ARASHI in SPACE

Description

Author: Queeny
Translator: Me
Genre: Science Fiction, Adventure, Humor
Length: Multi-chapter
Status: Complete
Synopsis: "Arashi find themselves in another dimension where they don't exist. Now they have to seek for their lookalikes in the other dimension because only they can help them return home.
At the end of their journey they meet someone they don't want to meet at all ;) "i

Foreword

One day, Johnny, or one of his messengers – to be exact, informed Arashi that they are going to have a concert tour to Europe. First of all they were to go to France. Of course, Arashi don't take an ordinary plane, they took a prive Johnny's-plane with a limited number of people. In fact, there were only seven people on the plane – Arashi,  the pilot, and the steward. Arashi were flying in the sky and doing stupid things when suddenly the steward pulled a M-16 gun and pointed it at them.

"It's a hijack!" he screamed with a Middle-Eastern accent. "Don't dare to move away if you want to stay alive!"

"What do you mean a hijack?" Matsujun rebelled and got up. Aiba grabbed his shirt and tried to pull him back down.

"It means that now the plane is flying toward Saudi Arabia and not to France!" the Arab said and pointed his gun at Matsujun's forehead. Matsujun sat back down.

Meanwhile, the pilot was busy with the radio, he reported to the control tower the plane is under hijacking. The Arab pounded the pilot's head with the gun's , and he fell on the floor. But Arashi heard that he was able to connect to the control tower, because they answered and said that they already on their way to help them.

And indeed, they were quick. Arahi saw a military aircraft coming toward them with drawn cannons. The terrorist sat down in the pilot's seat and pushed a button that drew out the cannons of Arahi's Johnny's-plane. They blinked. Since when an ordinary airliner has cannons? Well, sometimes Johnny has crazes. The two airplanes started shooting each other, and missed each other. Untill one of the military aircraft's shots collided with one of the shots from the Johnny's-plane. Both of the planes got damaged and started diving toward the ground. The Arab was focused in trying to take control over the airplane, and didn't notice Nino who came from behind him with the abandoned gun. Nino knocked the terrorist's head and he passed out.

"Anybody knows how to fly a plane?" Nino asked.

"Not me," Ohno answered.

"You don't count, you don't even have a driving licence."

"Hey, there're parachutes here!" Aiba called and picked up a yellow rectangular package.

They decided to slump down. Each of them took a parachute (the pilot who already woke up too), they opened the door and jumped.

They found themselves in an open field, near a big city. They started walking toward the city, and when they got there realized that they didn't even leave Japan yet. They just got to Kyoto.

"We need to inform the agency that we are in Kyoto," Nino said. "They should come to pick us. Aiba, ask someone to use his phone."

Aiba nodded and went to look for someone who'll let him make a call. He came back after 10 minutes, and seemed a bit grumpy. "I asked fto make a call from twenty people, and none of them recognized me!"

"Okay, so I'll go ask for a call," Nino said and approached one of the people who passed around them. "Excuse me, you probably know me, I'm Ninomiya Kazunari from Arashi. May I use your cellphone to call Johnny's Entertainment?"

"I'm sorry young man, but I don't know you," the man said apologetically. "And what is Arashi? The town you came from?"

Nino looked surprised. "The group Arashi. You don't know us? We are Johnny's!" he said and pointed at his friends.

"I actually know Johnny's groups, and there's no Arashi. There's KAT-TUN, SMAP, Hey! Say! JUMP and many more, but Arashi – I promise you there isn't!" he got irritated and left.

The exchanged glances and started to feel nervous. It seemed as someone was fooling around with them. They decided to split and ask people for a phone to make a call to the agency. After a while of wanderings, they gathered again.

"Nobody knows me here, " Sho said. "And I met someone who's a fan of Johnny's since she was 5, and she swore with all she holds dear that we just don't exist!"

"Nobody knows me too!" the pilot said.

The ignored him. After that they thought that nothing will come out of it, and told the pilot to tell them anything he knows.

"My name is Subaru, and I'm very interested in the physics of disasters-"

"Not really any thing you know," Matsujun said.  "Only what relevant to us."

"It is relevant," Subaru offended. "So like I said, I have a bit of knowledge in the physics of disasters. I heard that there are occasions when there is a tear in the space-time continuum which causes one to travel forward or backward in time. I think that's what happened to us. The year here is 2012, so I don't think we traveled in time. Therefore what I have to say is that a spatial Sario Rip has occurred here."

"What's that? Some kind of sauce?" Ohno asked.

"No, it's a hole in the space-time," Subaru said.

"Never mind how it's called," Sho said, "What does it mean?"

"It means that we moved to another dimension. Instead of being in our usual dimension where you exist," Subaru explained, "we are in a different dimension, where Arashi never debuted and nobody knows you."

They all stood still and tried to digest the idea.

"So we just don't exist?" Aiba whispered. "We haven't been born? We are erased forever? What a terrible dimension."

"No, no," Subaru reassured him. "Of course you exist. Just not as a group. As individual people."

"This is all good and well," Matsujun said. "But how do we go back to our normal and sane dimension from here?

Subaru thought. "Sario Rip is actually a distortion of reality. Only one of us really is here, in the other dimension, and he imagines the others. So-"

"What you are trying to say is," Nino said sarcastically, because the long explanations were starting to get on his nerves, "that one of us a schizophrenic and the rest are mere ghosts?"

"No!" Subaru exclaimed. "What I was trying to say is that there is only one who is real between us. And I heard a theory that says that if the real person dies, everything goes back to normal."

"Okay, problem solved." Matsujun said and clasped his hand. "Let’s just do a group suicide."

For some reason they didn't like the idea too much.

"Don't forget that it's only a theory," Subaru said uncomfortably.

"Yeah, what if it's not true? We'll all die for nothing." Aiba added.

"Do you have a better idea?"

They paused and thought. Well, at least most of them.

"There's another option, less dangerous," Subaru said. "We need to recreate the Sario Rip. And the only people who can help us recreate the phenomenon without getting hurt are you."

"Well, here we are," Aiba said.

"I mean the other you, the one who lives in this dimension."

"That would be a problem, because we have no idea where we are," Sho said. "If we haven't debuted, it means we quitted JE in one time or another. We have to get information about every Johnny's Junior who ever existed in this dimension, and by that to know how to find ourselves nowadays."

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