PART 2

Sehun twiddles his thumbs while squirming in his seat. Recalling THAT event, he giggles to himself and rubs dat booty all up on the seat (das w0t ppl du wen dey skwerm m ef u dunt, den u werd). Luhan passes by without even a glance, destroying Sehun's inner rave party. "My brain was about to break out the alcohol," he pouts. 

Teacher $w@qq walks up to her desk and yells, "Aight naegas (ahaha I'm not funny) sit you asses down we gon learn shapes. She swiftly does a 180° on the randomly spawned skateboard and starts going off about how great Engrish is and essays and Lard forbid the grammarz. Sehun could not focus, for his eyes were fixated on Luhan's back (da booty being hidden by the friggen chur). Wow were chairs always dis r00d Sehun thought as he continued staring at Luhan's back. 

"HEY!" Lay yells, pushing Sehun onto Nyan Cat. Nyan Cat freaks out and goes number 2 (haha poopoo) onto his head. "Ty bb" Sehun mutters, narrowing his eyes at Lay, who fights down the giggles. "I was asking your idea on the prejerct that she assignedddedededddddddd" Lay defended.
Lay must be in need of da D Sehun thought. "Well, I think it should be about Lu-"
"NO WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN! REMEMBER LAST YEAR?"
Sehun leaned back as he magically teleported back into his seat, remembering the last project he did with Lay. The project was practically a thing of worship to Senpai, who slept throughout the whole thing (r00d but he got da booty so is k). "K fine what do you want it to be on?"
Lay tapped his chin with his finger before mumbling, "I was thinking of Nyan Cat but you scurred him awae-"
"No Lay das not $w@qqy enough. We gotta b $w@qqy to impr0ss Lu Senpai!"
Lay groaned and rolled like a buffalo, whining " he isn't MY Senpaiiiiiiiii"
"WELL HE'S MINE AND DAS ET"
"…f-fg I will fight you"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T GULL I WILL SLAP DAT "
"1v1 mi"
"I got Senpai, 2v1 u"
Teacher gets pissed "SHADDUP LADIES AND GTFO TO DA OFFECE"

Sehun look to Lulu
Lulu dun notice
Sese crie erytim
He crie so hard he crie single tear
Because he is man, unlike Luhan who shed many tears. Srsly Sehun thinks of brushing him coz he shed so much

（；￣ェ￣ ）

Sehun run to sk00l
Not coz he 2cool4skool, but coz he Kouhai, so he trie 2 b "KAWAIIIIIIIII" *pewdiepie flies off into distance*
He rush with toast in mouth, mouth is kat mouth. He trip and fall onto none other than Senpai.
dokidokidokidokidokidokidokidoki
"O!RUL82?" Senpai asks instead of "GETTOFF MI FATTY"
Sehun is surprise
So heart
Many doki
Such feels
Wow
"ㅋㅋㅋ ur a qt sumtiem"
"Wow how u do dat?" Sehun is amaze.
"Du w0t?"
"Du mi! I MEAN the kieuk? How do u speech?"
"I'm just 3fab5u" Luhan states as he runs off.
Sehun whips out whip cream can. Inhale gas. Get real hi. "Duuuuued senpai noticed mi"

（；￣ェ￣ ）wtf am i duin

Sehun is blindfolded by… a thong? Before he can question, he feel needle pierce sk1n and inject drugs.
He wake up, in white empty room. He confused. Very Psyduck. Luhan appears on ceiling. Palms sweaty. Knees weak. It's falling out of his pockets already. Mom's spaghetti. 

"I was just keeping spiderbro safe" he explain. Jump down. Pin Sehun. Lean in and ear with lizard tongue. Whispers
"Ried mi"
Sehun is on top of Luhan. "HYAAH" he yells as Luhan gallops through wall. They gallop thru Seoul, until they see B1A4. Luhan rears up, making Sehun slide into large puddle. Sehun emerges, "Splish splash, I'm takin' a bath~" B1A4 stare oddly.
"R u ok der m8?"
"Ye im A-Okie"
"Whaddya duin out hear in da country?" dey ask
Lu and Se look at each other. "THE COUNTRY?"
Sehun bends over. Luhan mounts. 

They ride off into the sunset.