TheJisoo signed on.

maoming started a conversation with TheJisoo.

maoming: jisoo hyung!
TheJisoo: Hm?
maoming: help me.
TheJisoo: What may I help you?
maoming: junhui gege won’t stop sneezing :(
TheJisoo: Feed him chicken
maoming: what?
TheJisoo: Just do it.
maoming: but the only meal right now is ramyeon.
TheJisoo: Again?
maoming: nvm I’m just going to ask doyoon hyung
                  thanks btw hyung!

maoming left the conversation.

ih8gwiyomi started a conversation with hanseoul.

ih8gwiyomi: hansol-ah
hanseoul: don’t ah me, we’re just one month apart
ih8gwiyomi: call me hyung, hansol-ah
hanseoul: hyung
ih8gwiyomi: yes?
hanseoul: 1+1?
ih8gwiyomi: uGH
hanseoul: you don’t know?
                 2
                 pabo hyung
ih8gwiyomi: I haet you vernon
hanseoul: oh my gawd don’t call me that

ih8gwiyomi changed his nickname to ih8vernon.

hanseoul: OH MY GAWD

hanseoul invited TheJisoo to the conversation.

TheJisoo accepted the invitation.

ih8vernon: vernon
hanseoul:
ih8vernon: veRNON.
TheJisoo: What’s happening here
hanseoul:
ih8vernon: VERNON BAE.

hanseoul is now idle.

ih8vernon: ugh I was about to ask help from him tbh
TheJisoo: What help?
ih8vernon: it seems like we got junhui hyung’s cold.
                  or more like… ming hyung left their room and started sneezing everywhere
TheJisoo: How many of you got the cold?
ih8vernon: everyone
                  wait you mean you’re not sick?

hanseoul changed his nickname to i’m not sick too ha.

TheJisoo: Yea.
ih8vernon: did I even ask you, vernon?

i’m not sick too ha changed his nickname to just sayin’.

ih8vernon: I still hate you. Bye
TheJisoo: Seungkwan

just sayin’ changed his nickname to yolo.

TheJisoo: Gwan
ih8vernon: not again
TheJisoo: Seunggwan.
ih8vernon: ugH

yolo changed his nickname to chingchong cat just sneezed at my face I can’t even-.

ih8vernon: good for you
TheJisoo: SEUNGGWAN
ih8vernon: what
TheJisoo: I know how to stop this outbreak.

chingchong cat just sneezed at my face I can’t even- changed his nickname to joshua it’s just colds lmao.

ih8vernon: how?
                  shut up vernon

joshua it’s just colds lmao changed his nickname to I’m not even sending messages lol.

TheJisoo: Chicken.
ih8vernon: r u srs

I’m not even sending messages lol entered the conversation.

I’m not even sending messages lol: here we go again.
ih8vernon: bernon
TheJisoo: Yes, chicken. I’m outside buying chicken barbeque for everyone.
I’m not even sending messages lol: he’s a mentee of owen sunbae ha
ih8vernon: but seriously jisoo hyung, you’re buying them?
                  who’s owen
I’m not even sending messages lol: leader of SHINee?
ih8vernon: WHAT
I’m not even sending messages lol: what’s wrong?
ih8vernon: he’s onew, not owen.
I’m not even sending messages lol: oven?
ih8vernon: smh hansol get your eyes checked
I’m not even sending messages lol: my vision is 21/20
                                                         josh will say his famous chicken quote sooner or later.
TheJisoo: What
                 Slr
                 Btw I’m home, come out of your rooms and eat chicken :-)

I’m not even sending messages lol left the conversation.

I’m not even sending messages lol signed off.

ih8vernon: hansol kept on sneezing
TheJisoo: Gwan, they’re all eating chicken now.
                 You should eat chicken.
ih8vernon: why?
TheJisoo: Chicken is very nutritious, it’ll heal our hearts.
ih8vernon: hyung, we have colds not a heart disease
TheJisoo:
ih8vernon: who was that screaming in joy or-
TheJisoo: Dongjin
ih8vernon: whAT
                  really?!

ih8vernon invited sdj0819 to the conversation.

ih8vernon: where is he
TheJisoo: Busy screaming.

sdj0819 accepted the invitation.

ih8vernon: maknae
sdj0819:

sdj0819 left the conversation.

ih8vernon: wtf
TheJisoo: Just come out and eat
ih8vernon: I’m out
TheJisoo: I see you
ih8vernon: whoa dongjin is screaming
                  and everyone’s not sneezing anymore!
                  or is it because they’re eating
                  why are we chatting I’m just right at front of you
TheJisoo: Just eat will you
ih8vernon: I read that as I will eat you
                  omg
                  I’m eating
                  nyam
                  omg
                  omG
                  OMG
                  JISOO HYUNG
                   I’M NOT SNEEZING ANYMORE
TheJisoo: Chicken heals our hearts
ih8vernon: AND COLDS
TheJisoo: Yes
                 Otl you’re choking now
ih8vernon: AJKFHELFHSAG
TheJisoo: You didn’t have to scream what you were typing, Gwan.
ih8vernon: AFHJSIFUGEIQ
                  JVHBRGUBEIUVGEW
                  SDNJUGVDBV

ih8vernon left the conversation.

TheJisoo (offline message): Uh.
Should I feed you more chicken?
I wonder if chicken heals us from choking, too.

4th chat yo! i had fun making this one inspired with the gifs of seungkwan choking which i saw  somewhere. i laughed so much gahd.
if you wanna see how gwannie looks like while choking, here's the video.
or if you're too lazy to open the link because swog, here are the gifs.
 
 
17 subbies! gesps. thanks for reading, ciao o/
--- toublerones