TheJisoo signed on.

hanseoul started a conversation with TheJisoo.

hanseoul: hyung!
TheJisoo: Hm?
hanseoul: I wanna watch a movie!
TheJisoo: What movie
hanseoul: robocop
TheJisoo: Rob a cop?
hanseoul: oh my gawd
TheJisoo: Isn’t it so PUNNY?
hanseoul:
                 joshua no
TheJisoo: where’s the hyung
hanseoul: we’re speaking english
TheJisoo: Hansol, I’m your hyung
hanseoul: no thanks
TheJisoo: Hansol
hanseoul: swag

TheJisoo left the conversation.

hanseoul started a conversation with ih8gwiyomi.

hanseoul: gwannie-ah!
ih8gwiyomi: wth
hanseoul: are you good at math?
ih8gwiyomi: depends on what field?
hanseoul: nursery math.
                  1+1?
ih8gwiyomi: 2
hanseoul: nope. arrow!
ih8gwiyomi: what
hanseoul: 2+2?
ih8gwiyomi: 4
hanseoul: wrong. fish
                  3+3
ih8gwiyomi: 6. duh.
hanseoul: 8
ih8gwiyomi: hansol are you okay?
hanseoul: no
                  4+4?
ih8gwiyomi:
hanseoul: GWIYOMI!
ih8gwiyomi: COME HERE VERNON, LET ME KILL YOU
hanseoul: yolo

hanseoul left the conversation.

hanseoul started a conversation with small but terrible.

hanseoul: hey jihun hyung!
small but terrible: hi hansol :-)
hanseoul: why can’t the bike stand by itself?
small but terrible: why?
hanseoul: it was two tired!
small but terrible: what
hanseoul: what is jimin’s favorite place?
small but terrible: which jimin
hanseoul: bangtan
small but terrible: what place?
hanseoul: the GYMin!
small but terrible:
hanseoul: do dodos still exist?
small but terrible: no. they’ve already gone extinct
hanseoul: wrong! we have JANG DOYOON!
small but terrible: uh
hanseoul: aren’t i so funny :--)
small but terrible: very funny
                              ha ha ha
hanseoul: was that sarcasm?
small but terrible: of course not, stupid.
hanseoul:
                 I’m taller than you
small but terrible: I’m older!
hanseoul: I’m taller than you, jihun hyung
small but terrible: :-(
hanseoul: don’t worry, chicks dig small guys
                  you just go say “hi chicks, I’m chicken!”
                  you’d get a bonus joshua and onew, too
small but terrible: SHUT UP
hanseoul: swag

small but terrible left the conversation.

sdj0819 started a conversation with hanseoul.

hanseoul: hey black bean!
sdj0819:
hanseoul: okay
                  hey dongjin
sdj0819: . . . hi hyung.
hanseoul: jihun hyung went blonde
                 wonwoo hyung went blonde
                 and now, mingming hyung
sdj0819: . . . so?
hanseoul: dongjin… what if you’re next…
sdj0819:
hanseoul: a blonde-haired black bean xD
sdj0819: oh please hyung, a blonde-haired hansol is worse.
hanseoul: what if we all go blonde just like bap!
sdj0819: no.
hanseoul: how about silver? do you like silver?

sdj0819 added manager swag to the conversation.

hanseoul: wth
manager swag: What the what.

sdj0819 left the conversation.

hanseoul: wth because dongjin left just like that
                  and your name
                  manager… seriously
manager swag: Yes, seriously.
hanseoul: wait since when did seventeen have a manager
manager swag: Yesterday
hanseoul: oh
                  please don’t make us all go blonde in our debut, ahjussi
                  or ahjumma
                  I think we’ll scare a lot of SM17ES about it!
manager swag: Actually, I would consider that…
hanseoul: what
manager swag: Do a cover of Warrior and Hajima :--------)
hanseoul: ireojima jebal
                 and your nose is too long, ahjussi
manager swag: How about Beatles hairdo?
hanseoul: ahjussi are you okay
                  because I’m not
manager swag: Good thing you know
                           And stop calling me ahjussi
hanseoul: but you’re probably 10 years older than me.
manager swag: What if I told you…
                           I’m Ahn Jaehyun.
hanseoul: ahnjussi
manager swag: HOW DARE YOU?
hanseoul: what why
manager swag: I AM AHN JAEHYUN.
hanseoul: ahaha ahnjussi
manager swag: . . .
hanseoul: how’s you and dasom noona
                  how could you not feel inguk hyung though :--(
manager swag: Hansol, I’m straight
                           It's just a music video.
hanseoul: shush ahnjussi
                  i ship jaeguk
manager swag: What’s Jaeguk?
hanseoul: jaehyun x inguk!
manager swag: . . .
hanseoul: uh
                 are you really the real ahn jaehyun?
manager swag: I’ll mention you in Twitter. Just you wait, Hansol.
hanseoul: wth
                 omg
                 hyung
                 I’m so sorry
                 oh my gawd
                 I’m your biggest fan
                 don’t be mad at me please
                 oh my gawd
                 I am so dead meat
manager swag: ha.
                           I’m just kidding, Hansol.
hanseoul: what
manager swag: It’s Seokmin!
                          AHAHAHAAHHA
hanseoul: how
manager swag: How could you fall so easily for that?
                           Jaehyun hyung has a very tight schedule, how could he even visit Pledis?
hanseoul:
manager swag: What

hanseoul left the conversation.
hanseoul signed off.

manager swag (offline message): I didn’t know you ship Jaeguk, Solie XD

/updates 2 days early bc swog-/ i mean bc i might not be able to update on sunday sooooo...
heyo so second chat yayayayay! and 10 subbies woot woot thanks so much. so this is a hansol-focused chapter yepyepyep. i know hansol is actually a really shy boy (since he's voted by his co-members as the shyest member) but let's just say he got overdosed with twix and this happened xD.
and if it was really ahn jaehyun in the chat, this chapter would be marked as [SPECIAL].
i was actually choosing between seo inguk and ahn jaehyun bc please don't eheheheh plsslapmi
btw i had a dream that SEVENTEEN will debut before may!1! oh gawd i wish.
comments please!!1 i really love comments and i always reply back :--)
next chapter... any ideas? 
--- toublerones