“Hi, Joonji. Good to see you, again. We’re in the same class, aren’t we?” he said, with that stupid smirk,

“Wassup Hoseok. Ma swaggin’ bro!” he said, hi-5-ing  Hoseok, so he is.

“Yeah, Wassup, Yoongi. Ma swaggin’ bro!” hoseok said, as they starts to do some of the stupid greetings.

“srsly what the hell are you guys doing” I said,

“Easy, jeey! Your boyfr----“ but then Yoongi slapped him in the back,

“No, not your boyfriend. I mean your BESTFRIEND just transferred here..” I just glared at him on anger,

“You know Yoongi, Hoseok, I hate you guys. So. Much.” I snapped at them then put my hands on the desk,

“Aww, Park Joonji.. we love you too!” they said at the same time, and starts hugging me like a couple of 6 years old gay boy who share a teddy bear hugs. And looks like I’m the teddy bear. Ew. They hugged me for.. 2 minutes? Or even 3?

I sighed, “WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING I CAN’T BREATHE YOU GUYS ARE SO TY NOW GTFO MY BODY YOU DOUBLE E!” I said, making the half of whole class looked at us.

Soojung, Hoseok's cousin (and my bestfriend too) starred at me with a ‘what-are-you-doing-park-joonji’ face and mouthing “What are they doing? Are they falling for you? How sweet, 2 guys are falling for you! Is that Yoongi? He transferred here? And my cousin? Man, WTF are they doing? Are they gonna took your ity?!”,

“I don’t know what are they doing, they’re stupid. NO. DEFINITELY THEY AREN’T FALLING FOR ME. MAYBE THEY GOT THOSE MENTAL DISEASES. Oh man, I hate this! okay, Soojung I’ll come to your house afterschool to tell you something! NO NO NO. THEY’RE NOT GONNA TOOK MY ITY OR ELSE!” I mouthed her, then she nodded.

“seriously guys, you need to stop. I can’t ing breathe” I snapped them, then they’re stopped.

“are you guys tryna to kill me? I can’t even breathing” I said, without looking at one of them,

“Yeah hahahaha, you know, we are your bestfriend, so we should show you how much we love you *as my girlfriend, not yoongi’s girl!* haha, right Yoongi?” hoseok said,

“Yeah! Hoseok’s right! Take it easy, we’re just your best friend! *yeah, Hoseok, she’s mine. Not yours* ahahaha” Yoongi continued,

“WTF Yoongi. You’re my enemy. Since we’re on the first day of school, on the Elementary.” I said, glared at him. I  can feel Hoseok is giggling,

“Well can you changed my title? I wanna be your bestie! Peuhweasee, I’ll change!” he said with his puppy-eyes, but I think it’s not puppy-eyes, it’s poop-y-eyes.

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i sighed, “whatever. K, you can be my bestfriend. But if you annoys me, don’t regret it cause I can cut your balls off or even pull your hair to death. Anytime.” I said,

“Understand, bestie!” he said, he looks very happy now. But I think I feel a negative aura from hoseok(?). but, WTF did I just said that? Min Yoongi is NOT MY BESTFRIEND.

(A/N) : Hi guys! You know while writing this, my heart is trembling (?) NO NO HAHAHA. at first, i think Soojung should be Joonji's cousin, but then Joonji's family name is 'Park', not 'Jung'. So i decided to make Soojung as J-Hope's cousin ^^ please comment and subscribe ~(^.^ )~ ~( ^.^ )~ ~( ^.^)~ Jeongmal Gomawoyo~