Kris Wu: The Awkward Life

Description

Sometimes, the life of a super attractive Chinese giant can be really awkward.

Take Kris Wu, for example.

There are times when his life happens to be really, really awkward.

And it's all because of this one girl; Kim Soori.

Don't believe me? Take a look.

Foreword

Awkward Moment One:

Soori: "My drawings are really good. Hey, hey, oppa! Wanna see?"

Kris: "... My drawings are better."

Soori: "But, oppa, you don't understand. I have TALENT. TAL-ENT. You know? A special skill that I have but you don't?"

Awkward Moment Two:

Soori: "Sometimes I really love food."

Kris: "... Wonderful."

Soori: "There are times when I even wish to marry it."

Kris: "... That's great."

Soori: "Even more than wanting to marry Kris oppa!"

Kris: "..."

Chen: "That's just weird."

And finally, Awkward Moment Three:

Soori: "Perfect! That's the perfect space!"

Kris: "... The picture is on your ceiling; right above your bed."

Soori: "I know! Don't you think it's a wonderful spot to put your picture? You can be the first person I see in the morning, and last at night!"

And you wanna know what's most awkward?

It's that Soori happens to do this only when Kris is around.

But whatcha gonna do?

Author's Note:

Hey guys! So I told you that I'd be writing a happy Kris story and here it is~ ^^ The Awkward Life of Kris Wu! :D I just randomly came up with it and now I'm super excited to write it~ ^^ :D I try to be funny, but usually it comes out as a fail (as you can see from above) lol. But yeah~ ^^ I hope you all support me by subscribing, commenting, and maybe even upvoting? ^^

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Credit Info;

Thank you so much to BABYPIXEL TRAILER SHOPE for the insanely wonderful trailer! <3

Thank you to ` the V I O L E T box for the fantastic posters! :D