Chapter 4: Sing-a-thons, Pancakes and the ‘Lazy Language’

(The next night, after Kiseop's plea for help...)

Dongho_MaknaePup has signed in.

Pigeon_Man has signed in.

AJ_KittyBoy has signed in.

Soohyun20 has signed in.

Sunghyun_Kev has signed in.

Yeo_HoonieMin: has signed in.

Sunghyun_Kev: Ughhhhh. My head.

Pigeon_Man: Howz it goin’ Kev? Howz ur hed?

AJ_KittyBoy: Can you please type properly?

Soohyun20: Yeah, you seem like a teenage girl when you type like that.

Pigeon_Man: Wats rong wid dis typin?

AJ_KittyBoy: You sound like a foreigner.

Yeo_HoonieMin: He is a foreigner.

Pigeon_Man: Come on, why u dissin’ my lazy language? It’s awsm.

AJ_KittyBoy: ...

Soohyun20: ...                                              

Kev_Sunghyun: ...

Dongho_MaknaePup: ...

Yeo_HoonieMin: ...

Pigeon_Man: Jwiyeah.

Sunghyun_Kev: I’m going to sleep since I still feel like .

Kevin signed out before he set the laptop on his bedside table and plopped himself onto his bed, knocking out almost immediately.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy has signed in.

Soohyun20: Heyo!

Dongho_MaknaePup: I thought hyung knew how to speak Japanese.

Pigeon_Man: Whaddaya mean?

Dongho_MaknaePup: Well, it’s not meant to be ‘heyo’, it’s meant to be ‘Ohayo’.

AJ_KittyBoy: Isn’t it ‘Ohio’?

Yeo_HoonieMin: Isn’t Ohio is a state in America?

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: WHY MEEEEE~?

Soohyun20: Uh oh.

AJ_KittyBoy: What?

Soohyun20: T-that wavy thing! Hoon...

AJ_KittyBoy: What about the wavy thing.

Yeo_HoonieMin: You children should know that I DO NOT tolerate whining, meaning I DO NOT accept the wavy things.

Dongho_MaknaePup: Hyung, shouldn’t you cut Kiseop some slack? He was molested by a drunk Kevin last night, and he fainted.

Pigeon_Man: Jwiyeah! Cut da homie sum slack dawg!

Yeo_HoonieMin: Imma shove the dawg up your arse if you keep typing like that.

AJ_KittyBoy: BURRRRN BALD EAGLE!!

Soohyun20: Reading fanfiction again, are we?

AJ_KittyBoy: Yes, yes I am. And to think that Eli was my brother in it. And that Eli thought he’d look gangster if he dyed his hair red. And that Kevin was able to tackle him.

Yeo_HoonieMin: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! What fanfiction is this?

AJ_KittyBoy: One that a 12 year old made.

Yeo_HoonieMin: Oh boy I’ve got to read this. Link. Now. Gimmee.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~

Dongho_MaknaePup: Why are you even online if you’re going to be crying the whole time?

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy: ... I dunno. I need sleep.

Kiseop_Mama’sBoy has signed out.

Soohyun20: I think it’s best if we go to sleep now so we can sleep longer tomorrow. We have no schedule.

AJ_KittyBoy: YESSSSSSS!

Pigeon_Man: I’m off.

Dongho_MaknaePup: Me too.

Yeo_HoonieMin: Byyyyeeee~

Pigeon_Man: YOU ARE A FREAKIN’ HYPOCRITE!!!

Yeo_HoonieMin: EXCUUUUUSE’ MOI! I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT A ING HIPPO!

Pigeon_Man: …Eh?

Yeo_HoonieMin: THE NERVE OF THIS DUMB BIRD. I AM NOT A HIPPO IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!!

(The next morning...)

“Hyung.”

Kevin groaned and rolled over in his bed.

“Hyung, wake up.”

He continued to feign sleep, refusing to get up at the wee hour of ten o’clock on his day off.

“Kevin-ah!” This time, it was AJ who spoke, followed by Soohyun.

“Kevin, get up!”

When he failed to respond, he heard sleepy footsteps shuffle into the room and over to his bed.

“Hungry.” Eli stated, clearly pre-coffee.

“Working on it, Pigeon. Kevin, get up!”

Kevin then felt someone sit on sit back, flannel pajama pants warming his bare flesh.

“Eli, how does that help ANYTHING?”

Eli mumbled incoherently to himself before he rolled off the other side of the blonde's bed, landing gracefully onto the floor.

“Guys, why don’t you let the poor kid sleep and get some cereal or something? We don’t have a schedule today for once.”

“Hoon, shut it. Kevin, get up.”

He kept his eyes shut against his pillow, not planning on letting the other guys win too easily.

“Oh, now it’s on, sweetie. AJ, go get… something.”

Kevin heard AJ’s footsteps retreat in search of 'something', while the others murmured to each other. Evil-sounding cackles were common, and he sighed inwardly.

“Kevin, I know you’re awake, so I’m just going to apologize on behalf of those four for doing this to you.” Hoon sighed from the corner of the room.

Within the next few minutes, everything in the dorm that could be easily lifted was being thrown at Kevin, forcing him to take