOUNGEST FIRST!!
ChanChan: YEAH!!!!
soulmate-zoned: NO. ELDEST FIRST!!
형 입니당~: YES!
TheJisoo: NOOO
leaderscheol: screw this
mingrish: i'm so excited ahhhhh

leaderscheol changed his nickname to S.Coups.

ChanChan: I SEE I SEE I GET IT!!!

ChanChan changed his nickname to MJ.

ih8gwiyomi: LEE CHAN YOU IDIOT
CHANGE BACK TO CHAN
small but terrible: Yeah change back, maknae.
MJ: b-but but
S.Coups: change back, son.
MJ: :-(

MJ changed his nickname to Chan (MJ)

형 입니당~ changed his nickname to Jeonghan.

ih8gwiyomi: WAH
when Jerry?: Please let me have the same fate as Junghan's, Amen.
Chan (MJ): I WANT MJ OR MICHAEL OR JOSEPH, AMEN!!!!!
hanseoul: MY 5 BUCKS NOOOOOOO
TheJisoo: I'M SCARED
                 NO CHEOL I'M NOT LISTENING
                NO GOODBYE
                GO AWAY SEUNGCHEOL
                 NOOOOO
S.Coups: hong jisoo get out of the bathroom
                come on you'll like your stage name
                 WTH
                I’M KICKING THIS DOOR
                 IN ONE
                TWO
               finally, he opened the door.
 Jeonghan: wow look he's on the floor
small but terrible: It rhymed. Cooooool
hanseoul: is his stage name too good
ih8gwiyomi: nah it's too bad

TheJisoo changed his nickname to Joshua.

ih8gwiyomi: HOLY GUACAMOLI
mingrish: where's minghao
beaniewoo: WOW, JISOO HYUNG IS SO LUCKY
seeleokmin: yeah... I WANT MY STAGE NAME QUICK!!!!!
S.Coups: okay, who's  next?
浩浩: i'm not asleep
        hui ge, what are you doing under the table?
S.Coups: thank you, hao.
when Jerry?: 徐明浩, 我会杀了你
浩浩: O.O
soulmate-zoned: gwan, how is your brigade doing?
ih8gwiyomi: i dont know?!!?!
Jeonghan: Oh, the chaos.
Chan (MJ): MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ
hanseoul: NOSRE NOSRE NOSRE NOSRE NOSRE

when Jerry? changed his nickname to Jun.

ih8gwiyomi: ... ukiss?
Jun: I HATE THIS.
seeleokmin: good luck, my soulmate
soulmate-zoned: MAY THE GOD OF BAD STAGE NAMES BLESS YOU, LEE SEOKMIN
seeleokmin: WHAT DID I DO?!!?!?
S.Coups: ready, soonyoung?

soulmate-zoned changed his nickname to Hoshi.

ih8gwiyomi: how… cutesy.
beaniewoo: it’s so Japanese?
mingrish: don’t worry soonyoung, your stage name is cute ^^b
Hoshi: HELL YEA, I’M THE CUTE AND Y MEMBER OF SEVENTEEEN! HOSHIIIIII
seeleokmin: do you know hoshi?
                     the chocolate
Jeonghan: seriously, seokmin…
Joshua: seokmin
ih8gwiyomi: i
hanseoul: i don't get it
Chan (MJ): hershey's, babo
浩浩: hui ge… don’t cry
Jun: 地球 请把我吃了吧.

Jun is now idle.

Joshua: … What did he say, Hao?
浩浩: “earth, please eat me up”
ih8gwiyomi: I am currently witnessing junhui hyung staring at nowhere
                      wow, I’ve never seen him so depressed like this
                      meanwhile… soonyoung hyung is doing his “victory gesture”
Chan (MJ): that gesture looks stupid tbh
beaniewoo: jihoon. are you ready?
small but terrible: AM I READy?
S.Coups: where’s jihun?
Jeonghan: idk I can’t find him
small but terrible: I’m just sitting on the floor…
seeleokmin: he’s too small
small but terrible: WOW WOW WOW
S.Coups: JIHUN
                GIVE THAT PAPER BACK
                LEE JIHUN
                GIVE THAT BACK NOW
small but terrible: WTHHHHH
                            THE STAGE NAME IS IN MY NICKNAME
hanseoul: small?
ih8gwiyomi: terrible?
S.Coups: he’s on the floor
mingrish: lieutenant lee is down
beaniewoo: requesting for medical assistance, over!
does anybody copy, over?

small but terrible changed his nickname to Woozi.

ih8gwiyomi: AHAHHAHAHAHA TERRBILE
Jeonghan: AHAHHAHAA OH MY
Chan (MJ): AAHAHAAHAA THAT’S THE WORST STAGE NAME EVER
Hoshi: THE GOD OF BAD STAGE NAMES SHOWERED ALL HIS MIGHT ON JIHUN
Woozi: OF ALL STAGE NAMES
            WOOZI
            WOOJI
             UJI
            WHATA THE EHEEL
mingrish: calm down hyung
Woozi: whAHTA IS ACalM
S.Coups: calm down, kids…
hanseoul: WOOJI AHAHAAHAHAA
ih8gwiyomi: #hansoslow
mingrish: wonwoo hyung~
                my wife~
                yeobo~
                babe~
beaniewoo: LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH
seeleokmin: wonwoo really cringed at mingyu ahahhaa
S.Coups: alright.

beaniewoo changed his nickname to Wonwoo.

Wonwoo: CAN YOU ALL FEEL MY TEARS
Jeonghan: WELCOME TO THE BRIGADE, WONWOO.
Joshua: Meanwhile, Woozi and Jun are together sitting on the floor…
Woozi: CAN YOU NOT CALL ME BY MY STAGE NAME
S.Coups: aw, hao is even comforting junhui.
mingrish: bery bery kind kiddo
hanseoul: stop speaking enlgish pls
mingrish: u cant even spell ryt
seeleokmin: ooh…
ih8gwiyomi: BUUUURn

Chan (MJ) sent a photo.
          

hanseoul: at least I’m still dope

mingrish: wha
                WHY
                WHYYYYY
Wonwoo: what happened
Jeonghan: accept your fate, gyu.
seeleokmin: let me guess

mingrish changed his nickname to Mingyu.

seeleokmin: he didn’t get a stage name
                     dang I’m too late
                     at least my guess is right
Joshua: Welcome to the brigade, Mingyu.
Mingyu: no
              i’m not join.
              I’M BYE

Mingyu is now idle.

hanseoul: what happened to his engrish lessons
Chan (MJ): *shrugs*
ih8gwiyomi: why are you shrugging on chat
Chan (MJ): WHY DO YOU CARE
S.Coups: anyways
                seokmin
seeleokmin: did soonyoung’s curse work
                    did the god of bad stage names shower his might on me too
                    or am I joining the brigade

seeleokmin changed his name to DK (도겸).

DK (도겸): what the hell
ih8gwiyomi: dokyeom.
Jeonghan: sounds like…
Joshua: The…
S.Coups: oh shut your faces you two
Chan (MJ): oh come on tell us the punchline
S.Coups: did I just switch seokmin and mingyu
DK (도겸): SWITCH WHAT SWITCH??
S.Coups: I mean, this is supposed to be by age
Joshua: Yes, you did
Jeonghan: if doyoon was here, he’d be like “stupid cheol” and he’ll be shaking his head
hanseoul: where’d the others go?
Chan (MJ): either celebrating or dwelling into depression
                  which side are you taking, seokmin hyung?
DK (도겸): idk, I’m hungry
                  I’m gonna eat
Woozi: DON’T EAT MY RICE CAKE
DK (도겸): ok chill
浩浩: what is mine?
          why is leader patting my back

浩浩 changed his nickname to THE8.

ih8gwiyomi: … THE8.
hanseoul: the8.
Chan (MJ): the8
Wonwoo: THE8.

THE8 is now idle.

Jeonghan: oh, psn brigade has gained a new member.
S.Coups: PSN?
Jeonghan: Poor Stage Name
Woozi: shUT UP.
ih8gwiyomi: speaking of brigades…
                       I started the anti-stage name brigade but
                       what if I get a stage name
                       i
hanseoul: what r u doing
                 gwan
                 don’t b a human rug
ih8gwiyomi: go away… let me join the psn brigade
Jeonghan: hakuna your tatas, seungkwan…

ih8gwiyomi changed his nickname to Seungkwan.

Seungkwan: I cannot believe this
                    I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
                     AHHHH
Jeonghan: ALL HAIL THE LEADER
Joshua: ALL HAIL
Wonwoo: ALL HAIL!!
Chan (MJ): this is like melancholy of haruhi suzumiya
                  they just need one more member
                  seungkwan is perfect for haruhi suzumiya
Jeonghan would be
Jeonghan: where’s the hyung
Chan (MJ): okay, I’ll stop now.

hanseoul changed his nickname to Vernon.

Seungkwan: wow
                    your stage name
                   like, it really
Vernon: what do you mean my stage name
              IT IS MY SECOND NAME
Seungkwan: EXACTLY
Joshua: In all honesty
             Vernon sounds like a grandpa’s name.
Hoshi: nooo no no
Jeonghan: more like
Seungkwan: Uncle Vernon
                    YES
Vernon: VERNON IS COOL
Seungkwan: does “vernon” sound cool?
Hoshi: no
Joshua: No
Jeonghan: nah…
Wonwoo: nope
Chan (MJ): A BIG NO
Vernon: leader…?
S.Coups: …

Vernon is now idle.

Chan (MJ): now that I think of it
                  hansol hyung’s stage name is his real name
                  but vernon sounds really… nah
                   so, which brigade is he joining?
Hoshi: both, probably
S.Coups: who’s next?
Chan (MJ): OH ME ME EME EM EME ME
Jeonghan: He’s so excited
Woozi: he shouldn’t be
Joshua: Why?
Seungkwan: oh right, he already saw the list.

Chan (MJ) changed his nickname to Dino.

Seungkwan: Dino.
Jeonghan: like, dinosaur?
Dino: HELLS NO I AM NOT GONNA ACT LIKE A DINOSAUR.
Hoshi: COME ON DINOCHAN, DO IT!!!
DK (도겸): guys
                 how does it feel knowing that your left hand will never be able to touch your left elbow and your right hand will never be able to touch your right elbow
Seungkwan: OH DEAR GOD
Woozi: oh my
Joshua: God bless you Seokmin, you made the PSN Brigade laugh.
S.Coups: Dino became a Dino for 5 seconds.
Jeonghan: you mean, half of 17?
Hoshi: ALL HAIL DK
DK (도겸): YEEEES LOVE ME
                 ok back to eating
Dino: I love my stage name!!
         slip me into the dino life, uh, slip me into the dino life
Seungkwan: Chan, no.
S.Coups: Oh—that’s all?
                right… I thought we had dongjin.
Jeonghan: oh, cheol…

Joshua invited Punch, Mao, sdj0819 and JD to the conversation.

Punch accepted the invitation.

sdj0819 accepted the invitation.

Mao accepted the invitation.

Hoshi: who is

Jun entered the chat.

Jun: MINGMING YAO MIGMING GGGG DIDI DIDD DID DIIDI
Mao: JUNHUI GEGE GEG EGE GE GEGEEE
sdj0819: Ah.. Chaos.

Vernon entered the chat.

Vernon: DONGJIN
Seungkwan: DONGJINI
Dino: MAKNAAAAAE
sdj0819: Hello hyungs~

THE8 entered the chat.

THE8: Wow~
Wonwoo: what’s happening
DK (도겸): who is Punch?

Mingyu entered the chat.

Mingyu: PUNCH
              BABY PUNCH
               HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU ALRIGHT
              PUNCH HELLO TALK PLS
Punch: MINGYU HYUUUUNG!
DK (도겸): WHO IS PUNCH
Jeonghan: yah, who’s Punch?
Joshua: Seems familiar…
Woozi: SAMUEL
Vernon: SAMUEL?!
Seungkwan: SAMUEL
Dino: SAMUEEEEEL
THE8: reunion!!
Vernon: how r u samuel?
Joshua: Yeah, how’s debut?
Hoshi: he even debuted earlier than us…
Punch: everything is great, hyungs!
              jaewon hyung is very nice to me, he’s reminds me a lot about you hyungs
              and everyone loves 1PUNCH~ a lot of sunbaes even took pictures with us!!
DK (도겸): will that happen to us, too?
Punch: Of course!
Mao: I’m now in FNC, btw.
Jun: FNC?
Vernon: you mean, cnblue and ft.island
Seungkwan: ACE OF ANGELS?!?!?!?
Mao: I’m glad I was accepted here! Even though I miss you all…
          I’d debut as one of those bands!
          my modeling didn’t work much in china but my instagram is great!
         a lot of our fans are always telling me to go back to 17
Jeonghan: GET OUT OF FNC AND COME BACK HERE
Mao: I I I can’t- I’m sorry  : - (
Joshua: Anyways, Dongjin?
sdj0819: yes?
Joshua: How’s everything?
sdj0819: living the normal kid life, studying and all.
Dino: I miss the normal life too…
sdj0819: it’s sad though, I miss you all and I want to come back but I’m too young.
Punch: hyung~
sdj0819: go away Samuel
Punch: :-(
Mingyu: ya jin, don’t be too mean!
sdj0819: sorry~

JD entered the chat.

Jun: If this is a reunion, where’s Doyoon hyung?
S.Coups: Doyoon…
Seungkwan: If Seungcheol hyung is the father of 17, of course there’s a mother.
JD: … I’m here.
Jeonghan: DOYOON
Hoshi: ummA
DK (도겸): EOMMA
Vernon: MOTHER
Dino: MOOOOM
Wonwoo: DOYOON MOM
JD: Kids! How is your dad treating you?
Woozi: He’s neomu very kind
Hoshi: neomu very strict
THE8: neomu very sad
Jun: neomu very missing you a lot
JD: Is that true, Seungcheol?
S.Coups: …
JD: ah, I miss you! <3
Vernon: A HEART
Seungkwan: MY SHIP
Hoshi: sQUEAAAALS
DK (도겸): doyoon hyung! how are you doing?
JD: good, good. I’m an actor now!
Jeonghan: your dream did come true!
Dino: congrats, eomma!
Woozi: Who are you working with?
JD: I’m casted with Howon hyung, you know, infinite’s hoya.
     movie named “hiya”.
THE8:  how about drama shows?
JD: mhm, I have one ongoing!
S.Coups: doyoon…
JD: yes?
S.Coups: I miss you :(
               in fact, I miss you all, doyoon, samuel, dongjin, mingming.
Punch: I miss you too appa :(
sdj0819: I miss you too, hyung
Mao: imy, hyung :(
JD: aw, cheol. i miss you too.
S.Coups: you 4! make sure you watch our stages, okay?
                 samuel, baby maknae, I hope we meet in stage soon.
                 mingming, debut soon so that we could meet too, okay?
                 dongjin, study hard. But watch us !
                  and doyoon… maybe I’ll visit you in your taping.
Jeonghan: what do you mean “I’ll”?!
Woozi: WE will visit you!
JD: aw, cheol…
S.Coups: whatever happens, you guys will always be a part of seventeen.
sdj0819: So sentimental…
Punch: my heart is so ow
Mao: me too, sam, me too.
JD: Like?
Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN
Vernon: SEVENTEEN!
DK (도겸): SebEUNTIN
Mingyu: SEBENTIN
Jun: 17
Wonwoo: SEVENTEEN
Woozi: 17
Punch: SEVENTEEN!!!
Mao: SEVENTEEN
sdj0819: SEVENTEEN
Dino: 17!!
Joshua: SEVENTEEN.
Hoshi: SEVENTEEN
Seungkwan: SEVENTEEEEN
THE8: 17!!!!!
S.Coups: hey, that’s my line!
JD: what did you say?
S.Coups: SEVENTEEN <3
DK (도겸): my tears, ah
Seungkwan: my heart
Mingyu: my heart is oh my god
Vernon: ikr
Jeonghan: I love you all.
Mingyu: I love you like you banana
Seungkwan: I love like a sea
Joshua:  stupidos
                but me too.
Woozi: ah.
S.Coups: Seventeen, let’s love!

my hand hurts
my back hurts
my head hurts
but all's okay
17 finally debuted
FINALLY
in 3 years
my heart hurts
ah
-- le <3