A set of random EXO short stories/drabbles because they don't need their own documents.

Designer Duty (platonic Suho/Tao): Joonmyun wonders about Tao’s pregnancy.

Never Ends (Sungmin/Lu Han): Sungmin and Lu Han get some free time together.

Corruption (Kai/Suho/Sehun): Jongin asks Joonmyun if they can invite Sehun to join them.

Oh Bancouber (Kris/Henry): Kris and Henry bond over mutual Canadian-ness. Includes bad SM English song lyric battles.

Assorted Others

Six Reasons Why Kyuhyun Does Not Write Song Lyrics (aka "I'll stick a finger on your F5 button anyday"): Kyuhyun writes song lyrics for fun. None of them get picked.

In Which Kyuhyun Is A Dungeon Master And Zhou Mi Falls in Love (Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun): Baby Kyuhyun is a young teenaged Zhou Mi’s Dungeon Master. Zhou Mi gets sweaty palms.

Saviour (girl!Kyungsoo/girl!Chanyeol): When Kyungjin gets caught by Shouty Man, the screaming, creepy, preacher guy, she just needs someone to rescue her.

Melting (Kyungsoo/girl!Chanyeol): Kyungsoo babysitting three small children who ignored him, until he's saved.

Study (Now is the Winter of our Discontent) (one-sided Chanyeol/Kyungsoo): Chanyeol needs to pass the year. Kyungsoo thinks this means he has to go.