After a long dreadfull few months of concerts and tours the exo members finally had a break to relax and have fun. 

'Ok since we're all here! lets drink some soju and get drunk again!" xiumin said while he takes out a few bottles from the fridge!

'I agree! lets have fun and kiss each other and mak- i mean talk and really have real deep taalks' chanyeol said looking all innocently'

'Yes lets!!' chen agreed 'Wait what?? 'chen then looked at chanyeol wierdly

' Ok Im in!!' lay said while flopping his on the floor with others

'Do we have snacks! we cant drink without snacks!' kai said

'Calm down of course we have snacks!' Baekyeon said

'Guys dont drink too much! you  know what happened the last time we got drunk!' D.o said 

'Yeess ummma' everyone cooed and D.o just glared at them

And the chaos begins!

'Ok ok lets play 1 truth and 2 liee! YO' Baekhyun said excitedly while pointing at himself  'Me first MEE!'

Everyones attention was  all on him, they were completely drunk!

'Ok onee I haaate BACON'

'TWO.. Im pregnaaant! amd three! Im about to vomit and ya'll going to cleaan itt! 'baekhyun ended while laughing' everyone stared at him wierdly, chanyeol started slapping his arm for being wierd'

'WHY WOULD YOU BE PREGNAN-' D.O started but was cut off

'NUMBER 2 IS THE TRUUTH! I DUN WANNA CLEAN VOMIIT! NOOPE!' Xiumin said while flopping his cheeks on the table

'NOPE ITS 3 IT HAS TO BE!' Lay said, 'Wait how many choices are theere??

'NOPE AND NOPE! ITS ACTUALLY NUMBER 1 IS A TRUTTHH

'WHAATT!?' everyone shouted

'BWoyaah How can you hate bacoon!?' kai screeched

'Yo naame is bacooonnn!' 

'Okay so the other day we were at the luxury hotel right?" suho said

'Yeah wasnt it great?' kai said

'Not really great'

'Eh? wae'

'Well i needed to pass  gass'

'And?'

'The music was so loud sooo i did it'

'But then realised i had headphones on'

'Omg! that was you! good one-' kai got interupted by D.O

' You shaame! IM FART SHAMING YOU!  FART SHAAMIINGG!' D.o shouted drunkly while pointing a finger at Suho

'Love is dead!, it never existed!. All you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread!' chen complained while flopping his cheeks on the cold table top

'Are you okay?' Sehun asked

'My cat ate my freaking garlic breaad!'

'You dont have a caat!' Xiumin shouted from the kitchen laughing

"Theres nothing more ier than a guy playing guitar!' Beakhyun said

' A girl playing guitar!' lay added

'A tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar!'

'Trying to strum with its tiny arms, fueled with rage and an inner desire to roooock!' baekhyun added while throwing a fist into the air 

'The other day i burnt my hand on my lamp trying to turn it off! LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GET YOU 3RD DEGREE BURN THIS IS BULLCRAP!' Suho raged

'Maybe you should go outside and use natural sunlight instead of running your lamp 24hours  straight, then that wouldnt happen!' Xiumin suggested, Suho looked at him annoyed 

'Ohh  Im sorry, next time  at 3 am ill wake the sun SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT!" Suho snapped and raged,  Xiumin slowly back away feeling scared. 

'My has alot in common with the sun' kai suddenly said

'Yeah, nodbody likes looking  at it directly' D.O said 

'It gives people cancer?' Xiumin added

'YAH Whoa whoaa whoaaa!' 

'Raises as the crack of dawn?' Sehun burst out laughing after 

'Thats not what i-'

'It dissapears at night?' Lay added laughing with sehun

'Direct exposure often leads to nasty case of sunburnt' Baekhyun added and laughed too

'Nobody will ever  touch it?' chen  said rolling on the floor

'It needs to stay approximately 92,960,00 miles away from me' Chanyeol said,  Everyone shouted 'DAAYMM' while laughing their head off, Kai rolled on the floor feeling defeated and laughing too.

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