My husband and son + PMS = disaster

.. Exo Short Stories ..

You ft. Kris

One Fine Spring Morning

                     I am having my monthly pms .. oh crap .. my stomach is so hurt .. it's hurt like hell ..

i am not taking any pain killer because my mom said that it is not good for your health .. so i just keep endure it ..

i feel so uncomfortable from sit to lying on my back to running around our bedroom to jumping on the bed and then i feel my energy decrease , so i curl myself into small pluffy ball .. i want to sleep .. slowly i drift to dreamland .. but then i heard a shouting from downstairs ..i want to yell at him but i dont have mood to do that..so i just ignored it .. i know it's my beloved husband .. yeah u know kris .. untill the door burst harshly with a furious and worried Kris .. i expect him to hug me so that my pain will completely go away or at least reduce a bit .. but otherwise he shaking my body ..

   Kris : honey , where is our son ? did you see him ? i am afraid that someone will kidnapped him . yeah u know he                  is very cute ?  *oh not again*

    Me  : Oppa i'm not in the mood to have a childish fighting with you ..

    Kris  : mworago ? childish ? okay , fine..yeah i know you love someone that is matured and cute+handsome       right?

    Me   : mworago ?

    Kris  ; Mworago (mocking) .. yeah i know from start that you love your chilhood friend right ?

    Me   :  ...............  ( stared blankly at Kris with drop jaw )

    Kris  : why are you staring at me like that ? I know i am very handsome right .. okay .. back to the topic .. you like Sehunnie right ?

    Me  : yeah i like Sehunnie .. I like him very much onl

      Then i heard the door slammed hardly .. yes .. he is jealous ..tha's mean he love me .. yeah yeah .. then i go to the bathroom to take a morning fresh bath .. then i change into a comfortable clothes .. yeah i have task to do ..first find our  cute son .. i go to downstair then i found our son on the small coach at the living room .. i facepalm .. aish your appa why can't he see you on this open space .. where is his eyes .. is he find using knee .. haish ..task one complete .. i placed him on our bedroom ..

       okay move to second task .. cooking ..kris like someone that can cook .. his cheesyline "i'm falling in love at the first sight when you serve me dessert and it is so sweet like your smile " (i mocking him ) .. i go straight to the kitchen and see kris with stern face looking at the window but wait .. i can see that he is crying soundless ..hehehe..he love me..aww i'm so happy..i hug him from behind and kiss his wet cheek..he is surprised but he ignores me .. i dont feel sad about that because i know he love me .. after that .. we eat silently .. i'm not used with the surrounding .. it weird .. because he will always have a topic to talk .. but i'm on alert that i can see from my corner eyes that he is looking at me but with a worried expression ..i break the silence with mocking him "why are you staring at me like that ? i know , i am very beautiful right ? with that words i go to the sink and wash dish .. task two complete...

         Third task .. make him calm .. I can see that he is walking back and forth at the living room .. i said " oppa can you sit and stay  calm .. it make my brain dizzy you know ? " .. and i go to the nearer table .. suddenly i feel a tight grip at my wrist .. and he said " how can i stay calm when my girl like someone else ? " .. my heart flutter even more when i heard my girl (wow he totally forget about his cute son) .. i cupped his face while tip toed *he is so tall , i barely 160* .. and said my magic words   " oppa , honey ,darling , hubby , sweetheart , yeobo , jagiya , handsome husband i love you so much .. no one can reduce my love for you .. not even BIG as atom , proton or neutron .. i love you " .. i can see that his face brighten .. yeah that magic words always affect him , i know that .. i yelp when he suddenly pull me as chirped I love you to honey and shower my face with kiss and leave saliva trace as the prove but i dont care because it sweet .. then after a moment his kiss become slower and stop ..i can feeel his body tense .. he is frowning .. "but you said that you like sehunnie very much.. i know that you like sehunnie from the beginning..but i am so selfish .. i am become your relationship intrud ".. i stop him talking nonsense with a slow but a passionate yet sweet kiss..his body become relax .. then he shrieked when i smack his head .."oppa why did you said that .. it make me sad you know .. i said that i like sehun not love him and for your information he have a girlfriend ..huh i bet you put your ears at your knee .. oh speaking about knee i have something for you ".. I leave him with a blank face and run to our bedroom and take our son ..kris murmur is she want to give a knee kick like last time when i accidently touch his chest area before we are married .. oh i dont want that .. it hurt so much ..yeah i admit that my wife is a brutal yet childish type..

     Me  :  Oppa i have something for you (and give our son to his hold .. he is very2 happy)

     Kris : OMG..ACE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN .. I'M AFRAID THAT SOMEONE KIDNAPPED YOU..

 

  At Exo-k house

 Sehun is having breakfast with Chanyeol , Baekhyun and Kyungsoo .. suddenly he choked his food

  Chanyeol  :  I think there is someone gossiping you early in the morning ..hehehe

  Sehun : yeah i think so .. who is this brat that dare to gossip about me this early ( fact; sehun is have a bad tempered in the morning )

  Kyungsoo : maknae .. language .. language ( shout from the living room )

  Baekhyun : wah ..daebak kyungsoo .. not only have an owl eyes but also have a cat ears .. can u imagine kyungsoo's face

  Kyungsoo :  I heard that ..

 

THE END FOR KRIS ONESHOT STORIES

 

 

 

Anyeong..hi..

thanks 4 reading and subscride and comment too..

ARRGGGHHHHHH  Ace is so cute ..

this story also don't have a draft

idea come to me at 3a.m ..

Have anice day

 

 

    

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stephanie1138 #1
Chapter 2: It is so funny
ashliliexo #2
Chapter 2: LUHAN/ WHEN HE MARRIED A BLIND GIRL (OC) / FLUFF/ SWEET SCENARIO

PLEASE AUTHORNIM *BBUING BBUING KEKEKEKE <3
Gilliocato #3
I like this idea, update soon, neh? ^^