Still at the bar...

Onew: *finishes first beer* Another!

Wooyoung: Whoa! Calm down there, Onew! We shouldn't be trusting you with too much alcohol!

Onew: Why not? It's not like I go crazy or anything...

Minho/Jessica/Wooyoung/Taecyeon: *spits drink*

Onew: Ugh, ewwwww.....

Minho: Hyung! You with alcohol is like asking for a free ticket to a comedy show!

Wooyoung: Minho's got a point there, Onew. You don't go too great with alcohol, me and Taec have seen it. Also, as I recall it, Jonghyun told me that Jessica also knows what happens to Onew when he drinks. *raises eyebrows*

Onew and Jessica: *spits drink*

Yuri: Oooohh, what's this about Jessica?

Jessica: N-nothing! Nothing at all!

Onew: *blush* Y-yeah, what she said.

Minho: Why are blushing, hyung? *smiles*

Onew: No reason!

Yoseob: Let's play a drinking game!

Hyunseung: Which one?

Chansung: Oh! Let's play the one where someone says a situation, and if it applies to you, you have to drink!

Junho: Yeah yeah! That one!

*sets out all the drinks*

Minho: I'll go first. In a male group.

Junsu: Yah!

Sooyoung: Drink up, boys.

After many drinks......

Yuri: *psst* Minho!

Minho: What is it yeobo?

Yuri: I've got an idea. Make all the situations related to Onew.

Minho: That's messed up......I like it. Uh, my turn! Let's see here...Ah! Vocalist!

*takes a drink*

Yuri: Clumsy!

Onew: *looks around* Wait....just me?

Yoona: Looks like it, oppa.

Onew: *sigh* *drink*

Sooyoung: Uh let's see here.....been in a duet!

Hyunseung: Tripped over nothing!

Junho: Awesome ttakbam!

Chansung: In SM Entertainment!

Yoseob: Hosted a talk show!

Taeyeon: Likes chicken!

*glares at Taeyeon*

Yoona: That was way too obvious, unnie!

Taeyeon: Hehe, oops?

Onew: Uhhh.....kee-keep going.........

Sunny: Leader of a male group!

Onew: Oh come on! *takes a drink* *head slams down on table*

Wooyoung: Oh crap!

Jessica: Onew! Onew! Are you okay?!? *super concerned*

Onew: Alkjfljsdlf;hgl;jdf.........

Jessica: You need some air, come with me....*takes Onew to the door*

Yuri: Don't try anything while he's drunk! *table laughs*

Jessica: *death glare*

*table shuts up*

*Jessica exits the door*

*table bursts out laughing*

Taecyeon: I can't believe that actually worked!

Wooyoung: I really hope Onew doesn't do anything stupid. *poker face* Who am I kidding?!? *table starts laughing again*

Tiffany: Did anyone else notice how concerned Jessica was when Onew's head slammed on the table?

Sooyoung: Yeah! Really suspicious...you don't think maybe Jessica likes Onew?

*stares at Sooyoung*

Sooyoung: What?

Sunny: Oh my gosh you are SO behind.

Outside....

Jessica: Oh my gosh, Onew, is your head okay?

Onew: I'm fine! Just a little tap, that's all! Say, are we at Disneyland?

Jessica: *sigh* You're drunk...again! You know, you should really stay away from alcohol.

Onew: What are you talking about? I'm great with kids!

Jessica: My point exactly.

Onew: Say, Jessica, I want you to do something for me.

Jessica: And what is that?

Onew: I want to call me by my real name, Jinki.

Jessica: And what's wrong with Onew?

Onew: That's my stage name! If you call me Jinki, people will think we're close. *rubs shoulder*

Jessica: And why would we want that?

Onew: Because I love you silly!

Jessica: *blushes* Wh-what?

Onew: I said I love you. Sa-rang-hae. *giggle*

Jessica: *blush* W-well, I d-don't know what to say, Onew-

Onew: Jinki!

Jessica: *smile* fine. Jinki, I don't know if I should take your word, since you're drunk.

Onew: And what makes you think that!

Jessica: How many fingers am I holding up? *two*

Onew:........eight.

Jessica: Exactly.

Onew: But, but, but, I mean it! Really!

Jessica: Hmmm....

Onew: Here, I'll prove it! *walks out into the street*

Jessica: What are you doing?

Onew: See that car? If I can dodge it, then you have to believe me!

Jessica: Onew that's dangerous!

Onew: I'm sorry, my name's not Onew!

Jessica: Whatever! Jinki! Get over here! *car comes closer*

Onew: lalalallala~ *car comes closer*

Jessica: Jinki!!

*car honk* Get out of the way!

Jessica: Jinki!!! *runs toward Onew and tackles him to the other side of the sidewalk.

Onew: Oof! Ouch~......

Jessica: Oh my gosh are you oka- *notices her position*

Jessica is on top of Onew, yadda yadda, predictable romance scenario.

Onew: Hi there~

Jessica: You had me scared there for a second.

Onew: I'm sorry yeobo~.

Jessica: *blush* J-just don't do it again. *thinking* Oh my gawwddd~ he called me yeobo~.

Onew: Let me make it up to you *holds Jessica's face*

Jessica: Wait wha-

*CHU*

Onew: There! Am I forgiven now?

Jessica: .....Y-Yah! D-don't just go k-k-kissing people like that! Others will misunderstand!

Onew: But it's you, yeobo~. If it's you, then I don't care. *hugs Jessica*

Jessica: Ch-Chincha?

Onew: Yup! I love you thiiiiis much! *spread arms*

Jessica: O-okay. Then, from now on, I'll call you Jinki...

Onew: Yay!

Jessica: But! From now on, when it's only the two of us, you have to call me Sooyeon, got it? Don't forget! If you do, I'll get upset!

Onew: Anything for my princess~

Jessica: *blush* O-okay then. *thinking* does this make us a couple? I mean, we're calling each other by our real names, he's called me "yeobo" and "princess", we've kissed TWICE! No, wait, he's drunk. No no no no no. This definitely doesn't make us a couple! We're still  just friends......with benefits.....when drunk.

Onew: Heyyyy. Where's everybody else? They all turned into sidewalk.

Jessica: Here. Let's go inside.

Onew: Yes ma'am! *salute*

Jessica: *giggles* Oh stop it.....

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LEE JINKI YOU GORGEOUS ADORBLE MAN. I ING LOVE YOU. I WILL GO GAY FOR YOU JINKI. I WOULD.

JUNG SOOYEON I SHIP YOU WITH ONEW SO HARD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. im in like onsica heaven right now~~~~. NEED MORE ONSICA FANFICS TO QUENCH MY ONSICA HUNGER. or onfany, that works too......