EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Baekhyun, fts. Daehyun and V)

TaeTae: UMMA! APPA!

Baekliner: What the f**k where did you come from?

Cheesecake: Omg stop being so mean yeobo

Baekliner: O_o what the fk is a cheesecake doing here??

TaeTae: That's Appa!!!

Baekliner: WHO? WHAT?

Cheesecake: Yeah babe

Baekliner: Since when was there an Appa...

Cheesecake: Gosh you're so forgetful

TaeTae: Umma...

Baekliner: WHO THE FK IS UMMA?

Cheesecake: YOU

TaeTae: YOU

Baekliner: ME?! BUT I'M CLEARLY A DUDE

Cheesecake: ...

TaeTae: ...

Baekliner: Well anyway. Let's start this again. Hi I'm Baekhyun nice to meet you too.

Cheesecake: Nah fck you man, you ruined it

TaeTae: Yeah man, thought you were cool and .

Baekliner: O_o

TaeTae: So apparently I'm your child

Baekliner: And who are you exactly?

TaeTae: I am your mother

Baekliner: Wow I don't remember her being so ugly

TaeTae: LOL you do realise you're basically calling yourself ugly right?

Cheesecake: Yeah because... he is our child, so he looks like you and me combined

TaeTae: LOL LOSER, CALLED YOURSELF UGLY

Cheesecake: Wait, he called me ugly too then... EXCUSE YOU,

Baekliner: What the actual fk is going on here

TaeTae: Okay so apparently I'm the child of you and Daehyun. Daehyun is my dad and you're my mom. Ya feel?

Baekliner: WHY AM I THE MOM?

Cheesecake: Because you're pretty

Baekliner: Aw stop it you

Cheesecake: No worries babe

Baekliner: WAIT WHAT, NO I DON'T WANT TO BE PRETTY, I WANT TO BE MANLY LIKE LUHAN

TaeTae: Luhan? AHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHWSEOUIGHNISWGBUWEI4GUBWEBUI

Cheesecake: You're done in the head aren't you Baek? Luhan? Manly?

Baekliner: Yeah...?

TaeTae: So done with you.

Cheesecake: Well since you're the mom, go make me a cake, cheesecake would be good.

Baekliner: 'cuse you, who do you think you are?

Cheesecake: Jung Daehyun.

TaeTae: APPA~! 

Cheesecake: ^_^ <3

Baekliner: Wow, yeah I know you're Jung Daehyun but like.. YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT

TaeTae: I think Umma is mad at us Appa

Cheesecake: Don't worry baby

Baekliner: OKAY I'M ACTUALLY STILL PRETTY CONFUSED

TaeTae: OKAY I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY. YOU BAEKED A CHEESECAKE AND TA-DA, HERE I AM.

Cheesecake: Good job son

Baekliner: O_o

Baekliner: OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND

Baekliner sent an image:

Cheesecake: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!!!?? WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!? HUH!??!?!!?

TaeTae: Oh wow...

Baekliner: brb gonna get something from the fridge

Cheesecake: What is it?

Baekliner: My cheesecake

TaeTae: O_O

Cheesecake: erm..

Baekliner: I'll be back don't cry too much when I'm gone

Cheesecake: Oh I won't be the one crying...

Baekliner: What?

Cheesecake: NVM!!!

Baekliner: Okay brb

TaeTae: APPA!!!! EOTEOKKE??

Cheesecake: Act cool junior.

Baekliner: .............................. WHOOOOO WASSS IT?!!??!!??!?!?!?

Baekliner sent an image:


Cheesecake: AHAHA IT WASN'T ME xD

Baekliner: Are you a fkn idiot.

TaeTae: APPA RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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