Title: Peacock

Pairing: none

Summary: Strip poker, anyone?

Genre: crack. crack. crack. the author is on crack. PG-13 but will mark my story as M for safety purposes. :D

 

I want the jaw dropping eye popping, head turning, body shocking
Oh, ay, oh, oh, oh, ay, oh
I want my heart throbbing, ground shaking, show stopping amazing
Oh, ay, oh, oh, oh, ay, oh

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken, boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the payoff
Come on, baby, let me see what you're hiding underneath

Peacock-Katy Perry

 

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One boring afternoon, in a one boring rainy weather, with an ever-boring atmosphere. All the boys are in the dorm. No schedules that day but they felt so overly hyped up because of their 9th win at Music Bank last night. All of them are so desperate in finding a way to eradicate the boring aura that emanates the whole dorm.

 

Teukie umma is so busy rotting on his bed, staring at nothingness.

Heechul was sick of looking at himself in the mirror.

Yesung got bored at his motionless turtles.

Shindong's not hungry anymore.

Sungmin can't use his aegyo powers against boredom.

Hyukkie finally lets Choco sleep.

Donghae was done doing selcas.

Siwon finished his thanksgiving prayer.

Ryeowook cooked all the possible meals for the day.

Kyuhyun got tired of winning at Starcraft. (for the first time!)

 

Hey guys. Do you know how to play poker?, the diva asks.

Kind of? Just the basics. Shindong looked up from watching TV.

Can we play? Anyone got a deck of cards? the umma went out of his room, hair disheveled, seemingly interested when he heard someone said poker.

I have one in my desk drawers. Yesung offered.

Hyung, can I play too? Teach me pleaaaase~ Wookie pleaded desperately.

Suuure. Whatever. NOW EVERYONE. Gather up. Everyone should play. the sassy diva hollered in the living room while he took the deck of cards from Yesung's room.

Should we make it interesting? We can make bets. Kyuhyun is the first one to sit in the circle, eyes already having a glint of mischievousness on them.

No... No bets please. I don't know how to play poker. Ryeowook widened his eyes in fear of losing bets, knowing what goes in the maknae's mind.

Please no bets. I don't know how to play either. Sungmin seconded.

But..... How can we make it exciting??? Donghae joined in the circle. We're dying of boredom here.

Quit the babbling and let's start! Siwon! Get your in here! We're playing strip poker! Heechul made the decision by himself ignoring the groans of s.