Chapter 5: The SooHoon Controversy, Supposed Murder and Maknae Power

“Give it to me!”

“NO!”

“I said give it to me, pigeon!”

“Why should I?!”

“I’m the eldest in the group so GIVE ME MY ING RILAKUMA PLUSHIE!”

Eli was currently under the table, hands wrapped around Soohyun’s very special Rilakuma plushie given to him by Taejoon. Soohyun treasured this because it had been the nicest thing she had ever given.

No really, before that, the nicest thing she did was throw him in a lake as an alternative to kneeing him in the groin.

"GIMMEEEEEEE~" The supposed leader whined as Eli had passed it to AJ, who had simply held the Rilakuma plushie up above his head.

Dongho sighed as he wondered how he was the maknae rather than his hyungs. The funny thing was that every time one of his hyungs decided to be stupid, all of the other hyungs of his would either be as stupid or even worse.

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Yeo_HoonieMin: Updates on Ninjump scores. GO!

Dongho_MaknaePup: 8986!

AJ_KittyBoy: 9010!

Sunghyun_Kev: 9576!

Soohyun20: Oh you children are horrible at this game. 14,993.

Pigeon_Man: Ya’ll kno dats sum B to the S.

Sunghyun_Kev: IMPOSSIBRU!

Soohyun20: It’s true! Eli, what’s your score?

Pigeon_Man: I ain’t tellin’.

Dongho_MaknaePup: Annd Eli hyung is still using lazy language.

AJ_KittyBoy: Bless his nonexsistent soul before he goes to wherever after Hoonie hyung does... something.

Pigeon_Man: Whaddaya mean sumthin’?

AJ_KittyBoy: I dunno.

Soohyun20: PROTECT YOUR MANHOOD!

Pigeon_Man: LOL Leadr hyung. LMAO. Whatta joke!

Sunghyun_Kev: Hyung means it, you know?

Pigeon_Man: Well wat can a bunny do to moi?

Yeo_HoonieMin: I can castrate you.

Dongho_MaknaePup: EWWWWWWWW! Now I see why I shouldn’t participate in adult conversations, even after I’ve hit puberty.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: But won’t you have to... see it?

AJ_KittyBoy: Pfft. What’s there to see?

Sunghyun_Kev: Wait, so have you actually seen it?

Yeo_HoonieMin: I guess all of us have since we’re all dudes... Minus Kevin.

Dongho_MaknaePup: HEY! BACK TO THE NINJUMP SCORES MORONS!

Pigeon_Man: THANK YOU! I have gotten... 1756...

Sunghyun_Kev: Now I’m the one who’s LMAOing.

AJ_KittyBoy: LMFAOing!

Soohyun20: Everyday I’m shufflin’

Yeo_HoonieMin: No.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: Party rockin’s in da house tonight~ My score for Ninjump is 11432~

Yeo_HoonieMin: Hey, you could actually fit that in with the tune for the song.

Soohyun20: Hey, how come you dissed me when I sang, yet you didn’t when Kiseop did?

Pigeon_Man: He says that he can only think of how horrible your English pronunciation would be saying it.  

Soohyun20: Yah!

Dongho_MaknaePup: Guys! Ninjump!

Yeo_HoonieMin: Well your English is horrible!

Soohyun20: But it’s way better than yours. Who says ‘I like you’ so randomly these days?

Yeo_HoonieMin: I do! What are you going to do about it?

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: OMONA! IS THIS THE BREAK UP OF SOOHOON?!

AJ_KittyBoy: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmyGOD!

Dongho_MaknaePup: Guys! Yahhh~

AJ_KittyBoy: But won’t they die? Soohoon is very much supported.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: I know right? But the strange thing is, is that some people ship us with other people. Take that 12 year old’s fan fiction we *ahem*CannotStopReading*ahem* for example. She ships me with Soohyun.

Soohyun20: I think I know which 12 year old y