Conversation #5

When SNSD Text Each Other

funnysunnybunny has signed in.

MidgetsFtw~ has signed in.

theseabstho~! has signed in.

MidgetsFtw~: hi bunny

funnysunnybunny: hi taengoo

theseabstho~!: I C HOW IT IS, NO FKING HI TO ME OK THEN GO FK URSELF

MidgetsFtw~: shut up yul, i was just gonna say hi

theseabstho~!: oh. lolhi

funnysunnybunny: -.- idiot

PinkFanyFany has signed in.

funnysunnybunny: hi fany.

PinkFanyFany: Hey Sunny. How's you're English?

funnysunnybunny: Getting better.

MidgetsFtw~: ok ok no english

theseabstho~!: u guys are like my gf when shes talking with her friend. english english

PinkFanyFany: Well, Americans are Americans.

IceBabyIce: has signed in.

PinkFanyFany: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

MidgetsFtw~: O DUDE THT IS AN AWESOME SYMBOL

PinkFanyFany: Ikr, just copy and paste it.

MidgetsFtw~: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

theseabstho~!: HEY I WANT IN TOO (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

IceBabyIce: Tiff?

funnysunnybunny: dont tell me u guys still didnt make up.

PinkFanyFany: .... Hi Jessi c:

MidgetsFtw~: O THNK GOD

theseabstho~!: now i dont have to listen to sica whine

IceBabyIce: oh shut up Yul

OMNOMZFOOD has signed in.

movetothebeat~ has signed in.

movetothebeat~: fdsioghrueovnonr u wont guess what i saw.

theseabstho~!: wat?

movetothebeat~: SEOHYUN WAZ FLIRTING WITH YONGHWA

MidgetsFtw~: excuse me *drinks water* *spits out dramatically* WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OMNOMZFOOD: yeah, i didn't believe it either until i saw it.

PinkFanyFany: Are you sure?

IceBabyIce: i saw yoong flirting with some guy tho.. and seo was with me.

SergeantSeororo has signed in.

funnysunnybunny: OMG SEOBABY R U OK?!

SergeantSeororo: Huh?

PinkFanyFany: Was Yoona flirting with someone?

SergeantSeororo: ...Yes.

PinkFanyFany: Okay, I'll be right back, Jessi you're helping me.

PinkFanyFany is now away.

IceBabyIce is now away.

OMNOMZFOOD: is about to get down.

movetothebeat~: so tell us young maknae, why were you flirting with yonghwa?

SergeantSeororo: ...

PinkFanyFany is no longer away.

IceBabyIce is no longer away.

MidgetsFtw~: u were trying get yoong jealous werent u.

PinkFanyFany: You did a good job Seo, Yoona is sulking.

theseabstho~!: seohyun, just go have make up .

OMNOMZFOOD: ive lost my appetite

movetothebeat~: i feel you sooyoungie.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU! has signed in.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: GOD DAMN IT UNNIE, THAT HURT!

PinkFanyFany: Sorry, I just had to punch you after making Seohyun feel bad.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Wait what?

funnysunnybunny: u were flirting with that guy!

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: What guy?

IceBabyIce: the guy in the lobby yesterday

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Oh my God, he was just a friend!

SergeantSeororo: I don't think a "friend" would kiss you on the cheek and say "bye love you babe."

theseabstho~!: dam.

movetothebeat~: wait wat, wtf yoong

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: OKAY, that happened! But I don't love him and he just did that out of no where okay? I haven't even talked to him at all since that happened!

PinkFanyFany: ....... T_T (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

SergeantSeororo: Are you done with your small rant?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Yes.

SergeantSeororo: Good, because now I get to say something. I don't care if you don't love him, and I don't care if he did that out of no where. Next time just say goodbye, wave to him and ing leave. I don't care if you actually do love him, I just don't want you to get into another scandal. You already have a ton of haters, I don't want you to get any more.

MidgetsFtw~: oml, SEOBABY U ARE SO SELFLESS, I JUST WANT TO HUG U AND CRY TEARS OF JOY

funnysunnybunny: tht was deep.

PinkFanyFany: Jessi, I need a hug.

IceBabyIce: ill give you one later.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: ...Wow.  I can't believe you're still thinking about me like that. Look, I swear I won't do anything like that again okay?

SergeantSeororo: Okay.

theseabstho~!: FHAKDLFNBNFE OMG THIS PICTURE IS FJAGIRWPG

OMNOMZFOOD: what pic?

theseabstho~!: THOSE LEGS AND THT ITS SO Y

MidgetsFtw~: WAIT WAT LET ME SEE

funnysunnybunny: o god.

theseabstho~!: File Sent (5.6 mb)

movetothebeat~: ANFDIWENRVN OMG WTFFFFFFFFF

MidgetsFtw~: *nosebleed*

funnysunnybunny: ok thts it NO FOR A MONTH

MidgetsFtw~: WAIT NO BABY I SWEAR ILL MAKE IT UP TO U

PinkFanyFany: Jessi, if you don't want to sleep on the couch for 2 months, then you better not open the file.

IceBabyIce: didnt even think about it, your is ier.

SergeantSeororo: ... Yoong.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: I swear I didn't open the file.

PinkFanyFany: And Yuri, I do know your girlfriend.

theseabstho~!: WAIT FANY ILL DO THE DISHES FOR A MONTH

PinkFanyFany: Two months.

theseabstho~!: ONE AND A HALF

PinkFanyFany: Deal.

IceBabyIce: nice babe.

MidgetsFtw~: yesssssss no dishes for a month and a halffffff

funnysunnybunny: too bad u still have no for a month

MidgetsFtw~: COME ON, I MEAN IF U OPENED THE FILE U PROB GET A NOSEBLEED TOO

OMNOMZFOOD: probably not, sunny isnt a byun like you

movetothebeat~: thts true.

MidgetsFtw~: well ok, u know im a god its all on you.

funnysunnybunny: ...damn it.

PinkFanyFany: *facepalm* You're kidding right?

MidgetsFtw~: ur fault sunny~

funnysunnybunny: hold on a minute let me copy and paste.

funnysunnybunny: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

theseabstho~!: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

PinkFanyFany: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ )

MidgetsFtw~: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ) wait lol i dont need to paste this.

funnysunnybunny: i take back the punishment, but seriously, if u fcking do tht again no for two months.

MidgetsFtw~: yesssss

SergeantSeororo: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ) KKKKKKKKKKK MYYYYYY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

MidgetsFtw~: holy

funnysunnybunny: shes not drunk right?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Seobaby?

SergeantSeororo: MY PARENTS WANT TO SEE ME AND YOU GAVE ME A ING HICKEY AND IT'S STILL NOT GONE

theseabstho~!: time to clean woops come*

OMNOMZFOOD: ... *shiver*

PinkFanyFany: It's better to come clean now.

IceBabyIce: yea.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: .. Seohyun? What do you want to do?

SergeantSeororo: .. I think I have to tell them.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Do you want me to come with you?

SergeantSeororo: Please?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Okay, we should get ready.

SergeantSeororo has signed out.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU! has signed out.

PinkFanyFany: ... WHIPPED

MidgetsFtw~: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHIDHWIN#VRKMOQPLSMDDVKNENRIHBP#@T$T%

theseabstho~!: u wuld be whipped if sunny had to tell her parents

MidgetsFtw~: ... touche

funnysunnybunny: they wont have to find out yet tho.

PinkFanyFany: You're gonna jinx it Sunny.

IceBabyIce: yea 5000 won sunny jinxes it

theseabstho~!: o let me in on this bet. 10000 won sunny jinxes it

OMNOMZFOOD: 20000 won.

MidgetsFtw~: hey hey guys, stop it 

MidgetsFtw~: im betting 50000 won

movetothebeat~: wow, way to go tae

funnysunnybunny: if u guys are wrong i get 85000 won if i dont jinx it

PinkFanyFany: *Facepalm*

movetothebeat~: fany, i think we r the only sane members left

PinkFanyFany: Definitely.

 

AN: SOOOO LONG TIME NO SEE~ sike muttaas. its only been like three days, but YEAH I FOUND THIS CONVERSATION AND I WAS LIKE YASSSSS I DONT NEED TO RESTART. i hope you like it teehee. im gonna give you guys puns every update kay?

a curling iron is a permanent solution to a hairy problem

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA if u guys dont understand that, ur missing out on some funny .

 

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howlshimazu
#1
it’s been so long since i last read this story
Jeti48 #2
I really enjoy reading it.... Since JeTi was here... Kekekke...
AsukaEnergetic
#3
Chapter 12: Those erted BIATCHEZ all around! XD
JewlTiffany
#4
Chapter 12: Jeti jeti jeti
soosunXD
#5
Chapter 12: HAH HA H HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-not from lesbeans
151Kamii
#6
Chapter 12: ey man! You simply do not end up the convo like this...life is brutal or simply you are. Dammit. I guess I need to wait
fetyyy
#7
Chapter 12: Omaigod . Even with just reading their username, u got me lol author ! LMAO ! Seriously u're the best :D
HYOYEONzxc
#8
Chapter 12: This is seriously funny lmao. made my day XD
thanks for updating!