4. Everyone Loves Park Chanyeol

10 Stupid Reasons As To Why I Hate Park Chanyeol

 

4. Everyone loves Park Chanyeol except for me
 
"It just drives me insane how everyone would cling around that giant." I stared gawkily towards Park Chanyeol, walking around the cafeteria along with a group of admirers giggling from behind him, boys and girls alike.
 
God!
 
"Just admit it, he's cute!"
 
I roll my eyes, scoffing at the muffin Kyungsoo baked this morning. "He's not that cute."
 
"Why do you dislike him so much?"
 
I shrugged, lazily twirling my fingers around the table. " 'Disliking' him is an understatement to how I feel."
 
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you have a crush on the kid."
 
I looked at him remorsefully, hands against my chest. 
 
"Spare me the lame excuses, Byun Baekhyun." Kyungsoo rolls his eyes, dipping chopsticks into his bowl of rice.
 
"Don't you?" I asked out of curiosity. "I mean.. do you like him?"
 
"I do, but obviously not as boyfriend material. Besides, I have my own eyes targeted on that tanned English teacher of ours. Dayum that walking meat filled with lusciousness." He says as if that was the most normal thing in the world. 
 
And no, it's not. 
 
I coughed, choking on my muffin. "Y-you dig our twenty three year old English advisor?"
 
"Why do you think I'm taking those 'after school classes' with him when clearly, I'm the ing reincarnation of Einstein."
 
Cocky little piece of- 
 
"Baekhyun!" Two hands covered both my eyes, blocking the light. "Guess who~"
 
I could just hear Kyungsoo giggling girlishly. 
 
Two immensely large hands, deep and refined voice but yet still too childish for it's owner, and I could just feel him bouncing up and down the air like a rabbit. 
 
Obviously it's "Park Chanyeol."
 
And with that, I was rewarded with a quick peck on my cheek. 
 
And now I just realized my mistake of just referring to that kiss as a 'reward'.
 
"Babe, you're so smart!" He exclaims, squeezing me from behind.
 
"Let me go."
 
"Oh, sorry." He says, settling a seat beside me. 
 
"And who are you calling babe?"
 
 
 
It was after school when Chanyeol just won't stop spurting me out with nonsense. 
 
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!"
 
"Really? I'd put F and U together. Go away."
 
He pouts.
 
"Where have you been all my life?!"
 
"Hiding from you."
 
Chanyeol pouts even more, arms against his chest. He walks a few more more steps before again, face altering to joy. 
 
Oh great.
 
"Will you go out with me this saturday?"
 
My plan was attacking him with another one of my genius come backs when suddenly a woman pulled him in from behind, planting a sudden kiss on his cheek.
 
"Dara!" He hugs her back, squeezing the pretty girl tightly around his arms.
 
Traitor.
 
"Yeollie!" 
 
"Oh my god! When did you-"
 
"I flew in last night!" 
 
And I was suddenly invincible to the couple.
 
I coughed in attempt to catch their attention and both comically turn their heads to my direction.
 
"I think I should probably go-" I backed away slowly.
 
"Who's he?" 
 
"Ah," Chanyeol slings an arm around my shoulder, pulling me close to his chest. "My friend, Byun Baekhyun."
 
Friend. You kissed me, called me babe, and even had the audacity to ask me out. 
 
And to you, I'm just a friend. 
 
"Ahh." She nods her head in amusement. "Anyway, nice to meet you Byun Baekhyun."
 
"You too."
 
"I have to go, Yeol." And she leans in closely for another pepper kiss on his cheek. "Bye, you two!" She waves, jogging her way to the parking lot. 
 
He waved once, smiling distantly at the girl. "Anyway Baek, I need an answer."
 
"No."
 
Chanyeol frowns. "No?"
 
"No."
 
"But why not?!" He whines, shaking me on my shoulder, and stomping his feet down the concrete in a kid like manner.
 
"Because I'm just a friend."
 
"Yea, and?"
 
"And that's just that." I frowned, throwing my arms across my chest. "Why don't you go ask out Dara instead?"
 
He shrugs. "But Dara goes out with me every now and then."
 
This jerk. 
 
"Go away!"
 
"But why-" And he stops midway, eyes widening, and lips breathing out a small narcissist smirk. "Baek," He starts, wiggling his eyebrow teasingly. "Are you jealous?"
 
My cheeks felt like burning, but no. I'm definitely not blushing to that comment. 
 
"N-no."
 
"Aww!" He puffed his cheeks, closing me in for a tight hug. "You're so cute, Baek!"
 
"L-let me go!" I struggled my way out, successfully shoving him away to glower at his sight.
 
And Chanyeol just stood there, helpless. 
 
"I ing hate you." I muttered silently before charging my way pass him.
 
I hate him so much.
 
> He.. hates me. <
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izy_angelic
#1
Chapter 10: The adorableness!!! God. Is that even a word?
Well, love it anyway.
♡~♡
anneber
#2
Chapter 3: Wow!!! I watched the video. I am officially a laughing puddle of goo!!!LOL!!!
anneber
#3
Your rearranging of the alphabet has me screaming.....and dying to read this!!!! LOL!!!!
FernandaDaSilva99 #4
Chapter 11: What a lovely story
Cup_baek
#5
Chapter 11: This is so damn cute
sheriaw #6
its so fluff & cute its great
Miokon
#7
This story is so cute! I had so many times because of the cuteness heart attacks. I enjoyed this short fanfiction really. Thank you.
Posiekyeollie #8
Hi! I enjoyed so much this. I have a question. Can i translate it into polish and post on wattpad? Of course i'll give you a credits! ^^
jjangnana #9
Hey! Can i translate this fic? This fic is one of my favorite fics. I'll be happy if you allow me to translate it ^^ thank you
twosuns
#10
Hi, I was wondering if you're aware that this story is reposted and translated on Wattpad?
https://www.wattpad.com/story/49282311-10-stupid-reasons-as-to-why-i-hate-park-chanyeol
The person below this comment is the 'author' of the translated story on Wattpad.