EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Kris, Lay, Tao, Suho and Chanyeol)

HappyvirusYeol started a conversation with K.Duizhang.

HappyvirusYeol: Hey little Galaxy ;)

K.Duizhang: ...

K.Duizhang left the conversation.

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KungfuGucci started a conversation with K.Duizhang.

KungfuGucci: Little galaxy, when do you want your next wushu lesson?

K.Duizhang: ...

KungfuGucci: What?

K.Duizhang left the conversation.

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Laynicorn started a conversation with K.Duizhang.

Laynicorn: Galaxy! We have a date today, what time do ou want to meet up?

Laynicorn: *you

K.Duizhang: OMFG AGAIN??

Laynicorn: This is our first date this month...

K.Duizhang: No you called me.. oh whatever .

Laynicorn: ???

K.Duizhang left the conversation.

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EXOdama: Kris

K.Duizhang: What the do you want.

EXOdama: O_O uhmm are you alright?

K.Duizhang: Yes I'm ing fine, thankyou very ing much.

EXOdama: ...Uhm so what I was going to say was, are you free this afternoon? Want to go shopping with me? Promised to get Tao a new Gucci bag T_T

K.Duizhang: Tao

EXOdama: Ew I don't want to f***k Tao! That's gross!

K.Duizhang: ... that's not what I meant..

EXOdama: Oh.. uhm.. so are you sure you're okay???

K.Duizhang: Do I sound ing okay to you?

EXOdama: Please stop the swearing, and... no you're not okay, what's wrong?

K.Duizhang added HappyvirusYeol, Laynicorn and KungfuGucci.

HappyvirusYeol: Hey little galaxyyy! Why'd you leave the convo? :((((

Laynicorn: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are

KungfuGucci: , how dare you leave on me.

EXOdama: Uhm, guys, why is Kris angry?

HappyvirusYeol: I WAS TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY BY STARTING A CONVO WITH HIM, BUT HE LEFT, LIKE WHO THE FCK DOES THAT?

Laynicorn: I was just checking up on out date time, and he suddenly got pms and left

Laynicorn: our*

KungfuGucci: WHAT?!?!? YOU AND LAY WERE GOING ON A DATE? WHAT THE KRIS. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???? EXCUSE ME LAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

K.Duizhang: Why did you say it out loud Lay..

Laynicorn: oops.. uhm Tao IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!! Hyung is just treating Kris 

HappyvirusYeol: Woaaaaaahhhhh since when Lay..

EXOdama: This was meant to be about why Kris was angry...

K.Duizhang: Well, Suho, they were calling my galaxy. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GALAXIES. THEY'RE COOL OKAY. OMFG.

KungfuGucci: SHUT UP KRIS AND ANSWER ME. WHY ARE YOU WITH LAY? YOU SAID YOU WERE BUSY. YOU LYING LITTLE . I DON'T LOVE YOU NO MORE.

EXOdama: But I thought you only loved me...????

Laynicorn: s going downnnnn

HappyvirusYeol: Hyung do you want popcorn? I'll tell Luhan to bring it to you

KungfuGucci: SUHO, I SAID THAT SO YOU WOULD BUY ME GUCCIS. THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY, BUT RIGHT NOW THE MAIN FOCUS IS KRIS. YOU CHEATING LITTLE . HOW DARE YOU. LAY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BISH.

Laynicorn: Chanyeol hide me!

HappyvirusYeol: He gon' Wushu yo hyung

K.Duizhang: FYI Tao, you did aegyo and all these stupid things to Suho to get his attention, you don't see me complaining =_=

KungfuGucci: YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON, I HATE YOU.

Laynicorn: TAO, DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I SAID? WE HAVE NOTHING GOING ON!!!

HappyvirusYeol: IT'S CAPLOCKS TIME EVERYONE!~~~~

K.Duizhang: We have nothing going on Lay??? *feeling hurt*

KungfuGucci: I HATE YOU.

KungfuGucci left the conversation.

EXOdama: What..did..you..do..

Laynicorn: I hear sulking next door..

HappyvirusYeol: It's probably Tao

K.Duizhang: Ughhhh so fed up with you lot

Laynicorn: Kris do you need tampons?

K.Duizhang: WHAT?

Laynicorn: I heard when people are angry, it's moodswings, and mood swings come from periods and periods drip, and I think I didn't you plug. 

HappyvirusYeol: HYUNG, YOU HAVE TAMPONS??

Laynicorn: Ani, I can just walk to the convenience store!

EXOdama: WTFFF! WHO TOLD YOU THAT LAY???

K.Duizhang: Are.you.kidding.me.what.the.actual..Lay??

Laynicorn: Chen taught me that, he said it comes out of the hole, he never clarified which hole....

HappyvirusYeol: Wow, and you believed Chen???

Laynicorn: ... so it's not true??

EXOdama: I am going to have a word with that kid.

K.Duizhang: If that completes your life Lay, go get tampons.

Laynicorn: Okay!

Laynicorn signed out.

HappyvirusYeol: Uhmm.. did he..

EXOdama: O_o

K.Duizhang: I WAS JOKING FFS... OMGGG

EXOdama: So, little galaxy..

K.Duizhang: DO
                    NOT
                    START.

HappyvirusYeol: *microwaves popcorn*

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A/N:

YAAAY I UDPATED!
LOL Sorry guys, it's really lame and random xD
Well, I will be updating every now and again, depending on my mood and amount of homework since school has started TT_TT *cries*
Good luck in school everyone~! Work hard! (I know I won't because I get distracted and I procrastinate ahahah)
Love you all~ <3