Conversation #2

When SNSD Text Each Other

theseabstho~! has signed in.

OMNOMZFOOD has signed in.

movetothebeat~ has signd in.

theseabstho~!: EYYYYYYYY wassup guyz

movetothebeat~: suppppppppp

OMNOMZFOOD: shut up yuri.

theseabstho~!: oh , sum1's on their period.

movetothebeat~: shut the fck up yul, shes not in a good mood.

theseabstho~!: sayz the person who is swearing at me.

OMNOMZFOOD: she has a point hyo.

movetothebeat~: ....

funnysunnybunny has signed in.

funnysunnybunny: hey guys.

movetothebeat~: hey sunny.

OMNOMZFOOD: were you and Tae fighting or sumthing?

funnysunnybunny: i dont want to talk about it.

theseabstho~!:thnk god for me, im so freeeeeeeeeee from drama.

funnysunnybunny: you know what, im coming over there to beat your .

movetothebeat~: GO SUNNY

OMNOMZFOOD: KILL EM

theseabstho~!: shes not coming lol.

movetothebeat~: i heard the door open.

theseabstho~!: OH MY GOD

OMNOMZFOOD: GO BUNNY KILL HERRRRRR

theseabstho~!: HELP ME YOU ES GOD DAMN IT

theseabstho~! has signed off.

movetothebeat~: we just started this conversation and has gone down.

OMNOMZFOOD: sigh.

funnysunnybunny: wheres yoong and seobaby.

movetothebeat~: seo's in her room, want me to go get her?

funnysunnybunny: yea sure.

movetothebeat~ is now Away.

OMNOMZFOOD: what did you and tae fight about?

funnysunnybunny: tae was being a ing byuntae again, but literally she was staring at the girls right in front of me.

OMNOMZFOOD: sigh, i wish you good luck in your future years.

MidgetsFtw~ has signed in.

funnysunnybunny: oh my god.

OMNOMZFOOD: wow was the a coincidence or just karma?

funnysunnybunny: i dont even know.

movetothebeat~ is no longer Away.

movetothebeat~: OH MAH GAWD YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST FCKING SAW.

MidgetsFtw~: wht did u see?

movetothebeat~: I OPENED THE DOOR AND OMG MY INNOCENT EYES, THEY NEED TO GET BLEACHED.

OMNOMZFOOD: im guessing yoona and seohyun were ing each other.

funnysunnybunny: that explains why i heard hyo say oh my god just loud enough for me to hear.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU! has signed in.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: HYOYEON WHAT THE HELL DON'T YOU ING KNOCK.

movetothebeat~: ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR DOOR WASN'T LOCKED.

SergeantSeororo has signed in.

funnysunnybunny: Seohyun, make sure to lock your doors from now on okay?

SergeantSeororo:Yes unnie..

MidgetsFtw~: actually wasnt yoona really earlier?

theseabstho~! has signed in.

theseabstho~!: SUNNY DO U KNOW HOW MUCH MY FACE HURTS.

OMNOMZFOOD: actually that explains why i saw yoona sliding her hand between seohyun's OH MY GOD.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: OH MY GOD SOOYOUNG SHUT THE UP.

theseabstho~!: woah wtf did i walk into..

PinkFanyFany has signed in.

IceBabyIce has signed in.

OMNOMZFOOD: OH MY GOD SOMEONE TAKE OUT MY BRAIN. I CANT BELIEVE I SAW YOONA DO THAT TO OUR POOR MAKNAE

IceBabyIce: wtf did yoona do to seobaby?

PinkFanyFany: Yoona, I swear to God if you did something bad to her, I will slit your throat and throw you in the Han River.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD TO HER I SWEAR.

funnysunnybunny: OTHER THAN HER.

OMNOMZFOOD: AT DINNER NONETHELESS.

movetothebeat~: sooyoungie.. i need to get what i saw earlier out of my head.

OMNOMZFOOD: me too baby, me too.

PinkFanyFany: Yoona.

IceBabyIce: ...Yoong.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: ...Yes?

SergeantSeororo: Um...

theseabstho~!: oh , tiffany just walked out the room.

MidgetsFtw~:oh damn, is gonna get down.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU: OH MY GOD SEO CALL THE POLICE

SergeantSeororo: Yoona unnie?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU: YUL GOD DAMN IT HELP MEEOFWEOFJWo:jfo:ahfhgs:jrlg

theseabstho~!: sigh, seobaby maybe you should go stop your umma and appa.

SergeantSeororo: Okay.

SergeantSeororo is now Away.

MidgetsFtw~: sunny-ah.

funnysunnybunny: what.

MidgetsFtw~: im srry

funnysunnybunny: sorry my .

theseabstho~: oh damn.

movetothebeat~: ohhhh playing hard to get.

MidgetsFtw~: i swear i didnt mean to.

OMNOMZFOOD: lol i doubt that.

MidgetsFtw~: stfu sooyoung.

funnysunnybunny: right so your eyes were glued on to the girl's right in front of me and you say you don't mean it. sure.

movetothebeat~: oooooooooh you just got owned.

theseabstho~!: and i thought i was the fcking lawyer of snsd.

PinkFanyFany: Tae, you know it is your fault right?

IceBabyIce: sigh, sunny has a point.

SergeantSeororo is no longer Away.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Thank you Seohyunnie.

SergeantSeororo: It's fine unnie.

MidgetsFtw~: wht can i do to make it up to you bunny?

funnysunnybunny: dont ing call me bunny. not after what you did.

IceBabyIce: okay thats enough fighting, i think you guys are just .

MidgetsFtw~: stfu sica.

PinkFanyFany: Jessi..

IceBabyIce: right, sorry sorry.

theseabstho~!: ya know fany, i praise u for making sica whipped for u.

movetothebeat~: ikr how da did u do that.

OMNOMZFOOD: yeah tell us your secret.

PinkFanyFany: Sorry, I'm not letting anyone take Jessi away from me.

funnysunnybunny: aw, you cute couple. :)

PinkFanyFany: That and if you ever did what I did to her, you would be hunted down by me. Just saying ;)

IceBabyIce: T-tiff..

theseabstho~!: damn is tiffany really tht good at sica?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Damn.

PinkFanyFany: Yes Jessi? c:

IceBabyIce: nvm. AND SHUT THE UP YURI.

MidgetsFtw~: sunny...

funnysunnybunny: what the do you want taeyeon.

SergeantSeororo: Uh oh..

movetothebeat~: u got that right seohyun.

MidgetsFtw~: im really sorry, please please pleaseeeeee forgive me.

funnysunnybunny: no.

OMNOMZFOOD: i really feel bad for you Tae.

MidgetsFtw~: Sunny. I'm serious.

IceBabyIce: oh she's using grammar and spelling, sunny lock your doors.

funnysunnybunny: what why?

MidgetsFtw~ has signed out.

OMNOMZFOOD: HURRY AND LOCK THE DAMN DOOR SUNNY.

funnysunnybunny: OH MY GOD

movetothebeat~: oh damn, taeyeon's fast.

funnysunnybunny: ING CHILD MOLESTOR IN THE ROOM.

PinkFanyFany: I wish you luck Sunny.

funnysunnybunny: DONT JUST SIT THERE HELP ME

funnysunnybunny has signed off.

SergeantSeororo: I think I just heard the door close..

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Yeah me too.

MidgetsFtw~ has signed off.

IceBabyIce: oh , i just heard a big thud on the wall.

theseabstho~!: sum1's having y time.

SergeantSeororo: .....

PinkFanyFany: .......

OMNOMZFOOD: oh my gawd. i heard a moan.

movetothebeat~: OH MY GOD THE IMAGE OF YOONA AND SEOHYUN IS BACK.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Shut up Hyo.

IceBabyIce: ...... e.e

OMNOMZFOOD: oh yeah fany, i saw you hanging out with wooyoung oppa, how was it.

PinkFanyFany: SHHHHHH SOOYOUNG WTF

IceBabyIce: she was hanging out with WHO!?

OMNOMZFOOD: wooyoung oppa.

PinkFanyFany: OH MY GOD SOOYOUNG DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!?

IceBabyIce: Tiffany, what were you doing with Wooyoung?

SergeantSeororo: That's the first stage.. She starts using her grammar and spelling..

PinkFanyFany: I had lunch with him..

IceBabyIce: OH ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T A DATE?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Oh dang, she's using caps. Isn't that the second stage?

SergeantSeororo: Yes.

OMNOZMFOOD: wait then whats the third stage?

PinkFanyFany: I swear it was just lunch, after that I left.

movetothebeat~: OH so thats where you were coming from, i saw you guys hug each other at the entrance.

IceBabyIce: OKAY THAT'S ING IT.

IceBabyIce has signed off.

PinkFanyFany: GOD DAMN IT SHE'S IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME.

theseabstho~!: good luck fany.

PinkFanyFany: CALL THE DAMN FBI

PinkFanyFany has signed out.

OMNOMZFOOD: whats the fbi?

movetothebeat~: dunno.

theseabstho~!: its something from america i think.

SergeantSeororo: It's from America. It stands for Federal Bureau of Investigation.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Holy .

theseabstho~!: wht?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: The floor just shook and I heard a grunt.

OMNOMZFOOD: it was husky right?

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Yeah.

SergeantSeororo: Oh. That's.. Okay.

theseabstho~!: sum1's getting a nice . 

OMNOMZFOOD: yeah unlike you lol.

movetothebeat~: OMG LOL *high5*

theseabstho~!: excuse me but im in a ing relationship.

OMNOMZFOOD: wait what.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Wait. Really?!

SergeantSeororo: Congratz unnie.

theseabstho~!: yes rlly and thanks seobaby.

OMNOMZFOOD: who is it?

theseabstho~!: im not telling, but she's pretty hot, and good at .

movetothebeat~: tmi. damn.

OMNOMZFOOD: ...

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: Does she work for SM?

theseabstho~!: yea.

movetothebeat~: oh i just got a text from yonghwa.

OMNOMZFOOD: why do you have him in your contacts.

movetothebeat~: he told me to save him as a contact so he can ask for seohyun.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: what.

SergeantSeororo: Hyoyeon unnie.. Please don't.

movetothebeat~!: he wants to ask if you can see him again this week.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: you're ing seeing him?

SergeantSeororo: It's only for We Got Married. I swear.

OMNOMZFOOD: thats the truth, you know seohyun never swears.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU!: seohyun, im really .

theseabstho~!: wow. blunt much?

SergeantSeororo: U-unnie we just did it..

movetothebeat~: OH GOD.

OMNOMZFOOD: seohyun run.

TOOFABULOUS4YOU! has signed off.

SergeantSeororo: Unnie.. help.

theseabstho~!: like sooyoung said. run.

SergeantSeororo: I can't. She just locked the door.

OMNOMZFOOD: sigh, keep it down okay?

movetothebeat~: yes please.

SergeantSeororo: Unnies, if I die, tell my parents I love them okay?

theseabstho~!: will do seohyun.

SergeantSeororo has signed off.

movetothebeat~: sooyoung, i think im going to die soon.

OMNOMZFOOD: wait what why?

movetothebeat~: im going to drink bleach.

theseabstho~!: oh yeah u said u saw them ing earlier.

OMNOMZFOOD: im gonna get off.

OMNOMZFOOD has signed out.

movetothebeat~: oh , she looks really..

theseabstho~!: ?

movetothebeat~: ..sort of.

theseabstho~!: like i said earlier, just make sure to keep it down.

movetothebeat~: okay..

movetothebeat~ has signed out.

theseabstho~! has signed out.

 

 

AN: I really hope these are entertaining you. If it isn't, I sincerely apologize. Comments PWEASE. sniffle. :c

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howlshimazu
#1
it’s been so long since i last read this story
Jeti48 #2
I really enjoy reading it.... Since JeTi was here... Kekekke...
AsukaEnergetic
#3
Chapter 12: Those erted BIATCHEZ all around! XD
JewlTiffany
#4
Chapter 12: Jeti jeti jeti
soosunXD
#5
Chapter 12: HAH HA H HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-not from lesbeans
151Kamii
#6
Chapter 12: ey man! You simply do not end up the convo like this...life is brutal or simply you are. Dammit. I guess I need to wait
fetyyy
#7
Chapter 12: Omaigod . Even with just reading their username, u got me lol author ! LMAO ! Seriously u're the best :D
HYOYEONzxc
#8
Chapter 12: This is seriously funny lmao. made my day XD
thanks for updating!