10. Park Chanyeol Is Park Chanyeol
10 Stupid Reasons As To Why I Hate Park Chanyeol
10. Park Chanyeol is Park Chanyeol
"Where's Chanyeol?" Kyungsoo questions, staring at me lazily with his owl shaped orbs.
"Do I look like an idiot's keeper?"
"Yes."
I rolled my eyes, taking a bite off my lunch.
Now that he mentioned it, I haven't seen the dork since morning.
After school, I stayed by the gate in hope that he'd come, but no Park Chanyeol was seen from sight.
I sighed, giving up, and walking my way home alone.
It feels weird not having that fool around.
"Hun, dinner's ready."
"I'm skipping, don't feel like eating." I said in response, pacing my way up to my room.
Staring at my phone, I waited for a call, sms, anything.. but nothing came.
Stupid, I miss you.
Closing my eyes, I fell into deep slumber.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
I groaned, throwing a pillow over my face.
Knock.
Eyes still begging for sleep, I stumbled my way to the door.
No one's there.
"Suho hyung, it's not funny! Go to sleep you gramp!" I yelled through the halls, shutting the door close and throwing my body back to bed.
Knock. Knock.
Realizing the knocks were not coming from the door, I quickly opened my window to find Chanyeol from below, throwing pebbles.
"Yah! It's the middle of the night, and you're here throwing stones?!"
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks, 'tis the east, and Baekhyun is my sun!"
"Are you ing crazy?!"
He continued throwing pebbles, one almost hitting me directly on my face. "Stop that!"
"Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your hair!"
"Why did I even ing ask? You are crazy!"
He cupped his hands, amplifying his whispers. "Meet me down here!"
"I can't, my mom won't allow me to go out this late at night." I lied. I'm just too sleepy to even take a walk.
"Then jump out your window!"
"No ing way."
Chanyeol rolled his eyes, extending out his arms. "I'll catch you!"
"What?!"
"Jump."
I chuckled nervously, closing my window shut.
Knock. Knock.
"Go home, you idiot!"
"Jump!"
Ah, it. "Catch me!" And I speedily jumped through my window, myself landing on top of him.
"Y-you didn't even give me time to think." He groaned, rubbing his back.
Still straddled on his lap, I crossed my arms. "You told me to jump, so I did."
He rolled his eyes, sitting up to have his arms around me, and carrying me up bridal style.
Kicking my feet up the air, I tugged down both his abnormally large ears.
"B-baek, stop." He whines.
"This is what you get for waking me up at twelve in the morning." I continued pulling his ears, moving it left and right. "What huge ears you have!"
"Shut up."
I chuckled.
He placed me gently down his car, him following in after. "Yixing, you told my mom I took the car right?"
"Yes sir." The said butler grins before driving off.
"Where are we going?"
"I won't tell you. It's a surprise."
I groaned, shifting my body to have my arms around him, head resting on his chest. "Whatever, just let me sleep for a while."
He hummed in response, chin rested on top of my head.
As long as you're there, I really don't mind wherever.
"Baek?"
Groaning, I fluttered my eyes open to meet the face of a giant hovering on top of mine. "Yeol?"
He smiles, taking my hand and pulling me out of the car.
I was a bit stunned when Yixing drove away, motioning his thumbs up from the window side, yelling a "Good luck, sir!".
I turned to face him, pouting to a Park Chanyeol who was currently forcing out a smile.
Realizing where we both were, I looked around to find myself surrounded by sand and cold breeze coming from the ocean.
"You.. "
"Y-yea well.." He grins.
I looked back at him, unsure of what words I'll be saying next.
"Ah." He snaps, hauling me away.
Hands covering both my eyes, I started giggling as I felt two lips against the side of my neck.
"Yah, that's ticklish!"
"Oh, sorry." He chuckles. "Don't open your eyes yet!" He yells, slipping his hands away.
I heard him walk pass me, a strum of cords ringing the night. "Now, open."
"Park.. Chan.. yeol." And that's all I could say, eyes watering as I ogled at the view of a romantic set up at front.
Just beside the shore was a table clothed with red, a stem of rose in the middle, rose petals around, and candles put in a shape of a heart, leading a path to where the table was.
And to top it off, a Park Chanyeol who stood in front me, a guitar laced around his shoulders. He strums it down, smiling sheepishly at my sight.
I do believe all the love you give you give
Out of the things you do
Love you, love you
I'll keep you safe, don't you worry.
I wouldn't leave, wanna keep you near.
Cuz I feel the same way too.
Love you, love you.
Want you to know that I'm with you.
I will love you and love you and love you
Gonna hold you and hold you and squeeze you
I will please you for all the times
I don't wanna lose you and lose you and lose you
Cause I need you, I need you, I need you
So I want you to be my baby
You've got to understand.
My love.
He smiles, strumming down the last chords.
"You!" Brows furrowed, I sniffed, tears rolling down my cheeks.
Chanyeol's eyes widened, panicking as he vigorously wiped the tears away from my face. "B-baek! I'm so sorry! Is this not what you wanted? I just wanted to make up for our failed first date. Dara suggested this! Kyungsoo even forced me in for singing sessions, and god was he a spartan! He smacked me multiple times with his frying pan. B-baek! Oh my god! You're still crying! I'm so so sorry! I promise, I'll never do this ag-"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPD GIANT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! I COULD JUST EXPLODE FROM ALL THE CHEESINESS!"
He cries, motioning his hands to a cross. "No Baek! Don't explode! You'll die then I'll also cry!" And he pulls me in for a hug, head nuzzling beneath my shoulders.
"You're so stupid. I wasn't literally going to explode."
"B-but I was scared. I can never live without you, Baek."
"Ok, so I might just explode from that line."
"N-no! Please, don't!" He yells, hugging me even more tightly.
I chuckled, ruffling his hair lightly.
I was about to take a bite off the bread stick served when I noticed the two eyes still staring directly at my face. "What? You never saw a guy eating bread sticks before?"
"I could just admire your beauty for the whole night."
I rolled my eyes, throwing the bread stick across the table.
He chuckled, snapping his hands for the waiter. "Minseok-ssi, will you bring us what I ordered for the night?"
The said waiter smiled, bowing before leaving his way back to god knows where.
Feeling the breeze brushing against me, I shivered, rubbing both my hands around me.
"Oh, sorry." He leans forwardly, taking off his jacket and placing it on my shoulders.
"I-it's okay. You'll catch a cold."
"Hmm." He grins. "If you feel really really sorry about it, kiss me and you'll catch it too."
I chuckled, crossing by arms to have my hands gripped on both sides of his jacket. It smelled like Park Chanyeol.
Minseok placed two bowls of ice cream on the table.
"Ice cream. Really? It's freezing cold and you ordered ice cream."
"I didn't really think this through?"
I rolled my eyes, shaking my head, and switching my strawberry with his.
"N-no!" He halts, slapping my hands away and shoving the pink flavored ice cream onto my side.
"But I hate strawberry."
"M-me too."
"So why.. "
"I thought girls liked starawberr- oops."
"Yah, Park Chanyeol."
"Sorry! Will you just eat this one?"
I rolled my eyes, scooping out the pink ice cream and shoving it inside my mouth, chewing it slowly and eyes gazing gawkily at Park Chanyeol. "I hate you."
He chuckles, taking a bite off his.
Savoring every single bite, I noticed the anxiousness coming from the giant as he continued to stare, glancing from my bowl of ice cream to my spoon, and to my face. "What the hell are you-" Feeling an object block my entrance, I choked violently.
He stands up panically. "Oh ! ! Oh my gosh, I just cursed!" He slaps himself, running his way onto my chair. "B-baek, are you okay?!"
I ascended off my seat, hitting my chest repeatedly.
"Oh oh ." He stands behind me, squeezing me tightly from behind and forcing the foreign object off my throat as it flew onto the table, making a clinging sound of metal.
I speedily drank a mouthful of water. "Yah, Park Chanyeol! Were you trying to choke me to death!"
"N-no!" He looks at me apologetically, turning his back and swiftly taking the metal object off the table. "See? I just wanted to give you this."
"And you can't just give it to me like a normal person would!?"
"W-well, I saw leading men in movies do this for their girlfriends and I just thought it'd be romantic.."
"Well, no it's not! I almost died! And who casted you as the leading man! Why is it not me?!"
"Because you're the girlfriend!"
"Oh, so now I'm a girl!?"
"N-no! I was-"
"Cut the excuses, Park Chanyeol!" I huffed, stomping my feet, and turning to have him faced with my back side. "I'm not playing as your girlfriend. And definitely not as your boyfriend either. And you almost killed me."
Silence filled in until I heard faint snuffles from behind. He leans against the back of my head. "I'm not trying to kill you. I swear on Dara noona's grave stone!"
"Yah, Park Chanyeol. Who's grave are you swearing to? Are you also trying to kill me?" Chanyeol jumped up, digging inside his pockets to find a small radio box underneath. "Noona?!"
"Hello! Baekhyun-ssi! I do apologize in behalf of my brother's stupidity."
"Baek! You didn't tell me you're getting engaged!"
"Kyungsoo!?"
"Haii! Dara noona invited me over to watch your dinner date with Chanye-"
"Shhh!"
"Jongin, it's not really a secret."
"Oh, it's not?"
"Yea. We're still processing to how the idiot duo was that clueless to not find the hidden cameras around them."
I chocked. "Were you guys spying on us?! and is that seonsengnim with you?!"
"Yep and yep!"
And Dara cuts in. "Anyway, you two! Enjoy the rest of the night!"
Kyungsoo cuts in. "And don't forget everything I've thought you Park Chanyeol! Make that ride yo-"
I gasped. "Yah!" Taking a glance at Chanyeol, I was greatly amused at how he was furiously blushing at that comment.
"Kay, bye guys!" And the line was cut, thankfully.
I look up to him, brow raised. "So singing wasn't only the activity you asked Kyungsoo to help you with?"
"I-i'm.. "
"Sorry?"
He nods, head hung low in embarrassment.
I chuckled, walking up to him. "You're a dork."
Chanyeol lifts his head, pouting with eyes forming a haze. He takes a hold of my left hand, gently slipping in the ring on my finger. "It's not exactly an engagement ring." He grins. "That will have to come up later."
"And I do hope it won't end up with me chocking myself to death."
He chuckles.
"I'm dead serious."
Chanyeol digs for his pockets, lifting a similar designed ring, letters CB engraved in the middle.
He hands it to me and I took it, slipping it back onto his left hand finger.
"I love you, Byun Baekhyun."
"I hate-"
He pouts.
Chuckling, I shook my head, leaning in forwardly for a kiss. "I love you too, Park Chanyeol."
He kissed back, hands cupping my cheeks.
He smiles. "Again."
And we kissed again.
I chuckled, playfully tugging on both his ears. "Second time's the charm?"
And again.
"Once more."
And again.
"You taste like chocolate."
"And my Baek tasted like strawberry."
"I still hate that flavor."
A/N: ahahahaha! Omg! I'm so chheesaayyy~ But I was feeling all giddy writing this. I love this couple so much ^^ i hope you enjoyed all that failed fluff and comedy. I might do a sequel to things baekhyun loves about the dork. But idk when since I'm caught up with several other fics plus real life. I love y'all for sticking till the end <3 Do check out my other fics (real stories with longer chapters lol). And see you guys till next time <3 Saranghaeyo!
Attempting to write up the sequel. Will post it up when finished. Not sure when tho
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