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浩浩 added shekshiqt1010 and 6 others to the conversation.

shekshiqt1010: what is this
ChanChan: a chat
shekshiqt1010: WHAT IS THIS MINGHAO
浩浩: I have news!!
beaniewoo: news? Isn’t cheol hyung supposed to say that?
hanseoul: sometimes, we need a change.
ih8gwiyomi: why only us? Why not the whole family?
hanseoul: because sometimes, you can’t trust everyone in the family.
浩浩: it’s about…
mingrish: about…?
浩浩: the show…
mingrish: what show?!
beaniewoo: cliffhangers…
hanseoul: some things in life require patience.
mingrish: JUST SPIT IT OUT
beaniewoo: just spit it out
mingrish: babe
beaniewoo: no no leave me alone
shekshiqt1010: he’s in his emo mode again
ih8gwiyomi: he’s always in his emo mode
浩浩: SAJANGNIM IS ALLOWING 1 OF US TO JOIN SHOW ME THE MONEY
mingrish: OH MY GO
hanseoul: wow
ChanChan: PRAISE THE LORD
shekshiqt1010: I WANT I WANT
beaniewoo: I’m out
ih8gwiyomi: OHOHOHOH WITNESS THE SWAGGINESS OF BOONON
small but terrible: why the hell am I here.
                             you guys are disturbing me
shekshiqt1010: you will help me produce when I get in smtm
small but terrible: k
shekshiqt1010: ow

small but terrible left the conversation.

shekshiqt1010: OW!?!/!/1 ?

shekshiqt1010 invited small but terrible to the conversation.

small but terrible declined the invitation.

shekshiqt1010 invited small but terrible to the conversation.

small but terrible declined the invitation.

shekshiqt1010 invited small but terrible to the conversation.

small but terrible accepted the invitation.

shekshiqt1010: jihoon

small but terrible left the conversation.

shekshiqt1010: r00d
ChanChan: wait, myungho hyung. How did you know
浩浩: I overheard cheol hyung and ceo-nim’s conversation
ih8gwiyomi: oh, you mean EAVESDROPPED

hanseoul invited TheJisoo to the conversation.

浩浩: I OVERHEARD IT

TheJisoo accepted the invitation.

TheJisoo: WHY AM I NOT HERE
                    I CAN RAP!!
shekshiqt1010: you wish
TheJisoo: I RAPPED IN 20
shekshiqt1010: NO YOURE IN THE VOCAL LINE
TheJisoo: I FRIGGING RAPPED IN 20
hanseoul: don’t push yourself into things that can’t be.
ih8gwiyomi: hansodramatic.
TheJisoo: I’M GONNA RAP
浩浩: NO NO NO, I’M GONNA RAP

ChanChan invited leaderscheol to the conversation.

leaderscheol accepted the invitation.

leaderscheol: kids, I got an announcement.
浩浩: SMTM4 YEAAAAAA
leaderscheol: how’d you know?
ChanChan: he “overheard” your conversation.
leaderscheol:
浩浩:  I’M SORRY I JUST WANT TO JOIN SMTM4
ih8gwiyomi: wait
                    where’s the meanie lovebirds
hanseoul:  I know I’m only 17 but I got a few dollars
leaderscheol: don’t recycle the rap
shekshiqt1010: meanie are practicing rap
浩浩: I’m gonna write lyrics brb

浩浩 is now idle.

ih8gwiyomi: SITTIN ON YOUR STAIRWAY
                    NOT ENOUGH THE WHOLE DAY
leaderscheol:  I SAID DO NOT RECYCLE
ih8gwiyomi: you’re the victor in this pageantry
                     but the only trophy you deserve
                     catastrophe
leaderscheol: gwan, just join masked singer or immortal songs.
ih8gwiyomi: BUT I AM THE BOONON
leaderscheol: no
shekshiqt1010: I am actually watching smtm3
                         I am very degraded by bobby hyung and iron hyung
                         LIKE WOW
                         I’m out
ih8gwiyomi: WHAT AM I TO YOU GIRL WHAT AM I TO YOU
                      I DO LOVE YOU CRAZY
leaderscheol: have mercy, boo
ih8gwiyomi: OH DO YOU
leaderscheol: out, GET OUT.
ih8gwiyomi: simjange jkfhbsdfhsdlfvs jansori
leaderscheol: I’ll be right back.

ih8gwiyomi is now idle.

leaderscheol is now idle.

hanseoul: hm. Let me write rap too.

hanseoul is now idle.

ih8gwiyomi entered the chat.

ih8gwiyomi: don’t tell me I’m left alone here.
shekshiqt1010: but you are not alone
                        I am here with you
                        though we’re far apart
                         you’re always in my heart
                         but you arjebs,kjba sef
ih8gwiyomi: ???
TheJisoo: chan stole his phone
                said that he’s the only one allowed to sing that song
ih8gwiyomi: such an mj obsessed
shekshiqt1010: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MJ OBSESSED
                          IS IT BAD TO LOVE AND BE A BIG FAN OF MICHAEL JACKSON SUNBAENIM
TheJisoo: Michael Jackson sunbaenim i
ih8gwiyomi: MJ is your morning alarm and you sing “beat it” in the shower everyday
shekshiqt1010: I sing man in the mirror too
TheJisoo: and the choreo for dangerous that he made was inspired by mj.
ih8gwiyomi: bro, everything he does is inspired by mj
Michael Jackson is chan’s religion
shekshiqt1010: WHO ARE YOU TRYNA BASH MY IDOL
                         WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME FOR WHO I LOVE
ih8gwiyomi: I judge u all the time
shekshiqt1010: SNSD CAN’T DANCE
ih8gwiyomi: BISH REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID
shekshiqt1010: AOA BIGTIME
TheJisoo: I like how you’re not bashing AS noonas. They’re Gwan’s role models.
shekshiqt1010: I love after school noonas

shekshiqt1010 is now idle.

ih8gwiyomi is now idle.

TheJisoo: So… am I alone now.
mingrish: nope
beaniewoo: hello hyung
TheJisoo: no no I am nOT THIRD WHEELING TODAY

TheJisoo invited 형 입니당~ to the conversation.

형 입니당~ declined the invitation.

beaniewoo: to laugh or to laugh
mingrish: AHAHHAHAAHAH

TheJisoo invited 형 입니당~ to the conversation.

형 입니당~ declined the invitation.

beaniewoo: … to laugh or to pity?
mingrish: AHAHHH WOOOOO THIS IS MY HAPPINESS

TheJisoo invited 형 입니당~ to the conversation.

형 입니당~ accepted the invitation.

형 입니당~: what do you want from me
TheJisoo: Help me
mingrish: Joshua hyung wants to smell your hair

형 입니당~ left the conversation.

beaniewoo: ic ant stop laug hning
mingrish: AH AHBAHE EM TOO
TheJisoo:
                 Seungcheol said he’ll be back soon
                 Where is he now?
beaniewoo: I heard him saying to gwan to stop on being “boonon” and join “the booice” instead.
mingrish: did he seriously just
beaniewoo:
TheJisoo:
mingrish:
TheJisoo:
beaniewoo:
TheJisoo: Why is he our leader?
mingrish: lol I’m out
                 I’ll be kim bum’s double or son or join exo or something
beaniewoo: I’m off to astro
TheJisoo: I’ll be b1a4’s 6^th member.

leaderscheol entered the chat.

leaderscheol: I’m back. who’s still joining smtm4?
ChanChan: nooo I back out. I heard there’s an MJ dancing competition closing by. I’LL SLAY IT
beaniewoo: I know my voice is smtm quality but no thanks
mingrish: mmm I’ll just wait for acting jobs for mvs heheh
beaniewoo: are you joining though?
leaderscheol: no
                      being the leader of this group is more important than those competitions.
mingrish: AWW MY HEART IS MAPSOSA
beaniewoo: what about josh?
TheJisoo: I’ve just become reminded that every lyric of every SMTM rap are composed of numerous bleeps.
                 I am a follower of Jesus Christ our Lord therefore I shall set a good example and keep my lips free from sin.
mingrish: preach
beaniewoo: yes
ChanChan: amen
leaderscheol: wow. That was… deep…
TheJisoo: God Bless this world.
leaderscheol: you too, Joshua
                      so, chan, wonwoo, mingyu, jisoo, soonyoung and gwan aren’t joining.
                      who do we have left?
mingrish: America and china
beaniewoo: joshuahua and junhui?
ChanChan: joshuaua the chihuahua
mingrish: oh
ChanChan: oldie
mingrish: BERY BERY BAD KIDDO!!!!

hanseoul entered the chat.

hanseoul: I’m done with the lyrics
mingrish: CAN WE LISTEN??!!?
hanseoul: I’m still working out the tone & flow but
                 ok here are the lyrics
                 Start from the bottom now we’re on our way to the top
                 Got 99 problems but we ain’t gonna stop
                 Say the name, HVC
                 Tell me all what you see
                 Now Showing: Pretty Lies
                 Why’re you paying the price?
                 Here’s to the haters who got nothing to do
                 Just because I’m white doesn’t mean I can’t do
                 Screw all the criticisms, just throw them away
                 My name will be written in gold anyway
                 “Postpone”. That’s the word I’d love to hear less
                  I won’t let anything come and halt my success
                 Shed my sweat, blood and tears in the small green room
                 Now look at where I’m standing. Do you see that? Boom!
                 Shoutout to these special people who left a mark in my life
                 Sajangnim-do who works so hard, I’m okay
                 He keeps on delaying our debut, I’m okay
                 To my family I dearly miss, I’m okay
                  I guess that’s all what I’m gonna say everyday
                 Drag me down. Make me fall.
                 Don’t worry I’m gon’ rise
                  I’m a man of bona fide, yeah
                  I’m okay, 괜찮아 everyday hey!
                 Now come and hear out what I say
                 Start from the bottom we’re on our way to the top
                 Got 99 problems, we never gonna stop
ChanChan: OOH I SEE A DISS TOWARDS SAJANGNIM
beaniewoo: DOPE. The title is “I’m okay”?
hanseoul: maybe
beaniewoo: the title is “maybe”?
hanseoul: no
beaniewoo: WHAT IS THE TITLE
leaderscheol: it’s actually good
I like how I can relate to it
ChanChan: it’s his life as a trainee ofc we can all relate, we were all trainees too
leaderscheol: … right.
beaniewoo: TITLE?!!? ?1
mingrish: where is our second contestant
ChanChan: I have a bad feeling about minghao hyung’s rap.
beaniewoo: same
leaderscheol: I don’t think it’ll be that bad…
hanseoul: same

浩浩 entered the chat.

浩浩: I’M DONE. I FEEL SO GANGSTA THUG LYF
ChanChan: cover your eyes ppl
浩浩: I’m very proud of it
          I actually memorized the rao
          ok I’ll type it WOOHOOOO
beaniewoo: later you’ll be going “boohoo”
浩浩: jeon boohoo
beaniewoo: NO.
leaderscheol: go on, the8.
浩浩: XMH on the stage I’m 18 years of age

beaniewoo left the conversation.

ih8gwiyomi entered the chat.

浩浩: Born in China with my nana and my baba and my mama
ih8gwiyomi: wth
浩浩: My mom thinks I’m cool, I’ll make you all drool
           I can do b-boy, isn’t that just so cool
          1, 2, 3, bow, wow, pow
          Now let me present ya
          Show me the Minghao
mingrish: show me the…

ChanChan left the conversation.

leaderscheol: wait…
浩浩: yes, hyung?
leaderscheol: what you’re about to join is show me the money, minghao…
mingrish: NOT SOME LAME NURSERY RHYME CONTEST
hanseoul: … mingyu hyung, wyd
mingrish: I’m sorry, that was chan
TheJisoo: I’m on it.
浩浩: I know! Smtm4! SHOW ME THE MONEY 4!!!
leaderscheol: … I’ll just pass both of your lyrics to sajangnim. I’ll handle it.
浩浩: :)

leaderscheol is now idle.

mingrish: wth are you doing, joshua hyung
TheJisoo: I made maknae gargle holy water.
                So whoever goes to join SMTM, don’t worry, Hansol & Myungho, I am ready to give you a bottle of holy water to cleanse your mouths from sins.
                If you run out of them, just let me know.
hanseoul: yes, pastor hong
ih8gwiyomi: r u srs
mingrish: do you give out free chicken too
TheJisoo: no.
浩浩: when is seungcheol hyung coming back?????
          I want to hear him saying “xiu minghao has been allowed by sajangnim to enter smtm4”
mingrish: it’s okay minghao, it’s free to dream.
ih8gwiyomi: *cue bangtan’s no more dream*
hanseoul: since when were you an ARMY
ih8gwiyomi: pls I’m bangtan’s 8^th member
mingrish: wait till seungcheol hyung sees that!!
ih8gwiyomi: PLS I WOULD’VE BEEN IN GOT7 RIGHT NOW If I didn’t love you idiots too much
mingrish: i love you like banana
ih8gwiyomi: I love you like a sea
hanseoul: don’t type in English
mingrish: will you be banhana ;-)
TheJisoo: AHAHAHAAHH
ih8gwiyomi: yes man I’m your ;-)
hanseoul: *yours
TheJisoo: where’s minghao?
mingrish: probably practicing the flow of his rap?
ih8gwiyomi: no hansol don’t say it
hanseoul: ur english is low quality
ih8gwiyomi: O H YM GOD
                    NO U DIDN’T
                     I AM THE  BEST QUALITY
                    BEST QUALITY ENGLISH BOO SEUNGKWAN
hanseoul: explains why you and mingyu hyung would make a perfect match…
mingrish: why are you dissing us what did I do to you
ih8gwiyomi: listen to the diva boo and you shut your tush cuz you got nuthin on me gurl
hanseoul: please don’t let seungkwan stay too long on the internet again
TheJisoo: God will find a way.
mingrish: amen!!
hanseoul: AMEN!
ih8gwiyomi: hansol is being too offensive today
                    just because you’re a rapper doesn’t mean you can diss me
                   WELL HANSOL YOU KNOW WHAT
                   YOUR HAIR
                   IT'S LIKE YOU GOT CURTAINS FOR YOUR FACE
                   CURTAINS
hanseoul: INSULT MY EVERYTHING BUT NOT MY HAIR
                DO NOT INSULT
                HAIR
                VERNHAIR
mingrish: “vernhair”
TheJisoo: It sounds like a shampoo brand?
ih8gwiyomi: dog shampoo brand
hanseoul: my hair is beautiful….
TheJisoo: We have Junghan.
hanseoul: YOU AND YOUR LOVE FOR JUNGHAN GET A ROOm
TheJisoo: God will find a way.

leaderscheol entered the chat.

浩浩: OH MY GO DOHY MGOFD SAY MY NAMW SAY MY NAME ES
leaderscheol: whoa, chill
浩浩: KSFHLAFHWLFGUIW
ih8gwiyomi: I am just here to witness minghao hyung’s lowest point in life.
mingrish: I thought we already witnessed that
浩浩: stop being mean to me
hanseoul: yeah pls stop being mean to myungho hyung
浩浩: YO’U’RE JUST BEING KIND FOR A SYMPATHY VOTE
hanseoul: please be mean to him
TheJisoo: spill it, cheol.
leaderscheol: sajangnim already made a decision.
浩浩: ofjlghl ogmg ogmg omgomogm n
leaderscheol: it’s…
mingrish: Vernon
ih8gwiyomi: boonon
hanseoul:
TheJisoo:
浩浩: OH COME ON HURRY UP

leaderscheol signed off.
ih8gwiyomi signed off.
TheJisoo signed off.
mingrish signed off.
浩浩 signed off.
hanseoul signed off.

shekshiqt1010 entered the chat.

shekshiqt1010 (offline message): SO WHO IS IT
WAIT
wait
where is everyone
guys
????
hello
……..
no wifi
:’-(
 

YO YAY LONG TIME NO SEE!!

First of all please don't judge the smtm poster
NO KIDDING GO ON AHAHA I HAD FUN MAKING IT
ok so i updated posters. the poster for chat 6 and also the main poster for the story.
I AM VERY PROUD OF IT.
when i heard hansol vernon joining smtm4 i had the urge to write this
it's supposed to be "show me the mingyu" actually
but we need more of minghao for tihis story!! 
YES THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN ON HOLD SINCE JULY
my laptop is lagging so much, it actually prolonged my patience compared before.
but it drives me mad.
do you have any ideas for the next/upcoming chapters?
let us now!!
thanks for reading and have a nice day! ♥

-- toublerones